10 Things A Man Shouldn´t Say During his First Date

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If you are having your first date with a girl, please keep in mind not to utter the followings:

1) You look like my mum.

2) I just love kids and I will have at least 10 children when I got married.

3) You really remind me of my ex.

4) Do you have some extra money to lend me.

5) I love Power-Puff girls.

6) Keep praising your sex power and say things like "I am very strong in bed, you know?" and give her the 色眯眯 wolfy-look.

7) Bad-mouthed practically everybody you know; from your boss to your office cleaner; From your neighbour to the uncle selling kopi in the coffee shop; From your siblings to your uncles/aunties;

8) Tell her you will be the next Singapore Idol and start to sing loudly despite you are in a crowded restaurant.

9) Tell her you believe in showing your true-self and start to dig your nose and fart loudly during the date.

10) After every few seconds, look at her and ask,"Don´t you think I am handsome?"

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10 Things I Missed

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There are many things in this world when gone will never be able to come back again, only memories stay with us.

I missed the followings very much...

1) My childhood games especially the outdoors games of catching spiders, playing marbles, flying kites etc.

2) The pampered feeling my gramma showered me unconditionally.

3) The nice things I did together with my dad, having tim sum, watching movies, test-driving of cars, discussion on current affairs, smoking together after a sumptuous dinner, etc.

4) Schooling days.

5) Talked the nights through with buddy before we are married (not to each other but separately).

6) The overwhelming excitement sensation during courtship time that lingered in my heart just before she turned up for our date.

7) The joy the moment you open the examination paper and found that all that you had studied appeared in the examination questions.

8) The good old days whereby the food we bought cost lesser but somehow tastier.

9) You know practically every neighbour living in your neighbourhood and our doors were never locked during the day.

10) Not pai-seh (shy) to take off my shirt anytime to show off my 6-packed.

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10 Signs Of A Chio-Bu

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Sometimes me walk walk see see, see so many pretty, swee chio-bu (girl girl) until my poor eyes so tired.

How can some girl girl be so pretty?

Lim peh present to you, "10 Signs Of A Chio-Bu"

1) No need cosmetics also very pretty liao.

2) Woke up face also makes you want to kiss her.

3) A plain T-shirt and a Bermuda is also "No Horse Run".

4) Normally can always get the first priority in long queues.

5) All heads turn to look at her. (Including females).

6) Always kena stopped in the street asking to join to work as Model/Actress/Singer.

7) Even her fart is fragrance to some.

8) Most of the time puts on a stern face and seldom smile to "push" away "Colour Wolves".

9) Always gets a large share of vegetables, fish, pork meat etc whenever she orders lunch.

10) No matter how she eats or what she eats, she is still very slim in figure. (Any how eat also won´t fat, lim peh don´t eat also fat.)

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P.S. If any of you out there knows any girl girl who fits into the above 10 pointers, please introduce hor.

10 Reasons Why You Must Read Old Beng´s Blog

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If anyone were to ask you why waste spend time reading Old Beng´s blog, these are the 10 LAME GOOD reasons to answer them:

1) Get scared by reading his not so scary Chinese written Ghost stories 狮城怪谈 and his incidents.

2) Learn some basic Chinese characters by reading his old Chinese articles.

3) Be directed to other very bo-liao good bloggers at the side-bars of his blog.

4) Learn some kns interesting Hokkien dialects.

5) Can see Old Beng sweating like crazy when cha-bo-lang stares at him (Admit it la, you all are just plain saddists, like to see the poor uncle someone facing troubles) .

6) Read crap good comments left by others.

7) Help to boost his hits counter. He he he, kam siah you. ^_^"""

8) Can see his photo (although the face always kena blanco-ed) .

9) Free entertainment although sometimes not so satisfying. (Hello, free one somemore want to complain? Beggars can´t be choosers hor and by the way no fish, prawn also good la).

10) Nothing better to do.

So remember to read Old Beng´s blog at least once a day since it makes you smile, scared, feel more superior after reading his half past six Singlish English, improvement in your Hokkien and most of all, it´s free entertainment for all what.

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10 Incidents Which Make You Go @$%#&€@ Part II

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Me wrote about 10 Incidents Which Make You Go @$%#&€@ in October 2006, then realised there are more incidents to it.

1) Disgusting and inconsiderate Ah Pek spitting in the public; Some Taxi drivers will just bo-chap open the car-door, stick their heads out and spit.

