Me And My Big Mouth
Lately me seems to be having some problems with my cha-bo-lang; Apparantly me no match with her leh when come to mind game or is it that me a little bit over suspicious?
Me vividly remembered that it was during the fifteenth day of the Lunar Calendar night while we were having our usual routine stroll after our dinner in a park nearby our house.
When strolling slowly, my cha-bo-lang was looking and admiring the big bright moon in the sky while me trying to fan the irritating mosquitoes away from me. Wonder why the mosquitoes only like to bite me? Ha, think my blood more tasty la.
While me was busying looking out for the mosquitoes, my cha-bo-lang suddenly turned towards me and said, "Lau Beng, you very good huh? 你干的好事。I am very disappointed with the mistake and wrong done by you!"
The moment me heard her saying "你干的好事" and saw her eyes open big big looking at me, my sweat started to come out from my forehead, neck and back despites it was a rather windy night.
"Eh... 老婆, what...you mean mis...mis...mistake ah?" Jia-lat, begin to stutter some more.
"You still dare to ask me? You don't even know what wrong you had done?" My cha-bo-lang answered me back with questions.
In my heart, me was thinking "Die la, this time really jia-lat" and my mind was racing wildly trying to recall what mistakes and wrongs I had done lately.
"Why? Keep quiet only huh? 默认 right?"
"No la, how to admit when I don't even know what wrongs I have done?"
"哼!! Don't admit your mistake, done. You can jolly well sleep in the hall tonight for all I care."
Oh no, gonna be 厅长 tonight again?
"No la, I want to sleep in the bedroom la, please tell me what wrong I have done? I really don't know leh."
"You better confessed before I get more angry." My cha-bo-lang replied sternly.
"Eh... eh... is it because last weekend I striked 3rd prize never tell you?" Me was thinking, how come she know I secretly strike 4D?
"Nope, it's not this issue." My cha-bo-lang replied.
"Then is it because that day I secretly watched the (RA) Japanese vcd at Lau Hero's house?" Me was thinking must be Lau Hero accidentally spilt the beans. Wa-lao, brother, how can leak out like that, very dangerous to me one you know?!
"Nope, it's not about you hum-sup men watching pornographic movies." My cha-bo-lang gave me a disgusting look which made me feel shameful and dare not look at her.
"Eh... or is it because I secretly went to eat fried chicken and french fries during my lunch time?" Wondering who is the busy body from my office who told my cha-bo-lang I ate unhealthy food for lunch?
"Ha! Not this issue also."
"Eh... eh... eh..." My mind was a complete blank then.
"Still cannot think of the mistakes?" My cha-bo-lang stared at me with her 2 big round eyes.
Then something came into my mind, must be this issue la.
"Eh... sorry la 老婆, me only look at the girl girl. No motive one la, you know me what, NATO one. Give me 老虎胆 also dare not do anything one la, just see see look look with appreciation only ma."
Upon hearing my confession, my cha-bo-lang nodded her head and walked home quietly. Me dare not to utter a single sound and followed quietly behind her trying to figure out what's her mood now?
"老婆... " Me trying to talk to my cha-bo-lang.
"老婆 what? So you have been doing all these wrong things behind my back huh?" My cha-bo-lang turned and talked to me. "If I don't question you, you just keep quiet and silently doing all those wrong things."
"Huh? You... you mean you didn't know all these things ah?"
"So, Mr Beng, how much did you strike for your 3rd price huh? You not only hum-sap, you are eating junk food for lunch and look at girl girl and drooling all the way! Don't you know your spare-tyre is getting bigger everyday?"
Wa-lao eh, think I kena tricked by my cha-bo-lang already, me and my big mouth.
Because of this incident, my 4D prize all gave to my cha-bo-lang and my pocket money from her was lessen drastically thus not able to eat fried chicken again, 唉!!
Any friend working near me can buy me good lunch or not? Me have been eating bread as lunch (packed by my cha-bo-lang) since then.
lim peh kong wan liao