lim peh ka li kong
Different people will respond differently to a question. Below are some questions that were been answered by different people (some answers are real and some are not so real and some are just "make believe".)
I believe through the answers, one is able tell who the people are even though I named them as A, B, C and D.
No prize for guessing correctly hor.
lim peh kong wan liaoWhat have you got to say to the young generation regarding taking video/photo shots via their mobile phone?
: Lim peh ka li kong, don't ever do such stupid thing la.B
: Silly girls for agreeing to it. They should not even agree to having sex in the first place when they are still underage.C
: Aiyo, the new generation punks all anyhow think, anyhow do one, where got logic thinking? You do it, you answer for it la, don't blame and don't complain.D
: I am not against it but must be extra careful in keeping your handphone.What do you think of our current Government?
: ......... (No comment)B
: Not answering cos I am not interested to know anything.C
: Must help the poor and give them more money to spend la cos nothing is more important than money.D
: No eye see them la.What is your favourite book?
: Books with many many pictures one, lately got a little bit 老花.B
: My tar-por-lang's bank's account books.C
: Don't like to read book la, watch tv and play golf more.D
: No choice now, only got time to read school textbooks.What is most important to you? A
: My family.B
: My family.C
: Money la, what else?D
: My life.What is your favourite food?A
: My cha-bo-lang's cooking, yummy.B
: Cigarette. Huh? What cigarette is not food? To me it is more important than food ok!D
: Mum's cooking.What is your most commonly said phrase?
: Lim peh ka li kongB
: Old man ..... (depending on what I need him to do)C
: Si mi pun kay, tiong yew ai wu lui.D
: "$%?>&* (Sorry, vulgarity not allowed)Who is your favourite star in Singapore? Why?
: Fiona Xie cos she looks like my cha-bo-lang.B
: Cannot think of anyone cos seldom watch local show.C
: Fiona Xie cos I like her petite size but with gooooood vital stats. (Drooling until the floor also flood)D
: Not even one can make it, really no fxxking eyes see la.Who is your favourite star outside Singapore? Why?
: Angelina Jolie cos her lips very the sexy. (Whispering softly: her figure very good also)B
: ...... (No answer given cos B was staring at A with eyes open big big, dare not interupt her).C
: Also Angelina Jolie cos her figure no horse run (Drool even more)D
: Lee Hom cos his music's cool.What is your darkest secret?
: Lim peh buay sai ka li kong, cannot tell you la.B
: Don't be so kay-poh over others' secret, ok?C
: Hmmmm.... free than tell you.D
: What kind of KNN question is this? Secret how to share with you?What is the one thing you always do everyday without fail?
: Give my cha-bo-lang a kiss before going to work.B
: Nag at my tar-por-lang.C
: Dig gold.D
: 200 push-ups.What is one blog which you will visit everyday?
: Lim peh ka li kong, WAHAHAHAHA...B
: Lim peh ka li kong (must track closely in order to know what he has been doing behind my back)C
: I don't read blog everyday la.D
: Lately too busy with school work, no time to read blog everyday.What will you ask for if you were granted a wish?
: Ask for 3 more wishes.B
: World peace.C
: Unlimited cash.D
: More time with parents.What is your happiest time of your life?
: Honeymooning with cha-bo-lang.B
: Honeymooning with tar-por-lang.C
: Still waiting.D
: Childhood time.What is the motto of your life?
: Try to be happy, want to be happy and must be happy.B
: Live happily, eat healthily.C
: Work hard, play hard and hope to strike toto.D
: Live my life to the fullest and live everyday as if it is my last day.
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