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Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Q & A

lim peh ka li kong

Different people will respond differently to a question. Below are some questions that were been answered by different people (some answers are real and some are not so real and some are just "make believe".)

I believe through the answers, one is able tell who the people are even though I named them as A, B, C and D.

No prize for guessing correctly hor.

lim peh kong wan liao

What have you got to say to the young generation regarding taking video/photo shots via their mobile phone?
A
: Lim peh ka li kong, don't ever do such stupid thing la.
B: Silly girls for agreeing to it. They should not even agree to having sex in the first place when they are still underage.
C: Aiyo, the new generation punks all anyhow think, anyhow do one, where got logic thinking? You do it, you answer for it la, don't blame and don't complain.
D: I am not against it but must be extra careful in keeping your handphone.

What do you think of our current Government?
A
: ......... (No comment)
B: Not answering cos I am not interested to know anything.
C: Must help the poor and give them more money to spend la cos nothing is more important than money.
D: No eye see them la.

What is your favourite book?
A
: Books with many many pictures one, lately got a little bit 老花.
B: My tar-por-lang's bank's account books.
C: Don't like to read book la, watch tv and play golf more.
D: No choice now, only got time to read school textbooks.

What is most important to you?
A: My family.
B: My family.
C: Money la, what else?
D: My life.

What is your favourite food?
A: My cha-bo-lang's cooking, yummy.
B: Chocolate.
C: Cigarette. Huh? What cigarette is not food? To me it is more important than food ok!
D: Mum's cooking.

What is your most commonly said phrase?
A
: Lim peh ka li kong
B: Old man ..... (depending on what I need him to do)
C: Si mi pun kay, tiong yew ai wu lui.
D: "$%?>&* (Sorry, vulgarity not allowed)

Who is your favourite star in Singapore? Why?
A
: Fiona Xie cos she looks like my cha-bo-lang.
B: Cannot think of anyone cos seldom watch local show.
C: Fiona Xie cos I like her petite size but with gooooood vital stats. (Drooling until the floor also flood)
D: Not even one can make it, really no fxxking eyes see la.

Who is your favourite star outside Singapore? Why?
A
: Angelina Jolie cos her lips very the sexy. (Whispering softly: her figure very good also)
B: ...... (No answer given cos B was staring at A with eyes open big big, dare not interupt her).
C: Also Angelina Jolie cos her figure no horse run (Drool even more)
D: Lee Hom cos his music's cool.

What is your darkest secret?
A
: Lim peh buay sai ka li kong, cannot tell you la.
B: Don't be so kay-poh over others' secret, ok?
C: Hmmmm.... free than tell you.
D: What kind of KNN question is this? Secret how to share with you?

What is the one thing you always do everyday without fail?
A
: Give my cha-bo-lang a kiss before going to work.
B: Nag at my tar-por-lang.
C: Dig gold.
D: 200 push-ups.

What is one blog which you will visit everyday?
A
: Lim peh ka li kong, WAHAHAHAHA...
B: Lim peh ka li kong (must track closely in order to know what he has been doing behind my back)
C: I don't read blog everyday la.
D: Lately too busy with school work, no time to read blog everyday.

What will you ask for if you were granted a wish?
A
: Ask for 3 more wishes.
B: World peace.
C: Unlimited cash.
D: More time with parents.

What is your happiest time of your life?
A
: Honeymooning with cha-bo-lang.
B: Honeymooning with tar-por-lang.
C: Still waiting.
D: Childhood time.

What is the motto of your life?
A
: Try to be happy, want to be happy and must be happy.
B: Live happily, eat healthily.
C: Work hard, play hard and hope to strike toto.
D: Live my life to the fullest and live everyday as if it is my last day.

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