Last weekend, after our dinner, the following conversation was heard:
Old Beng: 老婆，can don’t ask me to wash the plates or not?
Cha-bo-lang: 哼！I am only testing you la, now I know your 衰款 pattern, I have already washed the plates liao lah.
Old Beng: 呃，I am only joking la, I actually love to wash plates one but then since you already washed them, then ok lor. (lim peh 偷偷 smiling in my heart)
Cha-bo-lang: I am also joking, the plates are still not washed, go and wash them now.
Wah-lao eh, kena tricked.
lim peh kong wan liao