lim peh ka li kong 令伯卡你讲

Skill and style of telling stories is as per what you see - Singlish plus Hokkien dialects. Kam siah for coming into my BLOG and read, thank you! All content is copywrite "Old Beng" unless otherwise noted.

Friday, October 07, 2005


Your Honour, don't be angry, I shall kowtow to you...

Ooooh....Ahhhhhhh....court dismissed...we shall continue....tomorrow...

Your Honour, she has been working for 2 hours, can we be released?

Come come, don't shy, join her, 2 is better than 1.

Huh?!?!?! This is all we do.....



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  • At Thursday, October 06, 2005 4:02:00 PM , Anonymous ipromise said...

    Beng, very cute. I shall forward to my Chinese frens. Also print a copy and paste it at the foot massage place that I frequent.

    So, have you been to the 'oooh' and 'aaah' place recently?

  • At Thursday, October 06, 2005 4:06:00 PM , Blogger old beng said...


    yeah, lately "shok-tio" (addicted to) foot relexology already and me and my cha bo lang will go almost once a week if we are not too busy

  • At Thursday, October 06, 2005 4:18:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Hahaha...sorry, I must admit, I think on the wrong side is too misleading.

    Old Beng, the picture of the twins is very cute too. Two of your twelve children? I am very envy of big family cos I am an only child and live with my mum only (cos she separate from my dad long long time ago). Can post your family photo here for us to see your big family?

  • At Thursday, October 06, 2005 4:23:00 PM , Blogger old beng said...

    er... who you please?

  • At Thursday, October 06, 2005 4:29:00 PM , Blogger 孺子牛 said...

    Kowtow to Angel, no way. I would rather bang my head against the wall than kowtowing to her. Old Beng, you are correct, there are gold underneath our knees.

    We can settle out of court by la-ing kopi-si in KK, if not name the place and time.

  • At Friday, October 07, 2005 12:00:00 AM , Anonymous lin niang said...

    Oh my god, Uncle benga and all,
    lin niang go stand one night, u guys make fun here and there, my ex some more freq massage parlour hMM! maSSAGE WHICH leg???
    hahah use cartoons to show dirty show.....mind the childrens under 16, by the way if those kids become my godchildrens, the parents must give me ang pows every year too.
    This is the laws under the goddness code section 1 para 1.1

    Aiya, i dun go la kopi, me at least starbuck or coffee bean or pacific cafe.......Dont ask me go kopitiam, all those ah sengs and bengs and singhs cannot tarhan their weird look...and dun go dome too, cos i be dome as one of my ex work there. Kopi boy/.

    AHHH! below kneesd got gold meh? hahahahah
    i see below hairless chopstick shaky shaky legs only hahahahaha!!shaky shaky wonder loves massage,,after veins or arteries broken than u know....Arrrgh!

    for there is alway an

  • At Friday, October 07, 2005 10:48:00 AM , Blogger old beng said...

    Angel Mei Mei

    No, my cartoon is very clean one, it will be seen as dirty and not fit for under 16 only if one sees it with a not so clean mind, but it is quite natural for adults to see it the way you see it "use cartoons to show dirty show"

    If you were the god-mother of my children, then you will become my god sister and old beng me no give ang pao to sister one. Chia siew pao can?

    BTW what's wrong with la-ing Kopi in Kopitiam? old beng me no have extra cash so coffee in high class places is a no-no for me and me prefer the more traditional local kopi-o and teh-si to the Mocha and latte.

    Ai-yo, think is generation gap....


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