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Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Q & A

lim peh ka li kong

Different people will respond differently to a question. Below are some questions that were been answered by different people (some answers are real and some are not so real and some are just "make believe".)

I believe through the answers, one is able tell who the people are even though I named them as A, B, C and D.

No prize for guessing correctly hor.

lim peh kong wan liao

What have you got to say to the young generation regarding taking video/photo shots via their mobile phone?
A
: Lim peh ka li kong, don't ever do such stupid thing la.
B: Silly girls for agreeing to it. They should not even agree to having sex in the first place when they are still underage.
C: Aiyo, the new generation punks all anyhow think, anyhow do one, where got logic thinking? You do it, you answer for it la, don't blame and don't complain.
D: I am not against it but must be extra careful in keeping your handphone.

What do you think of our current Government?
A
: ......... (No comment)
B: Not answering cos I am not interested to know anything.
C: Must help the poor and give them more money to spend la cos nothing is more important than money.
D: No eye see them la.

What is your favourite book?
A
: Books with many many pictures one, lately got a little bit 老花.
B: My tar-por-lang's bank's account books.
C: Don't like to read book la, watch tv and play golf more.
D: No choice now, only got time to read school textbooks.

What is most important to you?
A: My family.
B: My family.
C: Money la, what else?
D: My life.

What is your favourite food?
A: My cha-bo-lang's cooking, yummy.
B: Chocolate.
C: Cigarette. Huh? What cigarette is not food? To me it is more important than food ok!
D: Mum's cooking.

What is your most commonly said phrase?
A
: Lim peh ka li kong
B: Old man ..... (depending on what I need him to do)
C: Si mi pun kay, tiong yew ai wu lui.
D: "$%?>&* (Sorry, vulgarity not allowed)

Who is your favourite star in Singapore? Why?
A
: Fiona Xie cos she looks like my cha-bo-lang.
B: Cannot think of anyone cos seldom watch local show.
C: Fiona Xie cos I like her petite size but with gooooood vital stats. (Drooling until the floor also flood)
D: Not even one can make it, really no fxxking eyes see la.

Who is your favourite star outside Singapore? Why?
A
: Angelina Jolie cos her lips very the sexy. (Whispering softly: her figure very good also)
B: ...... (No answer given cos B was staring at A with eyes open big big, dare not interupt her).
C: Also Angelina Jolie cos her figure no horse run (Drool even more)
D: Lee Hom cos his music's cool.

What is your darkest secret?
A
: Lim peh buay sai ka li kong, cannot tell you la.
B: Don't be so kay-poh over others' secret, ok?
C: Hmmmm.... free than tell you.
D: What kind of KNN question is this? Secret how to share with you?

What is the one thing you always do everyday without fail?
A
: Give my cha-bo-lang a kiss before going to work.
B: Nag at my tar-por-lang.
C: Dig gold.
D: 200 push-ups.

What is one blog which you will visit everyday?
A
: Lim peh ka li kong, WAHAHAHAHA...
B: Lim peh ka li kong (must track closely in order to know what he has been doing behind my back)
C: I don't read blog everyday la.
D: Lately too busy with school work, no time to read blog everyday.

What will you ask for if you were granted a wish?
A
: Ask for 3 more wishes.
B: World peace.
C: Unlimited cash.
D: More time with parents.

What is your happiest time of your life?
A
: Honeymooning with cha-bo-lang.
B: Honeymooning with tar-por-lang.
C: Still waiting.
D: Childhood time.

What is the motto of your life?
A
: Try to be happy, want to be happy and must be happy.
B: Live happily, eat healthily.
C: Work hard, play hard and hope to strike toto.
D: Live my life to the fullest and live everyday as if it is my last day.

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23 Comments:

  • At Wednesday, March 08, 2006 5:39:00 PM , Blogger 一隻熊 said...

    哈哈哈﹗心照不宣~
    讀後感﹕該死的A 把 C 所剩無幾的形像都給毀了﹗

     
  • At Wednesday, March 08, 2006 5:47:00 PM , Blogger old beng said...

    哈哈,老友一场,这种玩笑无伤大雅,何况他也没什么形象可言。

    果然是惟恐天下不乱的小熊,妳好。

     
  • At Wednesday, March 08, 2006 6:03:00 PM , Blogger 一隻熊 said...

    哇哈哈哈哈哈哈~說得也對﹗他的確沒什么形象可言。哈哈哈哈哈哈~

     
  • At Thursday, March 09, 2006 12:12:00 AM , Blogger Elydia said...

    Why no prize? or else sure get it... tsk!! :Þ

     
  • At Thursday, March 09, 2006 9:25:00 AM , Blogger 阿恺 said...

    ”Who is your favourite star in Singapore? Why?
    A: Fiona Xie cos she looks like my cha-bo-lang.“

    Fiona Xie 是谢宛俞吗?

    哇。。她长得很正点叻~~身材也超级棒!!老明的老婆像她,幸福咯!!

     
  • At Thursday, March 09, 2006 9:42:00 AM , Blogger old beng said...

    Eh... it's A's wife and not Old Beng's and only through his eyes :p

     
  • At Thursday, March 09, 2006 10:03:00 AM , Anonymous 多事的秋 said...

    情人眼里出西施
    老明认为伊人象就好

     
  • At Thursday, March 09, 2006 12:16:00 PM , Blogger noeyesee said...

    uncle beng

    u good eh? can't stop laughing when i see that "D" seems so familiar, ha ha ha

     
  • At Thursday, March 09, 2006 2:42:00 PM , Blogger lau hero said...

