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Friday, October 27, 2006

10 Signs You Already Kena Computer Virus

lim peh ka li kong

10 Signs you already kena the Computer Virus, so sad.

1) The first thing you do when you wake up everyday is to log-on to your computer.

2) You buy a digi-cam or a handphone with excellent photo-taking function so that you can snap photos and upload them in your blog.

3) When friends or relatives ask how you have been doing lately, your reply to them is "Go and read my blog la."

4) You feel more comfortable when people address you with your blog nicks. (Old Beng, Lau Hero, No Eyes, Ang Gu Gu, Sibeh Sian, Sunflower, Spinnee, Fireburn, Dandan, Hiao Aunty, MeePok, Xorpheus, etc)

5) You can don´t eat, don´t shit, don´t sleep for one day but can never survive without touching your computer for one day.

6) When you fill up a form, under the "Address" column, you fill in your email address.

7) You are more "Kan-chiong" on your stat counter figures than your bank accounts figures.

8) Ask you to write composition in school, you like want to die; Don´t let you write your blog, you will surely die.

9) You watch TV programmes, Movies and listen to songs all via your computer.

10) You understand a "Stranger" more via his/her blogging than you understand your own siblings.

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P/s: Before anyone asks me questions, me declare that me got 0/10 for the above 10 signs.

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20 Comments:

  • At Friday, October 27, 2006 9:51:00 AM , Blogger yanZzz said...

    wa sei!

    meaning i teo virus already ..
    i got No.2 ^5 ^
    not tat serious ba .. isit ?

    btw i heard from survey .
    over 75% of the people in the world uses computers everyday
    and
    50% of them online more then 10hrs per day ..

    which one are you ??

     
  • At Friday, October 27, 2006 10:22:00 AM , Blogger 小猫王 said...

    lol. I must say that I am thankfully none of the above.

    heng siah.

     
  • At Friday, October 27, 2006 10:26:00 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    For no.10, I do agree. Cos i realise that more and more people tense to be closer to their friends then their relatives or cousins.

     
  • At Friday, October 27, 2006 1:12:00 PM , Blogger 阿恺 said...

    alamak... i think i kena computer virus >___<

     
  • At Friday, October 27, 2006 1:43:00 PM , Blogger Sunflower said...

    I definitely more kan cheong of my bank account figure than my stat counter!

    I oso heng ha, I got none of the above too :)

     
  • At Friday, October 27, 2006 3:01:00 PM , Blogger noeyesee said...

    ha ha uncle beng i kena no 9 only

     
  • At Friday, October 27, 2006 10:17:00 PM , Blogger 蓝月 said...

    2) You buy a digi-cam or a handphone with excellent photo-taking function so that you can snap photos and upload them in your blog.


    Only this ba, i think.

     
  • At Saturday, October 28, 2006 1:40:00 AM , Blogger F¡яєвџяN said...

    u zero score????cannot be lar...ahhaa

     
  • At Saturday, October 28, 2006 6:57:00 AM , Anonymous 我的錯! said...

    Tracy was right in her comment under "10 signs of old beng": Old beng's posts are corrupting young minds! eg, in this latest post, old beng's young readers will think: "you mean I can don't eat, dont sleep...".

    Old Beng should understand that in this world, only young impressionable minds matters. Everything we do must and can only revolves about young impressionable minds.

    Therefore, we cannot talk about sex, lipsticks, alcohol, bf/gf, gucci handbags, divorce, eating non-nutritious fast food, drinking coca cola everyday etc - unless we are denouncing these things - because all these things are bad for impressionable young minds (and their health)! Don't you people get it?

    Old beng should instead writes abt: "top 10 way to stay healthy. 1. drink more milk. 2. exercise more..."

    Remember, blogging is not abt expressing yourself. That's being selfish and not socially responsible! Blogging should be about expressing yourself as a way to garner readership of young people, so as to achieve the aim of influencing young mind to greatness. This is called "social responsibility"!

