10 Incidents Which Make You Go @$%#&€@

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10 incidents which will definitely make you go @$%#&€@!!!!

1) Kiasu people crowding at the steamboat buffet table waiting for the new replenishment of prawns.

2) Un-tahanable karaoke singing from neighbours early Sunday morning.

3) The slow "Gu" driving on fast lane just in front of you. All 3 lanes are occupied by 3 "龟" tortoise drivers and there´s no way you can overtake them.

4) Inconsiderate parents taking their wailing babies to the Cinemas, Seminars and Concerts.

5) For once, you feel like cooking Maggie Mee and found there´s no Maggie Mee left, no eggs left at home and after you went all the way out to purchase them, you realised the tank of Gas in your kitchen happened to run dry too.

6) You couldn´t finish memorising all the potential examination questions so you choose/ pick/ tee-kum tee-kum to memorise 7 out of 10 questions and the 3 questions you left out appeared, carrying the most marks, in the entire Paper 2.

7) You bought a car after much consideration and one week after you got your car, the toopid COE dropped and the car-price is now 10K - 15K cheaper.

8) You are almost late for class/ work/ appointment but you couldn´t board the bus cos some inconsiderate idiotic morons standing at the front just refuse to move to the rear of the bus.

9) When you go home after a hard day´s work, you find all 3 lifts are faulty and you stay on the 26th floor.

10) One weekend when your parents were not around and your girlfriend finally agreed to come to your house for some hanky-panky actions, either she knn kena chicken pox or her "大姨妈" aunty came or your parents suddenly came back earlier than the time planned.

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