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Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Q & A

lim peh ka li kong

Different people will respond differently to a question. Below are some questions that were been answered by different people (some answers are real and some are not so real and some are just "make believe".)

I believe through the answers, one is able tell who the people are even though I named them as A, B, C and D.

No prize for guessing correctly hor.

lim peh kong wan liao

What have you got to say to the young generation regarding taking video/photo shots via their mobile phone?
: Lim peh ka li kong, don't ever do such stupid thing la.
B: Silly girls for agreeing to it. They should not even agree to having sex in the first place when they are still underage.
C: Aiyo, the new generation punks all anyhow think, anyhow do one, where got logic thinking? You do it, you answer for it la, don't blame and don't complain.
D: I am not against it but must be extra careful in keeping your handphone.

What do you think of our current Government?
: ......... (No comment)
B: Not answering cos I am not interested to know anything.
C: Must help the poor and give them more money to spend la cos nothing is more important than money.
D: No eye see them la.

What is your favourite book?
: Books with many many pictures one, lately got a little bit 老花.
B: My tar-por-lang's bank's account books.
C: Don't like to read book la, watch tv and play golf more.
D: No choice now, only got time to read school textbooks.

What is most important to you?
A: My family.
B: My family.
C: Money la, what else?
D: My life.

What is your favourite food?
A: My cha-bo-lang's cooking, yummy.
B: Chocolate.
C: Cigarette. Huh? What cigarette is not food? To me it is more important than food ok!
D: Mum's cooking.

What is your most commonly said phrase?
: Lim peh ka li kong
B: Old man ..... (depending on what I need him to do)
C: Si mi pun kay, tiong yew ai wu lui.
D: "$%?>&* (Sorry, vulgarity not allowed)

Who is your favourite star in Singapore? Why?
: Fiona Xie cos she looks like my cha-bo-lang.
B: Cannot think of anyone cos seldom watch local show.
C: Fiona Xie cos I like her petite size but with gooooood vital stats. (Drooling until the floor also flood)
D: Not even one can make it, really no fxxking eyes see la.

Who is your favourite star outside Singapore? Why?
: Angelina Jolie cos her lips very the sexy. (Whispering softly: her figure very good also)
B: ...... (No answer given cos B was staring at A with eyes open big big, dare not interupt her).
C: Also Angelina Jolie cos her figure no horse run (Drool even more)
D: Lee Hom cos his music's cool.

What is your darkest secret?
: Lim peh buay sai ka li kong, cannot tell you la.
B: Don't be so kay-poh over others' secret, ok?
C: Hmmmm.... free than tell you.
D: What kind of KNN question is this? Secret how to share with you?

What is the one thing you always do everyday without fail?
: Give my cha-bo-lang a kiss before going to work.
B: Nag at my tar-por-lang.
C: Dig gold.
D: 200 push-ups.

What is one blog which you will visit everyday?
: Lim peh ka li kong, WAHAHAHAHA...
B: Lim peh ka li kong (must track closely in order to know what he has been doing behind my back)
C: I don't read blog everyday la.
D: Lately too busy with school work, no time to read blog everyday.

What will you ask for if you were granted a wish?
: Ask for 3 more wishes.
B: World peace.
C: Unlimited cash.
D: More time with parents.

What is your happiest time of your life?
: Honeymooning with cha-bo-lang.
B: Honeymooning with tar-por-lang.
C: Still waiting.
D: Childhood time.

What is the motto of your life?
: Try to be happy, want to be happy and must be happy.
B: Live happily, eat healthily.
C: Work hard, play hard and hope to strike toto.
D: Live my life to the fullest and live everyday as if it is my last day.

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  • At Wednesday, March 08, 2006 5:39:00 PM , Blogger 一隻熊 said...

    讀後感﹕該死的A 把 C 所剩無幾的形像都給毀了﹗

  • At Wednesday, March 08, 2006 5:47:00 PM , Blogger old beng said...



  • At Wednesday, March 08, 2006 6:03:00 PM , Blogger 一隻熊 said...


  • At Thursday, March 09, 2006 12:12:00 AM , Blogger Elydia said...

    Why no prize? or else sure get it... tsk!! :Þ

  • At Thursday, March 09, 2006 9:25:00 AM , Blogger 阿恺 said...

