Superstar

lim peh ka li kong

Those of you who know Old Beng will know that he "has" 12 children, the eldest one 小马哥 already 17 years old liao and the youngest one only 3 years old.

One night during dinner, one of Old Beng´s sons, 小明仔 a 13-year-old Secondary 1 student suddenly announced that he would like to participate in the Campus Superstar 校园 Superstar next year.

"Kor, you want to be like Shawn Tok ah?" one of his sister 小白兔 asked.

In case you did not watch the TV telecast on the 校园 Superstar last Saturday, Shawn Tok, a 13-year-old Secondary one boy, was the overall Champion of the Singing competition.

"Yes, I think I can sing as well as Shawn" 小明仔 replied his sister with a smile.

Their eldest brother 小马哥 saw that Old Beng´s face was rather black when he heard what 小明仔 said about his intention to join the 校园 Superstar, said, "小明仔, you are too young to make such decision, you need to seek the approval from Pa first."

小明仔 turned and look at Old Beng and asked, "Pa, I am thinking of joining the 校园 Superstar next year, what do you think?"

To be honest, although me do not really like the idea of the way they throne the 歌王 or 歌后, that is by voting through phone calls and sms-ing, but this is only a kind of Marketing programme, a very successful one, I must say.

I am alright with Singapore Idol, Superstar, Superband, Live The Dream etc BUT lim peh is totally against 校园 Superstar.

Lim peh´s old fashioned mind always believes that a student´s role is to study and not thinking and wanting to be a star 发明星梦 or 歌星梦.

Watching the students singing and dancing and dressing up like a star is something lim peh cannot bear. Students are sometimes too young to understand their roles but what puzzled me is that their parents supported them into taking part of the contest.

How about the Teachers and Principals of the students? So supportive, so proud of their students who got into the final? Lim peh see already also buay tahan.

This is just not right!

Then best of all, the news of the contestants, who and who are an item la, who has a steady girlfriend/boyfriend la etc. Students are supposed to concentrate in their studies la and not these nonsense relationship.

Call me old fashioned 老 uncle 老古董, I am 100% against 校园 Superstar.

Therfore, Old Beng´s little 小明仔 will be concentrating in his studies and will not be taking part in the 校园 Superstar.

Those of you who want to support him by voting for him, I will be more than happy if you can just donate the cash to lim peh.

Hmmm, maybe lim peh should go for the Live The Dream and my beloved readers can help me to fulfill lim peh´s 明星梦 by voting me all the way to Championship. Lim peh no longer a student la.

lim peh kong wan liao

Counters

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Since the day me created my blog, me had created the stat-counter and in the beginning, me was very excited to see that the hit counters kept going up daily. (Now that me think back, excited for what F? Even if there were no reader, me will still continue to write.)

From the beginning first 100th to the first 1000th visits and to current 40,000+ hit counters, then the counter function screwed-up. It is stucked at 42,431. (Hmmm, must try my luck on this coming Wednesday).

Me always will go into my stat-counter, not to see how many hits me got but rather to see who are the people who visited my blog.

Today, me see that there is zero visit which is not possible cos my stat counter is set in such a way that even me myself visit my own blog, the hit counter will reflect as 1 hit and furthermore both Noeyeseesee and Lau Hero had each left a comment in my blog, thus the conclusion me gathered is the stat-counter spoilt liao.

It is only then that me start to think: so why do me need a stat-counter? To show readers that me actually have the numbers of hits and people visiting my blog? (It is not true cos if me visit my blog 5 times a day, then me created the impression of 5 hits but in actual fact, where got par-kay?)

Me remember long time ago, me saw Monkichi answering some reader´s query on why her blog does not have a stat counter and her reply was: Why? Do I need one?

Anyway, what is 40000+ hits in the 8 months of my blogging? However me write, whether in Good English, Hokkien Singlish, Chinese or upload lots of pictures, still cannot hold a candle to blogs hits like Rockson, Blinkymummy and Xiaxue.

