Lau Hero´s Wife
lim peh ka li kong
1 quick one before lim peh post my Spain trip:
Lau Hero´s wife accompanied him to the doctor's office.
After his check-up, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die.
Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.
Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse.
No nagging.
And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week.
If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, Lau Hero asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?"
"He said you're going to die," she replied.
lim peh kong wan liao
1 quick one before lim peh post my Spain trip:
Lau Hero´s wife accompanied him to the doctor's office.
After his check-up, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die.
Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.
Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse.
No nagging.
And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week.
If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, Lau Hero asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?"
"He said you're going to die," she replied.
lim peh kong wan liao
8 Comments:
At Sunday, February 24, 2008 8:24:00 PM , The Bimbo said...
Super FUNNY! haha she rather him ... lol than give up all those. :P
At Monday, February 25, 2008 1:12:00 PM , Xorpheus said...
Wahahahaha.
Is it true?
so how's your trip man?
At Monday, February 25, 2008 8:22:00 PM , Beck Lim said...
哈哈哈~这个老公真的没救了~
哈哈哈哈哈哈~
At Tuesday, February 26, 2008 11:21:00 AM , Old Beng said...
Bobo
Guess in real life, no such inconsiderate wife exist, I hope.
Xorpheus
Of course not true la, just a joke. My trip was good, will post about it later.
Beck Lim
哈哈哈.
At Tuesday, February 26, 2008 4:26:00 PM , Anonymous said...
Poor~ Lao hero...
At Friday, February 29, 2008 3:49:00 PM , Whiskoffee said...
i heard this joke in church recently. =)
At Saturday, March 08, 2008 10:57:00 PM , (T) (H) (B) said...
Short and sweet. Very nice. Haha
At Monday, March 10, 2008 10:16:00 AM , Old Beng said...
Don Lim
:)
Whiskoffee
I heard this joke that's why I posted it to share
HB
Yeah, sort of a quicky.
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