2) KNN KNS Idiotic smokers smoking openly in coffee shop even though they know they are sitting at the non-smoking section.

3) You entered into a lift and was greeted with the fart left by the person who had just got out of the lift.

4) Some mischievous naughty boy pressed the buttons to every floor in the lift after he got out of the lift and you entered on level one.

5) You gave an ang-bao of $2 to your friend´s son and he gave you son an ang-bao with only $1. Lugi $1 man! (nb, still got people give $1 ang-bao one meh?)

6) You tried to makan 15 minutes before the actual tearing time in your parking coupon and suay suay that @$%#&€ "Aunty" came to check your coupon 10 minutes after you left. (Stop blaming the "Aunty", she´s just doing her job, blamed yourself la):

7) You hid your extra bonus in your pocket but forgot to clear it out before you handed the pair of trousers to your wife to wash and knowing that she will check all pockets before throwing the trousers into the washing machine.

8) That driver stopped his car in the yellow box just in front of the small road which you were trying to drive out.

9) Trolleys pushed by Aunties at the super-market just rammed into your poor ankles and as if nothing had happened and walked away; Some kns ones even stared at you because YOU deserved to be rammed as you were blocking her way.

10) Your computer "hang" until cannot move/save anything that you had done for the past 30 minutes (school projects, Office presentation, blogging) and everything you prepared was not saved and you have to @$%#&€@ re-do everything all over again.

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10 Signs You Need To Get A New Job

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10 Signs you seriously need to consider getting yourself a new job.

1) You are always a loner, nobody talks to you, not even the Office cleaner Aunty.

2) Whenever you are in the lift, none of your colleagues will take the same lift with you, they will rather wait for the next lift.

3) Nobody acknowledges you when you greet them "good morning" and "good bye".

4) Your work-station is right at the end of the Office passage-way and the nearest colleague is seated 5 tables away from you.

5) During Chrismas, of all the 20 over employees, you are the only 1 who never get any gift from the Boss.

6) Nobody remembers your name and when you try to tell them, their reply is "who cares".

7) You cannot access to the Computer because you do not have a valid password.

8) Your lunch time is from 12 noon to 1 pm when everyone is having lunch time from 1 pm to 2 pm.

9) Your name is not in the Organization Chart, neither is it in the Company´s Telephone Directory List.

10) You went to Office one morning and found that the whole premise is vacant because the Company has shifted office but you were not informed.

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10 Weird Facts About Me

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1) I don´t drink Beer at all.
Most men love Beer but not me leh, I used to drink Beer in my younger days but as I grow older, I cannot tahan the taste anymore and thus switching to wine instead.

2) I don´t like Soccer.
Manyatimes when a group of friends gather together and talk about Soccer matches, I am always left sitting quietly in the corner, bo-bian la, me really don´t like Soccer. (Me prefer table-tennis).

3) I just love to dig gold.
It sure sounds disgusting but the "shiokness" one gets in doing so is unexplainable although my cha-bo-lang also reprimanded me whenever she saw me digging. (Old habit dies hard).

4) I love reading 亦舒 novels.
Love stories Novels are usually read and loved by girl girl but don´t know why leh, me just love reading 亦舒 novels. (Not many guys will admit so).

5) I turn sweaty, especially under my eyes whenever I eat spicy food.
Although I love to eat spicy food but yeah, I always perspire like crazy whenever I eat spicy food even if it is not spicy all.

6) When I am driving alone, I drive rather fast BUT when there is passenger on board, I drive like a Ah-Pek. (Responsibility mah).

7) I love playing mahjong but only play about 2 - 3 times a year. (Scared to lose money?).
The main reason for me to play mahjong is to get in touch with friends and relatives during the game and not so much of the monetary issue.

8) I cannot squat properly. (Ankle injury)

9) I am afraid of monkey. (Attacked by a monkey when I was about 5 years old and landed in hospital). Recent encounter with monkey.

10) I can fall asleep even with the bedroom lights on, TV set blasting and cha-bo-lang nagging beside. (A blessing in a way).

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10 Handsome Guys (Updated)

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Since me did the 10 Beautiful Girls, me may as well do something on 10 handsome guys.

As guys do not attract me like girls do, guess that´s why me ain´t able to fill up all 10 Handsome Guys leh, only managed to have 8, me will still post up 10 Handsome Guys with the help of my readers.