As me had mentioned before, me writing blog is not for anyone in particular but more to me enjoying myself in my own playground and of course the comments left by readers and the interaction of replies always makes me happy.

So, from today, me will just leave the stat counter as it is (42,431 hits forever) in my blog. Taking the opportunity that since the stat counter is already spoilt.

So be it. Me write, me enjoy!

Even if there is zero reader cos the greatest entertainment is to entertain myself.

lim peh kong wan liao

** Funny leh, after me posted the msg above, the "kee-seow" stat-counter suddenly is back to normal again **

Comments Comments

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Apart from enjoying to write my blog, me enjoy very much on the
comments posted by friends.

Share some of the interesting comments posted by friends with you
and my views:-
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By Qin Shi Huang on 情之为物
情为何物？你还在想爱情吗？
心如鹿撞？哈哈！！
在我字典里，爱情这两个字已删除了。
不再年轻也不想害人害己。
写的不错，well done…

* It seems like decades since Lau Qin last left a comment.喂！
老秦，你在那里？*
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By Ling n Pebble on Yin Yang Eyes
Mr Lim, I'm not afraid of ghost, I'm afraid of beasts..gossipers..
vicious pple..but sometimes I do get afraid of myself tho,
especially when I'm having my white facial mask on.

* Ling is still addressing me as Mr Lim cos she thought my name
is "Lim peh kong wan liao"*
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By Angeline7030 on Yin Yang Eyes
What is Yin Yang Eyes? Me only got make up eyes with curled eye
lashes, see no ghost, hear no evil, speak no nonsense, eat no
rubbish, play no dirty.

Ghost is nothing other than born from humans.

Fear none my beloved brethens, for there is always an 666 Angel

* Angeline is a real humorous gal and me have had many many
memories of her during our YMB time, she has also gone missing
in action...*
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By Xorpheus on The Boss And Me
Can I add in a bit cos I found this, in one of the email

Title: IF…

If a barber makes a mistake, it is a new style
If a driver makes a mistake, it is an accident
If a doctor makes a mistake, it is an operation
If parents make a mistake, it is a new generation
If a politician makes a mistake, it is a new law
If a scientist makes a mistake, it is a new invention
If a tailor makes a mistake, it is a new fashion
If a teacher makes a mistake, it is a new theory
If YOU Boss makes a mistake, it is YOUR MISTAKE

What a fucked up theory

* Xorpheus has always been a very nice and friendly chap
and his blog is always interesting to read with his short and
to the point postings *
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By Ipromise on The Boss And Me
Believe it or not, I humiliate my boss (only on the tennis
court) Other times, I just have to press my “you know what”
and bear it

* One of the best joker I’ve known, his comment is always
able to make me laugh. Too bad that he is currently in China
and not able to access to blogs *
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By No Eyes See See on Old Beng and Lucky Draws
12 children and living in HDB and earning less than 2K and
working as an office boy? Ha ha don’t bluf la but your story
is funny especially the Q&A part on sex.

* A young man with his unique way of penning down his
thoughts, something too subjective to comment on his style
of writing *
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By Spinnee on The Lift
ahahahaha buatahan…. Nice post about lifts!!!
if anyone stands too near me, I sure elbow them one…wahaha

* Spinnee’s blog is one of the earliest blog me visited
and am still visiting daily. *

By Spinnee on 把情感收藏起来
When talk about 情，no one is in the wrong.
Since 情 is not wrong, den the principle/moral ethics kick
in to judge whether a person’s right or not.
My comment: It’s just that, pple always meet at right time
and love at wrong time

* Spinnee’s views are always different from others but
are always logical and rational, right to the point *
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By Xishi on The Lift
I m like the lift lady
Always stand near to the lift buttons
And will ask which floor pple wan to go too
Ha ha I m too helpful :p

* Xishi is efficient both in English and Chinese, a real
开心果, I must say*
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By Du Gu Wu Ti on 孤枕难入梦
sigh…!! Long time didn’t read this type of phase liao.
Sad stories always happen n I faced some b4 too!
Anyway just remember tomorrow will be a better day!!
Cheers…!

