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Monday, August 22, 2011


lim peh ka li kong

Not too long ago, an intruder came to our garden. It not only 不请自来,重当正系它自己的王国,丝毫不把我们放在眼里。

Actually, we were ok with its sudden existance, though sometimes looking at it did amaze lim peh a lot: the 2 BIG round "eyes", the long 刺刺 leg etc.

lim peh present to you, the Intruder of our garden: Mr Grasshopper (A full length of at least 10cm long)

Play stunt somemore - hang upside down
I tell you ah, this Grasshopper very choosy one, of all the plants in the garden, it only liked to stay at 3 types of the plants: Mutabilis,Hibiscus and the small Lemon plant. (Think these 3 plants have the best taste leaves)

To be frank, lim peh is ok if you wanna have a change of taste in your meal but at least 自动一点,不要这么衰款, can?

See how this 衰款 grasshopper ate the leaves.

Never finished eating a leaf completely one, here eat a bit, there bite a bit, look at 它的杰作 all the ugly leaves.

Like that 衰款 lim peh still can chin chai la, ugly a little bit also neh mind la BUT what the Mr Grasshopper did next really made lim peh buay tahan, 火都来了!

Look at the following 2 photos:

它奶奶个熊,it ate the young flower buds!

Wah lao eh, like that lim peh cannot tahan anymore liao. Ate leaves until one lobang here, one lobang there I still can close one eye la, ate the flower buds, sorry la, sayonara yo!

With that, the incident of the Intruder in our Garden came to an end. We helped Mr Grasshopper to find a better home with many more trees and plants for it to choose to eat, we sent it to a big park - West Coast Park.

lim peh kong wan liao
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