So, please provide your view of handsome guys and hopefully me can fill up the gap, kam siah..

1) Fei Xiang 费翔
费翔 appeared long time ago but he was rather young and had a baby-face then. As he aged over the years, he looks better and his charm has always made the gals drool.


2) Leslie Cheung 张国荣
Leslie Cheung 张国荣 was indeed a Superstar during his primetime in show business. He had held a Farewell Concert and later stepped back into the Lime-light again. A great lost when he decided to end his life in a rather tragic way.


3) Takeshi Kaneshiro 金城武
He started his career path in Taiwan as a Singer but frankly speaking, he cannot sing well. It was a wise move when he left Taiwan and ventured into Hong Kong and later into Japan. Now he is one of the BIGGEST Star in the Chinese Society.


4) Wentworth MillerTo be honest, me don´t know him at all, that is to say before me got myself hooked in the T.V. drama "Prison Break". The story line is interesting and rather exciting and he definitely stood up among all the prisoners in the drama.


5) Hideaki Takizawa 龙泽秀明Apart from seeing his photo once in a while in the Newspaper or some 娱乐八卦杂志, me know nothing about him except he does have a handsome face.

6) Park Yong Ha 朴龙河 He was the 第二男主角 in the popular Korean Drama 冬季恋歌 with everybody concentrating on 第一男主角Bae Yong Jun 裴勇俊. Although most gals will prefer 裴勇俊 to 朴龙河, me still think 朴龙河 is better looking.

7) Jimmy Lin 林志颖He was the Pretty Face from Taiwan to stop the monopoly Pretty Boy Syndrome - Arron Kwok 郭富城 when 郭富城 conquered the millions of young gals heart then. Though 林志颖 is around 30 now, his pretty baby face still stays with him.

8) Edison Chen 陈冠希
Another pretty face but this boy has a rather "Bad Boy" look and rather 踹 and 怪烂. As the saying goes: 男人不坏、女人不爱.

9) Daniel Wu 吴彦祖At certain angle, this young man does look a little bit like Andy Lau 刘德华. Refused to be clssified as a Pretty Face, he had been taking up roles which really geared up his acting skill. One of his show which me think his acting skill improved a lot is 旺角黑夜.

10) Hugh Jackman

Hugh Jackson, to many, is known for acting in the X-Men series. Actually he also acted in Van Helsing, Swordfish, Someone Like You, Kate & Leopold etc. Many girls fall for his charm with the different roles he played in the different movies but me think he still looked the best in the show Kate & Leopold.

After seeing all the handsome faces, me can only say @#€$%&, why me don´t have a handsome face like they have?

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10 Beautiful Girls

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Different people have different tastes and views on certain issues. Different men view girl girl as beautiful differently and me was thinking that night, when me couldn´t sleep, what kind of girl girl will be considered as beautiful.

With my eyes closed, my mind wandered far away in a beautiful land with those beautiful girl girl...

1) Shu Qi 舒淇

The first time me saw Shu Qi acting was, ahem, a Category III Hong Kong movie. Though I must say her body was, eh still is, beautiful, I actually like her lips more. I was in fact quite happy when she stopped making Category III movies but kena quite a lot of insults from my hum-sap kakis when I voiced out my view to them.

2) Lee Li Chen 李丽珍 She has a pretty face and innocent cum ignorant look. Half way through her career, she too became the actress in some Category III movies. Stop the smutter, dirty, filthy smile on your face ok!?!? I think she is beautiful in her own unique way, not just her vital stats. Lately she has become rather weird with all the lousy news of her. My impression on her changed drastically but me still think she is pretty.

3) Kuan Zhi Lin 关芝琳 She was once my idol and I really think she was one of the most beautiful lady then. Saw her recently in the papers and though she does look older but she still looks good to me.

4) Zhong Li Ti 钟丽缇 Hmmm, although she is already a mother of one, her sexiness still lingers around her though, like Kuan Zhi Lin, she has somehow aged but gives her a more matured image. Just look at her body face.

5) Akina 中森明菜 How can I not classify her as a all-time favourite beautiful girl? Although me do not understand a single song she sang but just looking at her was enough to sweep Old Beng off the ground. She was one Goddess to all young men during those good old days.

6) Angelina Jolie She is SEXY, she is HOT, she is BEAUTIFUL. Need I say more?

