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Saturday, October 21, 2006

10 Incidents Which Make You Go @$%#&€@

lim peh ka li kong

10 incidents which will definitely make you go @$%#&€@!!!!

1) Kiasu people crowding at the steamboat buffet table waiting for the new replenishment of prawns.

2) Un-tahanable karaoke singing from neighbours early Sunday morning.

3) The slow "Gu" driving on fast lane just in front of you. All 3 lanes are occupied by 3 "龟" tortoise drivers and there´s no way you can overtake them.

4) Inconsiderate parents taking their wailing babies to the Cinemas, Seminars and Concerts.

5) For once, you feel like cooking Maggie Mee and found there´s no Maggie Mee left, no eggs left at home and after you went all the way out to purchase them, you realised the tank of Gas in your kitchen happened to run dry too.

6) You couldn´t finish memorising all the potential examination questions so you choose/ pick/ tee-kum tee-kum to memorise 7 out of 10 questions and the 3 questions you left out appeared, carrying the most marks, in the entire Paper 2.

7) You bought a car after much consideration and one week after you got your car, the toopid COE dropped and the car-price is now 10K - 15K cheaper.

8) You are almost late for class/ work/ appointment but you couldn´t board the bus cos some inconsiderate idiotic morons standing at the front just refuse to move to the rear of the bus.

9) When you go home after a hard day´s work, you find all 3 lifts are faulty and you stay on the 26th floor.

10) One weekend when your parents were not around and your girlfriend finally agreed to come to your house for some hanky-panky actions, either she knn kena chicken pox or her "大姨妈" aunty came or your parents suddenly came back earlier than the time planned.

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20 Comments:

  • At Saturday, October 21, 2006 6:18:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    這就叫人算不如天算!
    “但是未知天意何在”

     
  • At Saturday, October 21, 2006 11:27:00 PM , Anonymous  said...

    super funny!!!
    *包笑到~~~*

     
  • At Sunday, October 22, 2006 12:59:00 AM , Blogger Dukester said...

    Hahaha....no wonder i curse a lot!! hv encountered all except 4 & 5 hahahaa

     
  • At Sunday, October 22, 2006 11:13:00 AM , Blogger 蓝月 said...

    woo... naughty naughty... haha.

     
  • At Sunday, October 22, 2006 3:51:00 PM , Blogger 孺子牛 said...

    十件一起来,岂不是‘破屋更遭连夜雨,漏船又遭打头风’?

     
  • At Sunday, October 22, 2006 6:29:00 PM , Blogger Leonard said...

    really all this will make one @$%#&€@

    haben get to experience #5,9 and 10

    wonder how come u always comes up with all these, personal experience?

     
  • At Monday, October 23, 2006 12:22:00 PM , Blogger Kurakat said...

    Hmmmmm......

     
  • At Monday, October 23, 2006 12:29:00 PM , Blogger Kurakat said...

    When I read this entry, this phrase (that is coined by Old Beng)comes into mind...

    真亦假时假亦真,做人何必太认真?

     
  • At Monday, October 23, 2006 1:41:00 PM , Blogger Kenny Ng said...

    i got few more...

    - car horn middle of the night
    - car alarm triggle middle of the night
    - stupid event block the road without notice

     
  • At Monday, October 23, 2006 2:44:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    i can draw parallel incidents like yours!!!

    WOW LAU at those point of incidents i'll be cursing heaven & earth and almost can go westin and jump off the bldg.. ahahahahHA

    nice one , beng. as alwayz :)

     
  • At Monday, October 23, 2006 3:14:00 PM , Blogger old beng said...

    无名小卒
    你说得对,好一句 ”人算不如天算“。


    Glad that the 10 signs made you laugh :)

    Dukester
    You darn lucky leh, 8/10 wahahahahaha.

    Blue Moon
    He he he :p

    孺子牛
    欢迎光临。
    比起你那精简的文采,我真是喋喋不休的老头。

    Leonard
    Eh...me did not experienced all la, if not really sibeh suay.

    Kurakat
    You are one darn lucky guy cos you don't believe such unlucky incedents do happened to poor chap like me.

    Let me count, me got 9/10, =_=""" kns PUI!!!

    Kenny
    Ya hor, me didn't think of the 3 points you wrote :)

    Spinnee
    Thanks *face red red*

     
  • At Monday, October 23, 2006 6:44:00 PM , Blogger Tracy said...

    Hi old beng,
    All your 10 incidents listed are good for laugh but make sure dont kanna it yourself. BUT for point no. 10...seriously, you should consider taking it down. Kinda not so good if an youngster read it and tried to follow... (in the youngster's mind, he/she might be thinking..."you mean i can bring my girl/boy friend home when my parents go for their relative's wedding at JB this weekend?) I think this is what they call ''social responsibility' when writing a blog.
    Anyway, just my thoughts....

     
  • At Tuesday, October 24, 2006 8:08:00 PM , Anonymous sihui said...

    number 9! i got experience before.

    but i live on the 22nd floor.. lol.

     
  • At Wednesday, October 25, 2006 1:01:00 AM , Blogger Sunflower said...

    uncle beng, point 5 is classic

     
  • At Wednesday, October 25, 2006 2:31:00 PM , Blogger old beng said...

    Tracy
    "Social responsibility" when writing a blog? Hmmm, suddenly me felt that this is too heavy for me. If writing blog has "social responsibility" then probably more than 90% of our current bloggers all must stop writing. Just by reading my point (10) might give them the impression of "Ok, Old Beng says it´s fine, so we do it", like that die la, many things me cannot write liao. =_=""" I am speechless...

    Sihui
    So did you have a happy climbing up the stairs then? *evil grin*

    Sunflower
    So you also kena point 5 before :)))

     
  • At Wednesday, October 25, 2006 2:35:00 PM , Blogger noeyesee said...

    reading a blog is not as if 1 is reading a textbook or a newspaper la, then all who read my blog wl curse n swear like me? those who read rockson blog will be anti-govt n all who read xiaxue blog wl be as cocky as her? blog reading is for fun la, so serious for wat? social responsibility? ha ha ha

     
  • At Wednesday, October 25, 2006 2:40:00 PM , Anonymous lao hokkien lang said...

    好的坏不了
    坏的好不了
    if reading beng´s blog will influence our young generations to such extreme, then the medias (movies, tv, radio, mag, internet) all must be banned. Tracy 小妹, you think too much.

     
  • At Wednesday, October 25, 2006 6:02:00 PM , Blogger Sunflower said...

    ha, no, i am not as suay as you... he he he

     
  • At Saturday, October 28, 2006 1:09:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Tracy, you are absolutely right to think this way. Incident like the elite girl has demonstrated that, and has to close her blog, her father has to apologize for that.

    Well done in pointing out.

     
  • At Saturday, October 28, 2006 6:21:00 PM , Blogger old beng said...

    Anonymous
    So are you suggesting me to close my blog too? :)

     

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