    ”Who is your favourite star in Singapore? Why?
    A: Fiona Xie cos she looks like my cha-bo-lang.“

    Fiona Xie 是谢宛俞吗?


  • At Thursday, March 09, 2006 9:42:00 AM , Blogger old beng said...

    Eh... it's A's wife and not Old Beng's and only through his eyes :p

  • At Thursday, March 09, 2006 10:03:00 AM , Anonymous 多事的秋 said...


  • At Thursday, March 09, 2006 12:16:00 PM , Blogger noeyesee said...

    uncle beng

    u good eh? can't stop laughing when i see that "D" seems so familiar, ha ha ha

  • At Thursday, March 09, 2006 2:42:00 PM , Blogger lau hero said...



    但是老明你也真是的,你没问他最爱的外国女明星是谁吗?我问过了,你提的他喜欢还有一个也喜欢就是哪个在catwomen里的什么Helle Belle来的女主角,现在你知了吗?


  • At Thursday, March 09, 2006 2:52:00 PM , Anonymous ahbeng_chao said...

    Old beng

    How are yu? Just drop by to say harlow.

  • At Thursday, March 09, 2006 3:02:00 PM , Blogger 一隻熊 said...


    原來那 C 是賣瓜的老王﹗自賣自誇﹗

  • At Thursday, March 09, 2006 3:10:00 PM , Blogger Mickell said...

    There's no one correct answer for every question in the 1st place :) Everybody has his unique reasons for choosing any one particular answer.

  • At Thursday, March 09, 2006 3:53:00 PM , Blogger old beng said...

    谢谢你的多事 :)

    No eye see
    Ha ha, you know I know all know

    Lau Hero
    I have no objection if you want to buy us makan, kam siah you first.

    I very good except lately pocket money kena axed. You how? Ho bo?

    One Bear
    Who ever said got makan one should buy you the ticket :p
    Ha ha Lau Hero 他真的姓 “王” 哈,哈!

    You are absolutely right, bro.

  • At Thursday, March 09, 2006 3:56:00 PM , Blogger lau hero said...

    哇!母熊熊,你可真厉害叻,你怎么知道我老生姓‘王’呐, 但我不卖瓜所以这是事实不是大喇叭。你会命理术时吗?怎么那么准呢?

  • At Thursday, March 09, 2006 4:03:00 PM , Blogger lau hero said...

    beng, you got to buy cos you created the post that causes the confusion, about the air ticket, the bear want to come,buy 'itself' ticket fly 'itself' here, I said makan only why ticket involve, ticket for the merry go round, can no problem.

  • At Thursday, March 09, 2006 4:16:00 PM , Blogger 一隻熊 said...

    哈哈哈笑死偶﹗偶怎麼那麼準﹗哈哈哈哈哈哈可以拜攤子做算命仙了﹗呵呵~ 呵


  • At Thursday, March 09, 2006 6:42:00 PM , Blogger lau hero said...


    你要的话星期六的球赛参加scoreboard在两个频道ESPN 和 STAR也可以赢得Nokia手机呀。


  • At Thursday, March 09, 2006 6:55:00 PM , Blogger noeyesee said...

    lau hero
    since u hv the winning air-ticket, jus give it to bear la.

  • At Thursday, March 09, 2006 7:13:00 PM , Blogger 一隻熊 said...

    太好了﹗偶的機票,老英雄包了﹗On Liao..
    幾時飛通知偶一聲咧﹗偶要買12份禮物送給老Beng 的12化骨龍﹗老Beng 可以訂檯了﹗叫查某人那天穿Chio 一點﹗Noeyesee 也一起來吧﹗反正老明請客﹗

  • At Thursday, March 09, 2006 7:41:00 PM , Blogger lau hero said...

    机票没问提但是要等叻,看看我有没有再抽中,这一张现在已是印上我的名了,Non-Transferable, I'm sorry



  • At Thursday, March 09, 2006 7:46:00 PM , Blogger 一隻熊 said...

    等你中多多﹖﹖不用講了囉﹗等久久都沒有﹗哈哈哈哈哈哈 Tan Ku Ku... Oso Bo!!!

  • At Friday, March 10, 2006 8:58:00 AM , Blogger F¡яєвџяN said...

    lim peh ka li kong..why bother ?!! hahaha

  • At Friday, March 10, 2006 2:17:00 PM , Blogger sÞ¡ηηєє said...

    *laugh til fall out of chair in office*


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