7) Aishwarya Rai Though I can´t even pronounce her name correctly but boy, she has the most beautiful face I must say. Beauty leaves no border at all.

8) Lin Zhi Lin 林志玲

Pretty face, nice figure plus good EQ = Lin Zhi Lin 林志玲. Her 嗲-ness really makes a lot of "麻甩佬" drool over her.

9) Cecilia Cheung 张柏芝 Many say she resembles Lin Qing Xia 林青霞. To me she is better cos she has the plus point for being young. A very pretty girl indeed.

10) Cha-bo-lang

Of all the girl girl whom me have mentioned, the most beautiful woman in this world to me is still my cha-bo-lang. Of course la, if not how will I want to marry her? (This last one very important, if left out, lim peh ka li kong, sure will have World War III). ^_^"""

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10 Kinds Of Men Me Dislike

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Although me also a man, there are some men me very the tulan the dislike and will always stay away from them. The 10 kinds of men are:

1) Single man but has many many girlfriends, not those just normal friends type but 一脚踏多船.

2) Married man but still going around hunting girl girl and the worst fact is he completely denied that he is married. 卑鄙，无耻，下流，贱格.

3) One who doesn't want to work, just rot at home, shaking legs KKYLP waiting for his wife to work and support him. 跎衰晒我们男人.

4) One who beats up his wife and children whenever he is not happy.

5) Got a little bit of money, super hyper yaya-papaya. Think because he has more money than you, he is the king. 妖，有钱大晒？

6) Rushing for MRT and Bus seats and will immediately fall asleep without giving up the seat to the more needful ones. 没咕咕的男人.

7) In front of people, he is a very righteous, good moral and decent man very the 正人君子 and will reprimand you jia-lat jia-lat if you sprout some RA jokes in front of him BUT behind closed door, he watches porn movies, reads porn magazines and surfs porn sites everyday.

8) Go around telling the whole world that he had slept with the girl or girls and describing their detailed performances/ preferences/ styles in bed. 认真冇口耻.

9) Has all the characteristics of a girl girl: He thinks, acts, talks and behaves like one. (Eh... this type me not dislike but not so comfortable, no offence hor, 歹势, 歹势).

10) Old uncle with typical long, permed coloured hair and a hairy mole on his face talking loud loud with full of vulgarity in the public. If that doesn´t kill you, he has his last fingernail super long and loves to wear very tight white long pants with bright red underwear. 死未？

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10 Signs You Already Kena Computer Virus

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10 Signs you already kena the Computer Virus, so sad.

1) The first thing you do when you wake up everyday is to log-on to your computer.

2) You buy a digi-cam or a handphone with excellent photo-taking function so that you can snap photos and upload them in your blog.

3) When friends or relatives ask how you have been doing lately, your reply to them is "Go and read my blog la."

4) You feel more comfortable when people address you with your blog nicks. (Old Beng, Lau Hero, No Eyes, Ang Gu Gu, Sibeh Sian, Sunflower, Spinnee, Fireburn, Dandan, Hiao Aunty, MeePok, Xorpheus, etc)

5) You can don´t eat, don´t shit, don´t sleep for one day but can never survive without touching your computer for one day.

6) When you fill up a form, under the "Address" column, you fill in your email address.

7) You are more "Kan-chiong" on your stat counter figures than your bank accounts figures.

8) Ask you to write composition in school, you like want to die; Don´t let you write your blog, you will surely die.

9) You watch TV programmes, Movies and listen to songs all via your computer.

10) You understand a "Stranger" more via his/her blogging than you understand your own siblings.

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P/s: Before anyone asks me questions, me declare that me got 0/10 for the above 10 signs.

10 Incidents Which Make You Go @$%#&€@

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10 incidents which will definitely make you go @$%#&€@!!!!

1) Kiasu people crowding at the steamboat buffet table waiting for the new replenishment of prawns.

2) Un-tahanable karaoke singing from neighbours early Sunday morning.

3) The slow "Gu" driving on fast lane just in front of you. All 3 lanes are occupied by 3 "龟" tortoise drivers and there´s no way you can overtake them.

4) Inconsiderate parents taking their wailing babies to the Cinemas, Seminars and Concerts.

5) For once, you feel like cooking Maggie Mee and found there´s no Maggie Mee left, no eggs left at home and after you went all the way out to purchase them, you realised the tank of Gas in your kitchen happened to run dry too.

