10 Incidents Which Make You Go @$%#&€@ Part II
lim peh ka li kong
Me wrote about 10 Incidents Which Make You Go @$%#&€@ in October 2006, then realised there are more incidents to it.
1) Disgusting and inconsiderate Ah Pek spitting in the public; Some Taxi drivers will just bo-chap open the car-door, stick their heads out and spit.
2)KNN KNS Idiotic smokers smoking openly in coffee shop even though they know they are sitting at the non-smoking section.
3) You entered into a lift and was greeted with the fart left by the person who had just got out of the lift.
4) Some mischievous naughty boy pressed the buttons to every floor in the lift after he got out of the lift and you entered on level one.
5) You gave an ang-bao of $2 to your friend´s son and he gave you son an ang-bao with only $1. Lugi $1 man! (nb, still got people give $1 ang-bao one meh?)
6) You tried to makan 15 minutes before the actual tearing time in your parking coupon and suay suay that @$%#&€ "Aunty" came to check your coupon 10 minutes after you left. (Stop blaming the "Aunty", she´s just doing her job, blamed yourself la):
7) You hid your extra bonus in your pocket but forgot to clear it out before you handed the pair of trousers to your wife to wash and knowing that she will check all pockets before throwing the trousers into the washing machine.
8) That driver stopped his car in the yellow box just in front of the small road which you were trying to drive out.
9) Trolleys pushed by Aunties at the super-market just rammed into your poor ankles and as if nothing had happened and walked away; Some kns ones even stared at you because YOU deserved to be rammed as you were blocking her way.
10) Your computer "hang" until cannot move/save anything that you had done for the past 30 minutes (school projects, Office presentation, blogging) and everything you prepared was not saved and you have to @$%#&€@ re-do everything all over again.
lim peh kong wan liao
Me wrote about 10 Incidents Which Make You Go @$%#&€@ in October 2006, then realised there are more incidents to it.
1) Disgusting and inconsiderate Ah Pek spitting in the public; Some Taxi drivers will just bo-chap open the car-door, stick their heads out and spit.
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3) You entered into a lift and was greeted with the fart left by the person who had just got out of the lift.
4) Some mischievous naughty boy pressed the buttons to every floor in the lift after he got out of the lift and you entered on level one.
5) You gave an ang-bao of $2 to your friend´s son and he gave you son an ang-bao with only $1. Lugi $1 man! (nb, still got people give $1 ang-bao one meh?)
6) You tried to makan 15 minutes before the actual tearing time in your parking coupon and suay suay that @$%#&€ "Aunty" came to check your coupon 10 minutes after you left. (Stop blaming the "Aunty", she´s just doing her job, blamed yourself la):
7) You hid your extra bonus in your pocket but forgot to clear it out before you handed the pair of trousers to your wife to wash and knowing that she will check all pockets before throwing the trousers into the washing machine.
8) That driver stopped his car in the yellow box just in front of the small road which you were trying to drive out.
9) Trolleys pushed by Aunties at the super-market just rammed into your poor ankles and as if nothing had happened and walked away; Some kns ones even stared at you because YOU deserved to be rammed as you were blocking her way.
10) Your computer "hang" until cannot move/save anything that you had done for the past 30 minutes (school projects, Office presentation, blogging) and everything you prepared was not saved and you have to @$%#&€@ re-do everything all over again.
lim peh kong wan liao
Labels: 10, Funny Stuff
14 Comments:
At Friday, February 09, 2007 12:23:00 PM , Mockingbird said...
Shit happens.
At Friday, February 09, 2007 4:45:00 PM , Anonymous said...
One KNS incident that I kenna many times but was not in your list is: You see that the MRT is coming but some young couple are blocking your way on the escalator. Despite saying "excute me" many times, they treat you like transparent... really feel like asking them to @#$% OFF!!!
--- Casius
At Friday, February 09, 2007 5:01:00 PM , noeyesee said...
ha ha uncle beng u really can, 20 incidents in all
At Friday, February 09, 2007 5:10:00 PM , Old Beng said...
Mickell
Yes they happened at times.
Casius
Ha ha, couples in love see nobody, hear nobody except themselves, me pity you.
Noeyesee
Not very can cos there are still some me missed out.
At Saturday, February 10, 2007 12:43:00 PM , Anonymous said...
@%$^@^$#&%^@#!@^%^!@
WAHhahAHaHHA!!
It happens!
=)
At Sunday, February 11, 2007 11:37:00 AM , Unknown said...
This all incidents can make me long piak (hit wall) lor...
At Monday, February 12, 2007 8:44:00 AM , Anonymous said...
>> You hid your extra bonus in your
>> pocket
Still got people hid their money in the pocket meh? *sratch head
At Monday, February 12, 2007 10:12:00 AM , Sunflower said...
uncle beng,
I think you can write another 10 more a few months down the road!
Shit thing always happen....
At Tuesday, February 13, 2007 5:00:00 AM , 阿祥 said...
uncle sipek lihai!!!
At Tuesday, February 13, 2007 3:12:00 PM , Old Beng said...
Me
Yes, they do happened... especially when you were least expected.
杉
So hope you don´t meet them too often.
Kenny
Don´t la bro, why hurt yourself huh?
Slurp
Yes, still got people hide their money in pocket, me lor :(
Sunflower
No la, me no gas liao.
阿祥
Kam siah but me catch no ball? Lihai apa? Me just stating facts :)
At Wednesday, February 14, 2007 4:41:00 AM , 阿祥 said...
lihai kapsiao.
At Thursday, February 15, 2007 2:25:00 PM , Old Beng said...
Ha ha ha =_="""
At Friday, February 23, 2007 12:12:00 AM , Anonymous said...
i think neither do ppl still giv $1 ang pao ;P
At Friday, February 23, 2007 10:55:00 AM , Old Beng said...
Anonymous
:p
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