* This Du gu wu ti does not have a blog (or maybe
he has with another name) and he has not left any
comment for a long time, hello, where you?? *
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By Monkichi on 孤枕难入梦
好浪漫的情景！你的浪漫有延续到你的“查某郎”身上吗?

* Monkichi has the ability to write good Chinese
but lately her blog seems to have stopped, 几时能再阅
读到她的文采？*
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By Yan Tau Kia on Old Beng: A Pseudonym
Anyway nice reading your blog, keep it up.
Sometimes we need to hide our identity to relieve our
work/family comitment “stress”

* Although this Yan Tau Kia has not been leaving comment,
me know he has been reading my blog cos he is a mutual
friend of me and Lau Hero *
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By Jiji on Trip to Madrid and Paris
wow…cool pictures!!! I wanna go these 2 countires.
Old beng, u got 艳遇or not? , Ur size so macho, sure got
many red hair ladies tackle u

* Have known Jiji (cyberly of course) since YMB time
and her postings in YMB had raised many eyebrows. A hyper
talented gal who speaks English, Mandarin, Japanese and
even Spanish. Too bad she has stopped wrting her blog *
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By Michael Chua on The Ways To Win A Woman’s Heart
yes I always wonder why beautiful women end up with plain
looking men. I myself am an example not that my wife is
drop-dead gorgeous and I very ugly. It’s just that she is
better looking than me.

* Mike has been an avid blogger who writes almost everyday
and the substance of his posts always makes me agree fully
with his opinions and views. You have not read any of his
posts? Go now cos you don’t know what you have been missing.*

By Michael Chua on 把情感收藏起来
多情无罪，但是对已婚有子的男人来说，碰到美女想示爱，真的非把
这种感情收藏起来不可。否则后果将不堪设想。搞婚外情，害人害己

* 哇捞，这个米糕还是个bilingual man, 佩服 *
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By Emiriyo on 共勉之
Actually that’s quite true, things beyond our control we
should learn to let go… maximize our energy on things that
can yearn better results.

But bloody hell I’m those “cannot die” type! The more I
couldn’t get the more I want…

It’s until the very last moment then I Kum Wan to give up…

Hey, never try you’ll never know.

* As much as me like his ways of putting words together,
me still cannot tahan his icon picture representing him *
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By Mama Dewi on A Poem From A Friend
beng & ling, thanks for the memories..and till now I can still
remember ever being in yr dream too, wif kakzar n lovelybeauty…

ling, indeed beng had brought those sparkling stars to all!!

* Dewi has been a long time friend too from YMB and she has
a fantastic blog although some of the posts me cannot
understand cos they were written in Malay (eh.. just like she
cannot understand mine when they were written in Chinese, ha ha)*
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By Elydia on Are You Getting Old
Uncle Beng… I nag a lot too leh…plus my short term memory
I think worst than u…(seriously suspect something wrong
with my head).

Age is not a metter..what's important is always can see u
laugh like laughing buddha..kekekeke...

* A young gal who likes to mix and talk to old man
like Old Beng but no she is definitely no 小妹妹思想。She has,
in fact, a very matured thinking and a kind heart.*
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By Dandan on 14 February, 2006
So sweet, my ideal celebration for valentine day! Cook at
home! Sooo romantic..red wine

* A 感性 gal with writing talent, both in English and
Chinese though at times she is led by her moods and rather
pessimistic.

天地之大，岂止一单色。。。灰？
心胸之宽，何苦一情怯。。。悲！*
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By 一只熊 on Me And My Big Mouth
查某人老熊有算盤！如果有需要熊可以全年赞助！还有提醒妳、家庭
小用品其实也很方便，想必妳家里一定有很多衣夹子、它们都是妙用
无穷的呢！把妳尽有的衣夹全压在老明的脸上、然后狠狠的抽空、哇
那种痛、老明会永远记得的！就不敢乱造次啦。记得嘴巴要都压满、
让它肿得象香肠、他就真的变大嘴巴了耶！哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!

