10 Signs Of A Chio-Bu
lim peh ka li kong
Sometimes me walk walk see see, see so many pretty, swee chio-bu (girl girl) until my poor eyes so tired.
How can some girl girl be so pretty?
Lim peh present to you, "10 Signs Of A Chio-Bu"
1) No need cosmetics also very pretty liao.
2) Woke up face also makes you want to kiss her.
3) A plain T-shirt and a Bermuda is also "No Horse Run".
4) Normally can always get the first priority in long queues.
5) All heads turn to look at her. (Including females).
6) Always kena stopped in the street asking to join to work as Model/Actress/Singer.
7) Even her fart is fragrance to some.
8) Most of the time puts on a stern face and seldom smile to "push" away "Colour Wolves".
9) Always gets a large share of vegetables, fish,pork meat etc whenever she orders lunch.
10) No matter how she eats or what she eats, she is still very slim in figure. (Any how eat also won´t fat, lim peh don´t eat also fat.)
lim peh kong wan liao
P.S. If any of you out there knows any girl girl who fits into the above 10 pointers, please introduce hor.
Sometimes me walk walk see see, see so many pretty, swee chio-bu (girl girl) until my poor eyes so tired.
How can some girl girl be so pretty?
Lim peh present to you, "10 Signs Of A Chio-Bu"
1) No need cosmetics also very pretty liao.
2) Woke up face also makes you want to kiss her.
3) A plain T-shirt and a Bermuda is also "No Horse Run".
4) Normally can always get the first priority in long queues.
5) All heads turn to look at her. (Including females).
6) Always kena stopped in the street asking to join to work as Model/Actress/Singer.
7) Even her fart is fragrance to some.
8) Most of the time puts on a stern face and seldom smile to "push" away "Colour Wolves".
9) Always gets a large share of vegetables, fish,
10) No matter how she eats or what she eats, she is still very slim in figure. (Any how eat also won´t fat, lim peh don´t eat also fat.)
lim peh kong wan liao
P.S. If any of you out there knows any girl girl who fits into the above 10 pointers, please introduce hor.
Labels: 10, Funny Stuff
26 Comments:
At Wednesday, March 21, 2007 11:11:00 AM , Shaikha said...
oh Beng, are u describing me ? {blusing}... wakakaka !!!
p.s - I don't order pork !!..hehehe..
At Wednesday, March 21, 2007 11:13:00 AM , Old Beng said...
Shaikha
You are ,of course, 1 of the many many la.
At Wednesday, March 21, 2007 12:37:00 PM , Anonymous said...
old beng,
your backside itchy liao izzit?
nangti aku give you durian shell to scratch then you know ! RO....OO..AAARR...RRRR!!
At Wednesday, March 21, 2007 12:52:00 PM , Old Beng said...
Cha-bo-lang
Er.... huh.... oh.... no la, this post just for fun only la.
If really got people introduce any chio-bu to me, me will then introduce to my other friends lor. ^^""
At Wednesday, March 21, 2007 12:54:00 PM , Anonymous said...
老明真的是 "脚穿"痒
写这种题材
哈 哈 哈
At Wednesday, March 21, 2007 2:44:00 PM , Old Beng said...
大男人
你是幸灾乐祸,
还是
落井下石?
At Wednesday, March 21, 2007 3:12:00 PM , zhengning said...
lim peh kua chiobu!
At Wednesday, March 21, 2007 3:32:00 PM , Old Beng said...
Zhengning
Ya, me like to see chio-bu :p
At Wednesday, March 21, 2007 5:56:00 PM , Sunflower said...
cha bo lang fall into which category?
At Thursday, March 22, 2007 1:26:00 AM , Anonymous said...
chey ... if knows such girl girl who still wants introduce to you wor? sapu ourselves better lah ... LOLz
p.s: beri interested how u will answer sunflower's question kekekeeke
At Thursday, March 22, 2007 10:32:00 AM , Old Beng said...
Sunflower & Slurp
You 2 "S"-es really like to see me malu hor?
Neh mind, me sure give you my answer:
In my opinion, my cha-bo-lang is half a chio-bu with the following pointers:
(1) To me, with or without makeup, she is still pretty.
(2) Wake up or sleeping, me will also "muacks" her.
(3) Not only "No Horse Run", no cow, no dog, no cat can run
(4) She always has the priority to jump queue (especially rushing for the toilet in the morning)
(5) Usually when me and my cha-bo-lang go kai kai, me realised that many people will see see look look, look look see see, see look see look, look see look see at me, uh... at her.
How? My answer muar yi bo?
At Thursday, March 22, 2007 4:26:00 PM , yanZzz said...
erm ...
i only have pointer 10 leh ...
how ?
cannot consider as one rite ~~
=s
At Thursday, March 22, 2007 6:50:00 PM , Whiskoffee said...
Old Beng says...
"If really got people introduce any chio-bu to me, me will then introduce to my other friends lor."
I hold your word to it arh! I am still waiting. =)
I like chio bu! The more the merrier! =)
At Friday, March 23, 2007 6:18:00 AM , imnothere said...
the easier they are on the eye, the harder they are on the pocket! ^_^
just my humble opinion. hehe.
At Friday, March 23, 2007 9:32:00 AM , Old Beng said...
Yanzzz
Wah-piang, you this only pointer 10 really makes a lot of girls jealous. Me also envy you.
Whiskoffee
Of course I will intro to you but so far, 连个屁都没人介绍 :(
Imnothere
Oh no, hope it´s not experience talk, dude.
At Saturday, March 24, 2007 7:55:00 AM , The Bimbo said...
Wah back back back... :)
Me me Can I qualify? haha but Stupid a bit can or not?
At Saturday, March 24, 2007 8:44:00 AM , Old Beng said...
Bobo
You have the pointers? :)
My buddy once told me:
"A person who proclaims that he/she is stupid is none at all, it's in fact the reverse"
At Sunday, March 25, 2007 2:44:00 PM , lauhero said...
oldbeng ah oldbeng, you like to bluff this people here hor, I like you sentence of: know chio bu introduce to your buddy. You tell me how truth is it and how many time you do it, how many succeed?
to you may be chio bu, but what about your buddy view, huh?
At Monday, March 26, 2007 12:07:00 PM , Old Beng said...
Lau Hero
If people intro to me, me will then intro to friends BUT unfortunately, bo lang intro leh :(
What about my buddy´s views on chio-bu? They can tell me or they can don´t tell me. What´s your views on chio-bu? Share share your views la (in your blog)
At Wednesday, March 28, 2007 4:38:00 AM , Whiskoffee said...
Blank cheque... =(
At Wednesday, March 28, 2007 9:25:00 AM , Old Beng said...
Rain cheque...:)
At Friday, March 30, 2007 1:35:00 PM , Mockingbird said...
Life has always been unfair. Pretty girls always get a bigger portion when they order their meals. And those guys at the hawkers stores would be staring at them until their eyes are about to pop out ;p
At Friday, March 30, 2007 2:31:00 PM , Old Beng said...
Mockingbird
But then hor, give them so much they always cannot finish their food, waste mah.
At Sunday, April 01, 2007 10:22:00 PM , Anonymous said...
AKK-
Wah bor tio leh....but i got many peng yous like that one....too bad they all anti-social, feminist, career-driven etc etc...
got also cannot intro....
At Sunday, April 01, 2007 10:27:00 PM , Old Beng said...
AKK
Thanks for you kind thoughts but since they don't like to mix around, it's ok :)
At Monday, April 09, 2007 7:36:00 PM , Sunflower said...
Walua... like tat you win lioa ~_~
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