Poor Lau Hero

lim peh ka li kong

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Lau Hero walked into the doctor's office and said, "DDDDDoc, I've bbbeen stut-stuttterrrering for Ye-yeears, and IIII'm tired of it. Ca-ca-caan yoooou hellllp me?"

The doc said, "Well, I'll have to examine you to see what's going on."

So he examined him and said, "Well I think I know what the problem is."

Lau Hero asked, "We-we-well wwwhat is it, dddoc?

The doctor replied, "Well, it's your penis, it's about a foot long and all the down pressure is putting strain on your vocal cords."

Lau Hero asked, "Wwwhaat ca-can we dddo?"

The doctor said, "Well, I can cut it off and transplant a shorter one."

Lau Hero replied, "DDDDDoooo it!"

Lau Hero had the operation and three weeks later, he went back into the doctor's office and said, "Doc, you solved the problem and I don't stutter anymore, but I've only had sex once in the past three weeks. My wife doesn't like it anymore. She liked it better with my long one. I don't care if I have to stutter, I want you to put my long one back on."

The doctor said, "NNNNoooope a ddddeal's aaa dddddeal!!!

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