* 一只熊的留言总是令老明我惊讶、感叹、措手不及却又拿她没折，
只能苦笑。嘿！*
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By 阿恺 on 最。。。/对联
最不切实际的话：只要爱情、不要面包。
最伤自尊的话：
男人对女人：我从来没有爱过妳。
女人对男人： 你从来没有给过我高潮。
（截至张小娴）哈哈

* 阅读阿恺的blog 并不很久，但她那淡淡的、清幽的文采是吸引着我
的原因。*
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By SGB on 最。。。/对联
好好好！
妙妙妙！
我个人最喜欢的“最深情的话”：執子之手、与子谐老。

* SGB 的文笔素质 – 高、精、好、妙、狂、赞。*
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By Lau Hero on 念旧
老明啊老明，我们这把年纪就是这样的啦，不要想这么多啦，想了又
怎样会年轻回吗，除非你有灵丹妙药，那也很难。
你姨母不能来，那你就过去啦，讲这么一大堆，靠！

*有些人不赞同老英雄的某些comments，但他的优点是真，一针见血，
毫不虚伪。 然而，有时真看得我一头雾水，不禁妈妈声一番，他的文
采真是高深莫测。*
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By Hiao Auntie on Girl Girl
hahaha akina nakamori 中森明菜 you all still remember ah? Red
and white japan song festival she was hot favourite at one time…
I still remember one of the years’ song festival, she injured
herself but still turn up for the concert with long sleeve and
she swung her right arm round and round and her legs hardly
moving cos of injuries…”watashi kara sayonara shinakereba, kono
koi wa, owara nai no ne…” I still remember the song…I used to
tie my hair up high high like akina and my frens look at it and
point -> akina

* Hiao Aunty has been a gal who can write well though sometimes
she tends to pretend to be what she is not but who cares cos me
also not too Beng at times.*
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There are many many more friends who had left comments in my blog,
Fireburn, Dukester, Miaka, Blueapple, The Royal Blood, ahbeng_chao,
Bored Dad, 枭燕子, Tracy, Kurakut, Sunflower, Shiakha..., but me just
cannot go on an on and on.

Want to read their interesting comments?

Go read my blog again la :)

lim peh kong wan liao

Back Again

lim peh ka li kong

After a short break, me is finally back from Spain.

The weather is really good there, average range from 7 - 15 deg. (Although sometimes the strong wind did get us shivering despite wearing a few outfits)

Will post some of the photos taken by my cha-bo-lang there as she is a better camera-man than me.

Too busy to post anything long now, will do a proper one later after uploading the photos.

lim peh kong wan liao.

P/S: It's good to be back and my hand has started to get itchy - the urge to blog :)

A Short Break

lim peh ka li kong

Looking back, me realised that (by calculation) I have been writing 1 post in my blog every other day.

Come to think of it, averagely 1 in every 2 days. Wow, how did me do it?

Everytime before writing anything, my brain will go blank but when me start to type, words will form automatically. (Of course, there is always a topic in my mind prior to putting it down in black and white).

Hmmm, what have I achieved in creating my blog?

1) A collection of my old Chinese articles which were published in some weekly magazines long time ago;

2) To record certain happenings during the voyage of my life.

3) To entertain, mostly myself, by writing some "Old Beng's tales".

4) To link some interesting articles from other bloggers.

5) To render my emotion towards my cha-bo-lang. (Think sometime it is easier to bring the message across via blogging than face to face conversation).

6) Get to know many bloggers via the blog's world. (Some bloggers are already my friends whereby we have met but many more are still faceless cyber friends).

Me will be having a short break from blogging and will come back again probably in mid April. Half a month of "No blogging world", think me will be able to refrain form blogging for 2 weeks since me have been blogging so frequently for the past 6 months? Let's see.

Till me write again, do take care.

lim peh kong wan liao

99

lim peh ka li kong

Looking back from my creation of my blog "lim peh ka li kong" since 26 September 2005 which is 6 months from now, me had written 99 postings (including this one).