6) You couldn´t finish memorising all the potential examination questions so you choose/ pick/ tee-kum tee-kum to memorise 7 out of 10 questions and the 3 questions you left out appeared, carrying the most marks, in the entire Paper 2.

7) You bought a car after much consideration and one week after you got your car, the toopid COE dropped and the car-price is now 10K - 15K cheaper.

8) You are almost late for class/ work/ appointment but you couldn´t board the bus cos some inconsiderate idiotic morons standing at the front just refuse to move to the rear of the bus.

9) When you go home after a hard day´s work, you find all 3 lifts are faulty and you stay on the 26th floor.

10) One weekend when your parents were not around and your girlfriend finally agreed to come to your house for some hanky-panky actions, either she knn kena chicken pox or her "大姨妈" aunty came or your parents suddenly came back earlier than the time planned.

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10 Signs Of Old Beng

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If you happened to bump into an old uncle with the following signs, chances that he is Old Beng is rather high.

1) He starts his conversation with "lim peh ka li kong" and ends it with "lim peh kong wan liao".

2) He looks/ sees/ stares at young pretty girl girl with big eyes, stunt look and a small puddle of saliva drooling on the ground. ^_^"""

3) Tag along by a significant view of 12 children.

4) Hyper sensitive to someone's "Roar". @_@***

5) His ear-lobes are much longer than a normal person.

6) Unexplained cold sweat will appear on his forehead whenever his cha-bo-lang stares at him with her 2 big eyes.

7) He starts to stutter whenever he is instigated by his cha-bo-lang.

8) He starts to fart whenever he is kan-chiong.

9) His favourate past time is digging gold. * eeeeek *

10) He has the "Cinderella" syndrome, must reach home by 12 midnight.

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10 Kinds of Girl Girl Me Scared

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Although me like girl girl very much, there are some types of girl girl me very scared. Whenever me encounter such criteria of girl girl, me will "siam" away far far far....

1) Never like to bathe or rather seldom bathe and although she sprays a lot of perfume, the stench is still able to hit you right at your nose.

2) Bad-mouthed her friends behind their backs but appears to be very friendly and caring in front of them.

3) Act cute type when she is already above 30 reaching 40.

4) Like a toopid Octopus, everytime talks to a guy will address them as "sayang", "darling", "honey" etc, and will definetely have body-contact like touching the hand, shoulder, back etc of the man, bo-chap whether the guys like it or not.

5) All the @#€&%$ vulgarity comes out whenever she opens her mouth, better in-depth of vocab than lim peh.

6) Always thinks all the guys are trying to take advantage on her, just smile to her and she will tell the whole world you are interested in her.

7) Arm-pits never shaved and always raise her 2 arms in the air, not to mention the air pollution released at the same time. (Worse than the haze).

8) Always using her hand to flip her hair even when having makan at the same table together, darn scared ser-ka-ly my plate of rice got her hair and dandruff as additional side-dish.

9) Standing at the entrance of the lift like a statue rooted firmly and will never move her butt and if you accidentally knock her while entering the lift she will "Tsk! Ai-yo!" and stares at you with eye-sights like a pair of daggers.

10) Everything also "My mother says...."

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P/s: Lim peh will not be in town for a while, just in case the women all get angry with this posting and wanna have a word with me or bash meet me up. =_="""

10 Un-Answerable Why

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There are many questions in my mind and me seem not able to have satisfactory answers to each of them.

1) Why is it that everytime when you go to the office early, the Boss doesn't know; Just once when you were late, the Boss was already there waiting for you? (Similar case is that you did 100 things right, nobody knows, one mistake and the whole world knew)

2) Why is it that the 4D numbers which you have been buying for a long time only opens when you itchy backside let it go just this weekend?

3) Why is it that everytime you see other drivers driving on bus-lane without problem but just once when you do so, you will see a Traffic Police standing right there looking at your car plate numbers?

4) Why is that everytime when you are in a hurry, you will definitely meet with "Red Lights" at every traffic junction you come across and sure to be driving behind a "Gu" (Slow driving tortoise)?

5) Why is it that most of the electrical appliances you purchased start to turn faulty just after the warranty period?

6) Why is it that when you eat too much for lunch, you feel drowsy all afternoon, but when you eat a big meal in the evening, you stay awake all night?