    老明,这个C我认识吗?应该是的,你也认识不然你不会就这样的写,对吗?

    熊熊也是的,你怎么会说A把C给毁了呢?你也认识他吗?以我所知,这个C,人品不错,很开朗,交友广阔,善解人意,很爱开玩笑又不会距人以千里之外,他好像有说过这样的话,做人嘛,开开心心多好,他这样的在blogger里扮演的负面丑化自己,你们也不是这样的跟他交量过聊过吗?他不会为了这些而去揍老明的,放一百个心啦。

    但是老明你也真是的,你没问他最爱的外国女明星是谁吗?我问过了,你提的他喜欢还有一个也喜欢就是哪个在catwomen里的什么Helle Belle来的女主角,现在你知了吗?

    对了老明,要罚你请大家吃一餐好的,你写得不错但给人的误解就讲到是我们这样,你看A是你,B是你家‘总舵主’,C就是我,D呢年轻人给大为给变来变去的,大错特错的误会。罚你,就罚你请大家吃一餐好的,你们赞成同意吗?就请各位留下姓名定位吧,只限十位哦,扣了老明跟他的妞就剩下八位拉,我老英雄现报名了,第一位。对了时间日期地点你拿主意吧?

     
  • At Thursday, March 09, 2006 2:52:00 PM , Anonymous ahbeng_chao said...

    Old beng

    How are yu? Just drop by to say harlow.

     
  • At Thursday, March 09, 2006 3:02:00 PM , Blogger 一隻熊 said...

    那老明還要買多一張飛機票﹗新汶來回耶﹗因為偶也要參加飯局﹗哈哈哈

    原來那 C 是賣瓜的老王﹗自賣自誇﹗

     
  • At Thursday, March 09, 2006 3:10:00 PM , Blogger Mickell said...

    There's no one correct answer for every question in the 1st place :) Everybody has his unique reasons for choosing any one particular answer.

     
  • At Thursday, March 09, 2006 3:53:00 PM , Blogger old beng said...

    多事的秋
    谢谢你的多事 :)

    No eye see
    Ha ha, you know I know all know

    Lau Hero
    I have no objection if you want to buy us makan, kam siah you first.

    Ahbeng_chao
    I very good except lately pocket money kena axed. You how? Ho bo?

    One Bear
    Who ever said got makan one should buy you the ticket :p
    Ha ha Lau Hero 他真的姓 “王” 哈,哈!

    Mike
    You are absolutely right, bro.

     
  • At Thursday, March 09, 2006 3:56:00 PM , Blogger lau hero said...

    哇!母熊熊,你可真厉害叻,你怎么知道我老生姓‘王’呐, 但我不卖瓜所以这是事实不是大喇叭。你会命理术时吗?怎么那么准呢?

     
  • At Thursday, March 09, 2006 4:03:00 PM , Blogger lau hero said...

    beng, you got to buy cos you created the post that causes the confusion, about the air ticket, the bear want to come,buy 'itself' ticket fly 'itself' here, I said makan only why ticket involve, ticket for the merry go round, can no problem.

     
  • At Thursday, March 09, 2006 4:16:00 PM , Blogger 一隻熊 said...

    哈哈哈笑死偶﹗偶怎麼那麼準﹗哈哈哈哈哈哈可以拜攤子做算命仙了﹗呵呵~ 呵

    偶不管﹗你們各出一半﹗﹗最多偶請吃宵夜﹗叫埋查某人﹗哈哈哈哈哈哈

     
  • At Thursday, March 09, 2006 6:42:00 PM , Blogger lau hero said...

    我教你一个办法,免费机票,经济舱,马来亚航空,你家有没有星河cable,你就在每个星期日的EPL球赛参加游戏拉,man-of-the-match抽中了就有免费机票,我有一张叻,六个月有效期,可以飞去亚洲的一个目的地,你自己选,怎么样,够朋友了吧。

    你要的话星期六的球赛参加scoreboard在两个频道ESPN 和 STAR也可以赢得Nokia手机呀。

    你看着办吧。

     
  • At Thursday, March 09, 2006 6:55:00 PM , Blogger noeyesee said...

    lau hero
    since u hv the winning air-ticket, jus give it to bear la.

     
  • At Thursday, March 09, 2006 7:13:00 PM , Blogger 一隻熊 said...

    太好了﹗偶的機票,老英雄包了﹗On Liao..
    幾時飛通知偶一聲咧﹗偶要買12份禮物送給老Beng 的12化骨龍﹗老Beng 可以訂檯了﹗叫查某人那天穿Chio 一點﹗Noeyesee 也一起來吧﹗反正老明請客﹗

     
  • At Thursday, March 09, 2006 7:41:00 PM , Blogger lau hero said...

    机票没问提但是要等叻,看看我有没有再抽中,这一张现在已是印上我的名了,Non-Transferable, I'm sorry

    其实呐,我是叫你自己去参加游戏赢一张机票,我那张以不能给出去换名,已经订好要在五月份飞了。

    看啦有机会拉,可能我今晚中多多呢,是不是有机会。

     
  • At Thursday, March 09, 2006 7:46:00 PM , Blogger 一隻熊 said...

    等你中多多﹖﹖不用講了囉﹗等久久都沒有﹗哈哈哈哈哈哈 Tan Ku Ku... Oso Bo!!!

     
  • At Friday, March 10, 2006 8:58:00 AM , Blogger F¡яєвџяN said...

    lim peh ka li kong..why bother ?!! hahaha

     
  • At Friday, March 10, 2006 2:17:00 PM , Blogger sÞ¡ηηєє said...

    *laugh til fall out of chair in office*

     

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