Still remembered my friend, Ipromise ever mentioned that he can get a publisher to publish all my "Old Beng's Tale" when me reach my 300th postings.

Now with the stepping into the 100th postings, Ipromise has been so afraid of his promise that he has gone into hiding and "siam" all the way to China, just to avoid lim peh.

Ha ha just joking la, please come back to Singapore, me promise me will not force you to fulfill your offer cos me is happy and contented in just writting in my blog. Don't scared, come back.

If one actually got a lot of time to spend and nothing better to do, one can go and count all my postings, you will realise that there are actually 106 postings till now instead of 99 as me mentioned.

In fact, there are 7 postings which were not written by lim peh, thus me cannot take the credits and these are the following 7 postings:-

1)Cartoon.

2)Lau Hero's 1st Chinese Blog.

3) A Touching Story - by Dewi.

4)Women's 32 Secrets - by Ji Ji.

5)No Eye See See's View On Me.

6)Count Down At Orchard Road - by No Eye See See.

7)A Poem From A Friend - by Ling.

x x x x x

My next posting will be my 100th thus I will be doing a special one tomorrow but sorry to those who don't understand Chinese cos it is a posting which I am writting in relation to "Birth of the God Of Mercy - 南無观世音菩萨".

x x x x x

There is always something tuanting my mind whenever I look at the counter of my blog.

The numbers of comments left in my blog compared to the number of visitors are far beyond proportion. Apparantly, there are many invisible and silence readers out there reading my blog but never leave a comment or 2 for me.

It's alright actually, just to say a big thank you to all who take the effort and time to come into my blog, with or without leaving any comment for me.

Thank you for your frequent clicking into my blog and reading all my nonsense about Old Beng's tales, old Chinese ghost stories and some affairs of my life.

Me still believe in the following when writting my postings:-

The best jokes are true and the best truths are joke.

Hope I am able to continue to write more craps, not just for the sake of entertaining you, but more likely to entertain myself :)

lim peh kong wan liao

Q & A

lim peh ka li kong

Different people will respond differently to a question. Below are some questions that were been answered by different people (some answers are real and some are not so real and some are just "make believe".)

I believe through the answers, one is able tell who the people are even though I named them as A, B, C and D.

No prize for guessing correctly hor.

lim peh kong wan liao

What have you got to say to the young generation regarding taking video/photo shots via their mobile phone?
A: Lim peh ka li kong, don't ever do such stupid thing la.
B: Silly girls for agreeing to it. They should not even agree to having sex in the first place when they are still underage.
C: Aiyo, the new generation punks all anyhow think, anyhow do one, where got logic thinking? You do it, you answer for it la, don't blame and don't complain.
D: I am not against it but must be extra careful in keeping your handphone.

What do you think of our current Government?
A: ......... (No comment)
B: Not answering cos I am not interested to know anything.
C: Must help the poor and give them more money to spend la cos nothing is more important than money.
D: No eye see them la.

What is your favourite book?
A: Books with many many pictures one, lately got a little bit 老花.
B: My tar-por-lang's bank's account books.
C: Don't like to read book la, watch tv and play golf more.
D: No choice now, only got time to read school textbooks.

What is most important to you?
A: My family.
B: My family.
C: Money la, what else?
D: My life.

What is your favourite food?
A: My cha-bo-lang's cooking, yummy.
B: Chocolate.
C: Cigarette. Huh? What cigarette is not food? To me it is more important than food ok!
D: Mum's cooking.

What is your most commonly said phrase?
A: Lim peh ka li kong
B: Old man ..... (depending on what I need him to do)
C: Si mi pun kay, tiong yew ai wu lui.
D: "$%?>&* (Sorry, vulgarity not allowed)

Who is your favourite star in Singapore? Why?
A: Fiona Xie cos she looks like my cha-bo-lang.
B: Cannot think of anyone cos seldom watch local show.
C: Fiona Xie cos I like her petite size but with gooooood vital stats. (Drooling until the floor also flood)
D: Not even one can make it, really no fxxking eyes see la.