    Every one of you should remind yourself thus: "Everything I do, I do it to set an good example for other people's children. If I eat fried chicken, I must make sure I not do it in front of a fat boy, lest he follow me and become fatter. If I write about my bf, I must make sure it is password protected, because primary school girl (i think old beng has a pri sch girl reader) should not be having bf. I must have social responsibility for other people's children".

    I hope all of you understand this: 你養不教, 我的錯!

     
  • At Saturday, October 28, 2006 7:00:00 AM , Anonymous 我的錯! said... said...

    hmmm, i dont think i need to say i was being sarcastic, do i?
    but just in case... yeah, i was being sarcastic.
    me bad :)

    (your blog no "spark". no fun. I start one for you. kekekekeke)

     
  • At Saturday, October 28, 2006 7:03:00 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    hmm, Mr. "i am wrong", shouldnt it be " 10 Incidents Which Make You Go @$%#&€@" instead of "10 signs of old beng"?

     
  • At Saturday, October 28, 2006 11:52:00 AM , Blogger old beng said...

    Yanzzz
    You are right, being an office worker, no choice but to touch computer almost everyday :(

    Little Cat King
    Glad that you got none of the 10 signs, keep it up :)

    Xorpheus
    So sad right? Our current world... tsk tsk.

    Ah Kae
    Alamak, hope you are not too serious.

    Sunflower
    Good, you and uncle Beng the same.

    No Eye See
    Not bad at all for a young man like you to have only 1/10.

    Blue Moon
    You also good leh, just 1/10.

    Fireburn
    Me no bluf la, really 0/10.

    I Am Wrong
    I know what you are trying to say la, thanks :))))

    >> (your blog no "spark", no fun. I start one for you...)

    Ok, let's see got any response and sparks or not. (But me never like to see the same kind of quarrels between our 2 countries SIN/MY)

    Anonymous
    Thanks for pointing out, you are right and "I am wrong" is wrong for quoting the wrong topic.

     
  • At Saturday, October 28, 2006 10:38:00 PM , Blogger The Horny Bitch said...

    I am not in that catergory yet!!

     
  • At Saturday, October 28, 2006 11:46:00 PM , Blogger Dukester said...

    Looks more like the "virus" is called "blogger"...heehee..

     
  • At Saturday, October 28, 2006 11:50:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    ********************************

    A Xeno Boy in Sg: I am Xeno Boy, The Political Savant. I bring forth Singapore's First Political Blog.

    http://xenoboysg.blogspot.com

    ********************************

     
  • At Sunday, October 29, 2006 12:01:00 AM , Blogger Kenny Ng said...

    I only hit 1/10, #9 is my answer... bachelor life is like that la, computer is my everything, no music no life to me.

     
  • At Sunday, October 29, 2006 12:18:00 PM , Blogger old beng said...

    HB
    Ain't you glad that we are not so into IT? :)

    Dukester
    To a certain extend, you are right. BTW you got kena any sign bo?

    Anonymous
    So? What's your point of showing me Xeno Boy's blog? Me not interested in Politics la but kam siah you anyway.

    Kenny
    Hmmm, maybe you are right, bro. Anyway, only 1/10, ok la.

     
  • At Sunday, October 29, 2006 11:35:00 PM , Blogger Dukester said...

    In all honesty, i kena abt 3 signs....2,4 & 10...heehee

     
  • At Thursday, November 02, 2006 1:54:00 PM , Blogger Kurakat said...

    "When friends or relatives ask how you have been doing lately, your reply to them is "Go and read my blog la.""

    I used to be like this but have kicked the silly habit ever since.

    I still feel weird if people address me by my blog nic in public.

    I guess I should score 1/10. Cos I am THINKING of buying a digi-cam or a handphone with excellent photo-taking function so that I can snap photos and upload them in your blog.

    Yeah!

     
  • At Thursday, November 02, 2006 2:43:00 PM , Blogger old beng said...

    Dukester
    3/10? Ok la, not too bad.

    Kurakat
    Me now already quite used to people calling me Old Beng liao =_="""

     

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