Jokessss

lim peh ka li kong

Long long time no write here liao, almost forget lim peh's password.

Nothing much to share, so just share some old jokes:

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Husband: Whenever I get mad at you, you never seem to get upset. How do you manage to control your temper?

Wife: I just go and clean the toilet.

Husband: How does that help?

Wife: I use your toothbrush.

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A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.

Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.”

The girl smiled.

At dinner, she told her sister, “My monkey has grown hair.”

Her sister smiled and said, “That’s nothing, mine is already eating bananas.”

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Why did God create Adam before Eve?

To give him a chance to speak.

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lim peh kong wan liao