How The Company Views Its Employees (HE vs SHE)
lim peh ka li kong
Is there such a thing as Fairness? You tell lim peh la.
How the company views its employees. (HE VS SHE)
The family picture is on HIS desk.
Ah, a solid, responsible family man.
The family picture is on HER desk.
Umm, her family will come before her career.
HIS desk is cluttered.
He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.
HER desk is cluttered.
She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain.
HE is talking with his co-workers.
He must be discussing the latest deal.
SHE is talking with her co-workers.
She must be gossiping.
HE's not at his desk.
He must be at a meeting.
SHE's not at her desk.
She must be in the ladies' room.
HE's not in the office.
He's meeting with customers.
SHE's not in the office.
She must be out shopping.
HE's having lunch with the boss.
He's on his way up.
SHE's having lunch with the boss.
They must be having an affair.
The boss criticised HIM.
He'll improve his performance.
The boss criticised HER.
She'll be very upset.
HE got an unfair deal.
Did he get angry?
SHE got an unfair deal.
Did she cry?
HE's getting married.
He'll get more settled.
SHE's getting married.
She'll get pregnant and leave.
HE's having a baby.
He'll need a raise.
SHE's having a baby.
She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits.
HE's going on a business trip.
It's good for his career.
SHE's going on a business trip.
What does her husband say?
HE's leaving for a better job.
He knows how to recognise a good opportunity.
SHE's leaving for a better job.
Women are not dependable.
Fair?
lim peh kong wan liao
Is there such a thing as Fairness? You tell lim peh la.
How the company views its employees. (HE VS SHE)
The family picture is on HIS desk.
Ah, a solid, responsible family man.
The family picture is on HER desk.
Umm, her family will come before her career.
HIS desk is cluttered.
He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.
HER desk is cluttered.
She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain.
HE is talking with his co-workers.
He must be discussing the latest deal.
SHE is talking with her co-workers.
She must be gossiping.
HE's not at his desk.
He must be at a meeting.
SHE's not at her desk.
She must be in the ladies' room.
HE's not in the office.
He's meeting with customers.
SHE's not in the office.
She must be out shopping.
HE's having lunch with the boss.
He's on his way up.
SHE's having lunch with the boss.
They must be having an affair.
The boss criticised HIM.
He'll improve his performance.
The boss criticised HER.
She'll be very upset.
HE got an unfair deal.
Did he get angry?
SHE got an unfair deal.
Did she cry?
HE's getting married.
He'll get more settled.
SHE's getting married.
She'll get pregnant and leave.
HE's having a baby.
He'll need a raise.
SHE's having a baby.
She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits.
HE's going on a business trip.
It's good for his career.
SHE's going on a business trip.
What does her husband say?
HE's leaving for a better job.
He knows how to recognise a good opportunity.
SHE's leaving for a better job.
Women are not dependable.
Fair?
lim peh kong wan liao
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15 Comments:
At Wednesday, November 15, 2006 6:58:00 PM , Anonymous said...
there's nothing fair in this world.
guess we just have to embrace this fact ;)
At Thursday, November 16, 2006 1:06:00 AM , Unknown said...
haha... quite true!
anyway... thanks for ur previous post link up my post :)
At Thursday, November 16, 2006 9:42:00 AM , Old Beng said...
Spinnee
You are right, there´s always a difference between the treatment one gets (Men vs Women; Rich vs Poor; Locals vs Foreigners; Goodlooking vs Not-so-goodlooking;)
Kenny
No thanks needed la, bro. Nice post must share.
At Thursday, November 16, 2006 9:45:00 AM , Old Beng said...
To the earlier person who left a comment
》》obviously thought your blog is a free advertising billboard
Thanks pal, whoever you are :)
Anyway, if these comments keep coming, I can just switch on Comment Moderation field.
At Thursday, November 16, 2006 10:07:00 AM , yanZzz said...
well said , well said ..
man's and woman's
but to a certain point , my office guyss osoo group around gossiping ..these days men do gossip lot more than women ~
At Thursday, November 16, 2006 6:09:00 PM , noeyesee said...
indeed, life is never fair $%/@#~€ to the unfair-ness
At Thursday, November 16, 2006 6:57:00 PM , socute333 said...
okie i came in via fren's computer... from my own comp, your page cannot load leh
At Friday, November 17, 2006 10:01:00 AM , Sunflower said...
This is sad... !@#$%^&*(
At Friday, November 17, 2006 4:42:00 PM , Old Beng said...
Yanzzz
Huh??? Men getting more and more KPO lately? =_="""
Dukester
You can say that again, dude.
No Eye See
Why so hot temple? Go drink some herbal tea, as advised by Ling
Hiao Auntie
Your Computer doesn´t like my "lim peh ka li kong" :(
Sunflower
Sad but rather true =_="""
At Saturday, November 18, 2006 12:34:00 PM , Anonymous said...
Yeah... Its never fair in this world :(
At Saturday, November 18, 2006 5:37:00 PM , NA said...
Fairness? What is it?
Der...
At Monday, November 20, 2006 10:19:00 AM , Shaikha said...
Very true indeed what Yanzz said.. In my company of men.. boy do they gossip !!!
Yes Beng, sadly..equal rights don't exist - it's only talk, talk, talk..yappy, yappy crabs !
At Monday, November 20, 2006 10:42:00 AM , Old Beng said...
Xorpheus and Kurakat
Welcome to the reality world.
Shaikha
》》In my company of men.. boy do they gossip
Eh, if you can´t beat them, can you join them?
At Monday, November 20, 2006 10:52:00 AM , BenTalk (秋風) said...
lin peh ban ban tia.
令伯慢慢听!
At Monday, November 20, 2006 12:19:00 PM , Old Beng said...
Bentalk
Thanks for dropping by, lim peh will ban ban kong :)
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