Who is your favourite star outside Singapore? Why?
A: Angelina Jolie cos her lips very the sexy. (Whispering softly: her figure very good also)
B: ...... (No answer given cos B was staring at A with eyes open big big, dare not interupt her).
C: Also Angelina Jolie cos her figure no horse run (Drool even more)
D: Lee Hom cos his music's cool.

What is your darkest secret?
A: Lim peh buay sai ka li kong, cannot tell you la.
B: Don't be so kay-poh over others' secret, ok?
C: Hmmmm.... free than tell you.
D: What kind of KNN question is this? Secret how to share with you?

What is the one thing you always do everyday without fail?
A: Give my cha-bo-lang a kiss before going to work.
B: Nag at my tar-por-lang.
C: Dig gold.
D: 200 push-ups.

What is one blog which you will visit everyday?
A: Lim peh ka li kong, WAHAHAHAHA...
B: Lim peh ka li kong (must track closely in order to know what he has been doing behind my back)
C: I don't read blog everyday la.
D: Lately too busy with school work, no time to read blog everyday.

What will you ask for if you were granted a wish?
A: Ask for 3 more wishes.
B: World peace.
C: Unlimited cash.
D: More time with parents.

What is your happiest time of your life?
A: Honeymooning with cha-bo-lang.
B: Honeymooning with tar-por-lang.
C: Still waiting.
D: Childhood time.

What is the motto of your life?
A: Try to be happy, want to be happy and must be happy.
B: Live happily, eat healthily.
C: Work hard, play hard and hope to strike toto.
D: Live my life to the fullest and live everyday as if it is my last day.

A Dream

After I disclosed my true identity, many friends of mine started to ask me the reason for doing so? Even my wife questioned me on my motive, and she is one who reads but does not really care what I blogged.

It has been taunting me since then and at one time I even asked myself whether I had made the right decision in doing so but what is done cannot be undone.

Think this issue is really eating into me to the extend that I actually had a bizarre dream.

I dreamed that I was at home sitting in front of my computer writing Old Beng's tales when my wife told me that I had visitors. When I went to the door I saw an uncle standing outside my gate and with him was an army of children. (Have to use the word army cos that was how I felt when I saw them in my dream).

"Yes, can I help you?"

"lim peh ka li kong, I am Old Beng and these are my children." The uncle told me and all the 12 children greeted me loudly. "We come here to see you is to ask you why you want to delete us away? We do nothing wrong and also do no harm to anyone what? You know I even don't scold bad words one unlike some other bloggers who use vulgarity like nobody's business?"

"But....but I didn't delete you what?" I started to sweat when I faced Old Beng cos I could see his tiger and eagle on his arms.

"Yes, you did. You told the whole world that Old Beng does not exist and only you made it all up. You tell me now how? Where can we go? I have my cha-bo-lang and 12 children with me and we don't even have a place to stay now. What have we done to offend you? You cannot one day suka suka created me and my family and then another day delete us away, it's not fair to us. you know or not, now I even got fans who want to see me and my tattoo and ...."

"Old Beng, relax. I never say I will discard you neither did I say I will delete you. I will still let you have your say in my blog as and when you like."

"But it's never same again one la, by telling the world I do not exist and just a psodomy....pseu... don't know what you call la, you are hurting me badly. I think it is not right by disclosing openly even without asking my opinion. Furthermore, I think you got popular because of Old Beng me and my family and my tattoo and...."

"Eh...Old Beng, I didn't mean it to be that way you know? All that I am saying is that I may wish to touch on certain topics which I don't think you can comprehend thus I require myself to be blogging instead of you."

"You talk what? What topics lim peh cannot talk one? I everything also can talk and if I cannot talk I will get my cha-bo-lang to help me talk one."

"I...I..."

"No need I la, I want to tell the whole world that Old Beng and his family do exist and it is you who do not exist. Maybe you do not exist, Old Beng exists and created you and not you exist and created me."

