10 Signs Of Lao Hokkien 老福建
lim peh ka li kong
10 signs you know you are a typical, authentic Lao Hokkien 老福建.
1) The first greetings to anybody you meet at anytime is "Cha Pah Buay" 吃饱未?
2) Feel much more secure with actual cash (Dollar notes) in your wallet than having only the credit cards and ATM cards.
3) You will pick your teeth after every meal with a toothpick rather than brushing or flossing them.
4) Before you sit down, you will definitely beat the cushion of the chair a few times.
5) You don´t understand why the youngsters nowadays are willing to pay for a cup of Coffee many times the price whereby you can get it from the coffee shop?
6) You must comb your hair neat neat with the parting seen in a very straight line.
7) You will dap your finger with your saliva before turning the pages of the book, magazine or Newspaper.
8) You make sure that your trousers is high enough to cover your belly-button, if not you will get stomach-ache if wind blows at it.
9) Saucer is not for holding a cup of Kopi-O, it is for you to pour the Kopi-O into it and drink from it.
10) You always address yourself as "lim peh".
lim peh kong wan liao
10 signs you know you are a typical, authentic Lao Hokkien 老福建.
1) The first greetings to anybody you meet at anytime is "Cha Pah Buay" 吃饱未?
2) Feel much more secure with actual cash (Dollar notes) in your wallet than having only the credit cards and ATM cards.
3) You will pick your teeth after every meal with a toothpick rather than brushing or flossing them.
4) Before you sit down, you will definitely beat the cushion of the chair a few times.
5) You don´t understand why the youngsters nowadays are willing to pay for a cup of Coffee many times the price whereby you can get it from the coffee shop?
6) You must comb your hair neat neat with the parting seen in a very straight line.
7) You will dap your finger with your saliva before turning the pages of the book, magazine or Newspaper.
8) You make sure that your trousers is high enough to cover your belly-button, if not you will get stomach-ache if wind blows at it.
9) Saucer is not for holding a cup of Kopi-O, it is for you to pour the Kopi-O into it and drink from it.
10) You always address yourself as "lim peh".
lim peh kong wan liao
Labels: 10, Funny Stuff
7 Comments:
At Tuesday, July 25, 2006 7:38:00 AM , TheBlurQueen said...
beng, a few of the typical malays do observe point no. 9 ..hehe
At Tuesday, July 25, 2006 4:37:00 PM , noeyesee said...
hmmm, seems like talking about my father and uncles
At Tuesday, July 25, 2006 4:43:00 PM , Anonymous said...
Yes indeed, very observant on the way the older generation pple do, bring a smile on me cos I got 7/10
At Tuesday, July 25, 2006 5:50:00 PM , Mockingbird said...
A man who addresses himself as Lim Peh means he's not to be messed with :)
At Tuesday, July 25, 2006 9:54:00 PM , Sibeh Sian said...
8) You make sure that your trousers is high enough to cover your belly-button, if not you will get stomach-ache if wind blows at it.
*Gasp* I do this all the time! I sibeh hokkien sia.
At Thursday, July 27, 2006 11:32:00 AM , Old Beng said...
Dewi
Yeah, think it´s more of the age then race.
No eye
kns, me know me is old enough to be your uncle la, thanks.
Lao Hokkien Lang
7/10?? Pass already to be a Lao Hokkien :)
Mike
No la, lim peh ka li kong, a man who addresses himselg as "lim peh" is a Lao Hokkien only :)
Mr Sian
Ha ha welcome to the Hokkien clan
At Friday, July 28, 2006 12:11:00 PM , Old Beng said...
Dukester
Wah cha pah liao, kam siah :)
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