7) Why is it that "white" will turn "black" when dirty and "black" will turn "white" when dirty? (Examples are your shoes, pants, bags etc)

8) Why is it that although now you are earning more than you used to be earning when you first started working, your current spending power seems to be the same without much savings?

9) Why is it that whenever you have some bonus from the Company, there sure to be some "unexpected emergency use" of the extra sum of money?

The last question from my little girl:-

10) Why is it that Daddy is bigger size than Mummy yet Mummy is the one with more power? =_="""

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3 Unique Bloggers Writting About 10 Signs

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Came across 3 bloggers writing some "10 Signs" in their blogs. Me read already also admire them very much cos Old Beng me is not able to come out with such Signs.

10 Signs of a Kid from a young girl, Sihui, click here to read more.

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September 7, 2006

10 signs you’re still a kid

Filed under: Miscellaneous

1) Playing neop*** is a IN thing in your school.

2) You wear Disney princess costume to someone’s birthday party.

3) Your mom/maid washes your school shoes for you.

4) Your mom/maid packs your bag.

5) You never fail to go to the ‘toys’ department everytime you go shopping with your family members.

6) You guard your virtual money with your life.

7) You don’t bother about money issues.

8) You will feel terribly upset if you missed your weekly Pokem**

9) Everybody squats down to talk to you AND in a very sweet manner.

10) You love the purple dinosaur.

*P.S: the idea of the 10 signs thing is taken from old beng’s blog.

POSTED AT: 3:01 am

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10 Signs of a Malaysian from a funny Malaysian Blogger, Ang Gu Gu, click here to read more.

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Wednesday, September 06, 2006

10 Signs You Are A Typical Malaysian

As i promise beng =) Heres my malaysian version. Hopefully i don write it badly as im not pro at writting signs like you.

10 Signs You Are A Typical Malaysian :

1) When driving always try to go first, traffic light havent turn green yet but you already horn like no tomorrow for cars to move when its green. Driving on bus and taxi lane to be fast.

2) When got accident or anything going on by the road, all the driver "ke po" will take few second or worst, stop car to see what happen. Then cause all the traffic jam around, not cause of accident but cause of drivers curiosity. But if got accident also, need help to go hospital or anything, no one bothers to help.

3) Always pretend rich by having good cars, great houses and big business but at the back all is under loan and mortgage from bank. Waiting to be pull back by bank. In another words, wanna look good on outside yet inside is nothing.

4)Anything happened only know how to be blame people and you always the right one. No one is correct and right except you.

5) Outside talk loud, can talk politic and talk bad everywhere anytime. But when police come to catch you for ISA ( Internal Security Act) or got any problem. First one to run and deny always you.

6) At food stall on the roadside, people charge you 5 ringgit for mee you say expensive and inreasonable price. When at shopping complex , people charge you 15 ringgit for normal mee
worse than roadside stall, you say its nice and standard.

7) Bring girls out all you pay, when go out with family or guy's friend..No money lar~

8) Everyday wait money drop from sky, massive betting on toto, magnum, damacai, jackpot, football, basketball , golf...anything as long can earn fast money. But when loan shark (Along) come.....no sight of you..

9) Professional big cannon (Ta Pao) , always talk big..... ( Thats why every state the muzeum in front got 2 big cannon)

10) You dress normally, but wear genuine rolex but people say you wear fake rolex. You wear nicely and look classy, but wear fake rolex yet people say you are wearing real rolex.

posted by Ang Gu Gu at 9/06/2006 10:20:00 PM

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10 Signs of a Wokaholic from a funny Singaporean Blogger, Mr Sibeh Sian, click here to read more.

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Friday, September 08, 2006

The long and short about The Top Ten Signs That You Are Tuning Into A Workaholic

1) You start having meals in front of the computer. The office computer.

2) You start to think of your colleagues as family members. The type you fight with over inheritance.

3) You start hallucinating whether if your Boss’ hair is real midway through the very, very long meeting.

4) You start having crazy thoughts like “I can’t afford to take an MC because I have to finish this report.”

5) You start having even crazier thoughts like staying overnight at the office so that you can save on transport to work tomorrow.

6) You start canceling dinner dates because the instant mee at the pantry seems more appealing.

7) You start bathing at the attached bathroom at the office.

8) You start to think of the sounds made by the fax machine and copier as music.

9) You start to seriously consider investing in a foldable safari bed in the office.

