The Drinker The Smoker & The Gay
Bored with life? Hectic with work? Problems with boss? Neh mind, come come let lim peh tell you a joke:
Our 3 friends Sibeh Sian is a drinker; Lau Hero is a smoker and No Eyes is a gay;
One day, all three of them were in a doctor's office.
The doctor told each of them that, if they indulged in their bad habit one more time, they would die.
All 3 of them left the Doctor and walked quietly side by side.
Outside they passed a bar.
Sibeh Sian said, "I don't care if I die, I need a drink and I need it right now!"
Sibeh Sian went into the bar, took a drink and, sure enough, he dropped dead.
Meanwhile, Lau Hero the smoker and No Eyes the gay guy were walking along.
Then hor, Lau Hero saw a lit cigarette on the sidewalk.
No Eyes looked over and said, "If you bend down to pick that up, we're both dead."
* A big thank you to Sibeh Sian,Lau Hero and No Eyes for dropping by *
lim peh kong wan liao