10 Signs You Already Kena Computer Virus

lim peh ka li kong

10 Signs you already kena the Computer Virus, so sad.

1) The first thing you do when you wake up everyday is to log-on to your computer.

2) You buy a digi-cam or a handphone with excellent photo-taking function so that you can snap photos and upload them in your blog.

3) When friends or relatives ask how you have been doing lately, your reply to them is "Go and read my blog la."

4) You feel more comfortable when people address you with your blog nicks. (Old Beng, Lau Hero, No Eyes, Ang Gu Gu, Sibeh Sian, Sunflower, Spinnee, Fireburn, Dandan, Hiao Aunty, MeePok, Xorpheus, etc)

5) You can don´t eat, don´t shit, don´t sleep for one day but can never survive without touching your computer for one day.

6) When you fill up a form, under the "Address" column, you fill in your email address.

7) You are more "Kan-chiong" on your stat counter figures than your bank accounts figures.

8) Ask you to write composition in school, you like want to die; Don´t let you write your blog, you will surely die.

9) You watch TV programmes, Movies and listen to songs all via your computer.

10) You understand a "Stranger" more via his/her blogging than you understand your own siblings.

lim peh kong wan liao

P/s: Before anyone asks me questions, me declare that me got 0/10 for the above 10 signs.