10) You work through the night and only start to pack your bags at 8:30 in the morning.

I am very, very worried that I am turning into an workaholic because not only did the first nine points happened, I also worked through the night last night and is only leaving for work now.

I need a life :(

With Love,
Sibeh Sian

posted by Sibeh Sian @ 8:51 AM

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After reading all 3, me conclude that me is not a Workaholic Malaysian Kid.

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10 Weird Signs Of Our World

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Our world has become weird, weirder, weirdest. Don´t think so? Read on my friends, read on...

1) The Directors look more tan than our constructions workers. (Thanks to the golfing).

2) The males are more feminine and the females are more masculine. (Sometimes you can´t tell whether the person walking in front of you is a He or a She. Worst, you can´t tell even you are facing him / her)

3) The latest new accent for our young children is no longer Singlish but Filipino / Indonesian English. (The domestic maid is also your children´s teacher).

4) The people converse more via Computer than Phones.

5) You watch T.V. programmes via internet rather than the T.V. set.

6) Nobody can spell proper English anymore with the way they send SMS. (Think teachers nowadays have more headache marking students´ compositions).

7) You don´t need real talent to be a star. (Keep voting la).

8) It used to be "Places you Cannot smoke" but now it is "Places you CAN smoke". (Good news to non-smokers like lim peh).

9) It sometimes gives me the impression that I am in some province of China while walking in our neighbourhood. (They talk really loud).

10) It is now the "Child-dominated" family rather than the "Father-dominated" family. (Where to go for dinner? The child will say "MacDxxxx" and the parents will agree).

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10 Signs You Are A Typical Singaporean

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10 signs you are a typical Singaporean.

1) Whenever you are touring in our neighbouring countries, you talk like a bird : "Cheap! Cheap! Cheap! Cheap!" all the way.

2) You are very scared to talk about politics.

3) Your middle name is "COMPLAINT".

4) You make a marriage proposal by asking your girlfriend whether she wants to apply for a HDB flat with you.

5) You will drive to anywhere and everywhere so long as there is good food.

6) When there is a long queue, you will first get your child/maid to join the queue first and then check out where the queue will lead you to.

7) You look rich and wealthy with the Condo and Landed property and car and maid but in fact, liabilities is very much higher than you assets.

8) Your family consists of you, your spouse, your children, you dog and your maid. Parents leh?

9) You need the Government to force you to take care of your aged parents.

10) Your are generous in donations in monetary terms but too selfish to show a "Smile".

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10 Signs You Are An Aunty

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10 signs you are an aunty.

1) No children call you "jie jie" anymore, only "aunty".

2) You start to cut out the discount coupons from Newspaper and Magazine to buy stuff in the supermarket.

3) You need not worry about the shape of your eye-brows anymore cos they are tattoo-ed.

4) You used to look forward to having a romantic night with your husband but now you look forward to ending it.

5) You no longer listen to songs over radio, CD or MP3 but you tune into Chinese Radio Stations listening to some male DJ teaching you how to keep slim, eat well and stay healthy.

6) You start to nag and nag and nag and nag and nag......

7) You used to eat only half a plate of rice but now you finished even those your husband / children cannot finish eating cos you don´t want to waste food.

8) You used to complain that your parents cannot understand you but now you complain that you cannot understand your own children.

9) You demanded your husband to buy you flowers in the past but now you tell him not to waste money buying flowers but give the cash to you instead.

10) Your figure changed from a guitar to a barrel.

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10 Signs You Are A Young Punk

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10 signs you know you are a young punk.

1) You can write a very long sms in extremely hyper fast speed.

2) You start your conversation with "Yo, what´s up" and slang with an accent like a chao ang mo.

3) You can´t walk, stand or sit properly with body swinging/swaying/moving non-stop.

4) You talk to your friends more than your parents and siblings.

5) Your handphone costs more than your parents´ handphones even though your have no earnings yet.

6) You can do anything for a buddy but "NO" is your immediate reply to whatever request made by your parents.

7) You can don´t eat, don´t sleep BUT cannot live without your mp3 music.

8) You don´t understand why you need to visit your relatives once a year during Chinese New Year.

9) You don´t understand your parents at all, just like they can´t understand you.

10) Burgers from Fast Food Restaurant IS considered a proper meal.

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Note : Come to think of it, Old Beng me was once a young punk too, many many years ago...