At that moment, I woke up.

Gosh! What has becoming of me? Am I too engrossed in my own creation thus unconsciously having a double personality? Am I really existing and created Old Beng or like what he said in my dream - the other way round? It is he who exists and created me instead?

Hope I do not require the help of any psychologist or psychiatrist.

Anybody out there who can interpret dreams? Please share your opinion.

Old Beng had A Dream

Note: Those who have never visited YMB, I presume the following blog means no sense at all. The following blog is solely for my friends in Yahoo Message Boards. Without the encouragement from you, this blog will never have happened.

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lim peh ka li kong

Last night, me had a very bizarre dream. I was in a beautiful playground YMB and I realised I was once again a small boy.

Wa-piang, so many children and groups were formed at different corners. Let me kay poh kay poh go near and see see look look what the children were talking.

2 groups of children were arguing loudly about religion issue and arguing non-stop with praises to their religion and condemned the other party with hash words. Wah, the argument got more and more heated up and nasty words were exchanged. As me very scared to see people quarrelling, me quickly walked away. Come on children, dont quarrel la, can?

Turn a different corner and I saw 3 cute little girls, Dewi, Zar and Loverly, playing hide and seek happily.

Further down the road, 2 football fans were talking about their favourite team - gunner said Arsenal is the BEST and wonthurt sided Liverpool. Ai-ya, no need to argue la, the ball is round and by the way, Old Beng me support S. League - Ole ole ole.

Then suddenly, Chao Ah Beng appeared and we were talking using our mother language (the one taught by our mothers - Hokkien). We talked so loudly and attracted many others to join us in our conversations, haoliankia, telok, qin shi huang, and many more also joined in our Hokkien conversation. Suddenly, a noti boy "no more idea" appeared and scolded us for talking in Hokkien and said we are a bunch of low class low formed hokkien speaking boys and after 40 years we will still be a low class nation.

Before any of us can say anything, Qin Shi Huang took out a "Dog-beating-stick" and wanted to beat the "no more idea" but lucky he ran off but I saw 2 boys chasing after him, Toony said, "no more idea, how is your grandfather´s daughter?" and another boy without eyes said "&/%?@#$%" - sorry ah, must censored la, words too chim for little children to understand.

Then a very pretty girl (although is self-proclaimed but give her the benefit of doubts) walked past us very quickly. Qin Shi Huang called out "Chi Chi, where you going, come join us la" but before the pretty girl can answer us, a handsome boy from a distance was running towards us and calling Chi Chi to wait for him. "Sorry, Qin, I must faster run away because I dont like to see that handsome boy" Chi Chi said and she disappeared into thin air since then. Pretty girl, where are you, many people missed you very much and hope to see you talk again in this playground.

"See, those STUPID people are talking nonsense again and fighting among themselves, ha ha ha" 1 Ah Neh was talking to another PRC boy. "Yeah la, so STUPID people, that is why they employed me to come here to guide them." Immediately the boy without eyes again appeared and scolded them,&/%?@#$%" with words too chim to comprehend.

Suddenly me saw 2 lovely dogs running and playing happily. The 2 owners were very pretty girls and me walked towards them and heard 1 girl calling out for her lovely dog, "pebble, come here, dont run too far off, come play near me together with Danny boy". Then I realised the other girl is a kan-tan Angel.

Before I had the chance to talk to the 2 pretty girls, I heard my cha-bo-lang calling me, "lau beng, wake up la, time to send the children to school."

Then I realised it was all a dream. For all those who appeared in my bizarre dream, please dont scold me hor, a dream is nothing but a dream. For all those who did not appear in my dream but were wishing to be part of my dream, let me try to see whether tonight can dream some more or not.

While I was sitting at the edge of my bed thinking of the dream, my cha-bo-lang suddenly screamed beside me, "Ai-yo, lau beng! Why you open your mouth in your sleep again, see now the pillow also wet with your saliva already." (please hor, confirmed it is my saliva and nothing else.)

lim peh kong wan liao