Friday, July 29, 2011
Friday, July 22, 2011
Received these beautifully written words from a friend´s email.
|If an egg is broken by an outside force... a Life ends |
If an egg breaks from within... Life begins
Great things always begin from Within
|It’s better to lose your Ego to the one you love|
Than to lose the one you love... because of Ego
|Why we have so many Temples, if GOD is everywhere?|
A Wise Man said:
Air is everywhere but we still need a fan to feel it.
|When you trust someone, trust him completely without any doubt|
At the end, you would get one of the two:
Either a lesson for your Life or a very good person
|Life is not about the people who act true to your face|
It’s about the people who remain true behind your back
Monday, July 18, 2011
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Funny Jokes Taken From Wendy´s Blog
Read some funny jokes from fellow blogger Wendy, must share them here.
Made some amendments on the names of the characters though.
Lao Hero walks into a pub, sits down on a bench and orders a cold beer. He swigs down the beer, looks in his pocket, cringes and orders another.
He gulps down that one, looks in his pocket again, cringes and orders yet another one. This goes on for at least an hour and a half.
Finally the bartender, bursting with curiosity, says, "I know it's none of my business buddy, but I have to ask. Why the whole "drink, look in pocket, cringe and order another one" routine?"
"Well," slurred Lao Hero, "There's a picture of my wife in my pocket. When she starts to look good, then it's time for me to go home."
Lao Hero and his wife were watching TV when a TV evangelist came on air to Pray for the Sick.
The evangelist said. "For those of you who are sick, I want to pray with you so that you can be cured of your sickness. Place your right hand on the part of your body that is suffering from disorder, and raise your left hand."
Lao Hero placed his right hand on his privates, raised his left hand, and closed his eyes.
His wife saw what he did, and slowly whispered, "Honey, this prayer is to heal the sick, not to raise the dead!"
3 men No Eyes, Lao Hero and Old Beng are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing woman.
These 3 dirty fellows 咸湿佬 fall all over themselves in an effort to be the 1 to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.
The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.
Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the 3 suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."
The young No Eyes speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese."
"Oh, how childish," said the pretty woman, "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."
She turns to Lao Hero and says "How well can you do?"
"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts Lao Hero.
"My, my," said the pretty woman, "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the young man's sentence."
She then turns to the last of the 3 men and says, "How about you, Old Beng?"
He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to No Eyes and Lao Hero and says....
Liver alone. Cheese mine.
lim peh kong wan liao
Friday, July 08, 2011
Embarassing Moment - 撞衫
Have we all not at one time or another, 撞衫 clash attire with another person in a gathering or during a wedding dinner?
几尴尬一下，especially if that person 穿得比你好看一百倍。
To us, 撞衫没什么大不了啦 but to most celebrities, 哇! 大件事咯!!
|两人撞衫: Maggie Q and 李玟|
|三人撞衫: 王菲，章子怡 and 林志玲|
|四人撞衫: 梁咏琪，陈慧琳，赵薇 and 阿梅|
Actually, these are still not the worst scenerio, lim peh present to you, the most jia-lat clashing
Wednesday, July 06, 2011
Four - Thai Movie
My movie grading:
5 = Great show, sibeh nice, no horse run, sure must watch.
4 = A good show worth paying to watch.
3 = Watchable
2 = Free ticket and have spare time then watch;
1 = Don't waste your time;
lim peh always like Ghost stories.
Lately, the ghost movies from Korea and Thailand are getting better, much better than the USA, Taiwan and Hong Kong.
Some Thai movies which lim peh consider good ones were Shutter, Phobia I and II, Screen etc.
Actually, omnibus movies are my favourites cos you can get 4 movies albeit a bit short for the price of 1.
The lastest Thai ghost movie is a foursome - Lud See Lud aka Four.
Directed by 4 acclaimed directors of Thailand, 4 is an anthology film features 4 stories of drama, action, thriller and comedy.
Super brief storylines (no worries, no spoilers):
(1) Clean-Up Day: A group of young punks talking away...
(2) The Gift Shop For The Ones You Hate: Like the title, a gift shop...
(3) Eerie Night: 3 on the run criminals running into an old desserted warehouse...
(4) Dead Grandpa: A dead Ah Gong who refused to die...
Cha-bo-lang and I watched the DVD one weekend afternoon but we stopped the disc after the first 2 stories. Not that they were so scary until we dare not watch but they were so lousy until we couldn't continue to finish watching the whole disc. Yes, it's that bad. (Do understand that this is solely my opinion and to my taste).
Since lim peh already bought the DVD, I would want to finish the whole movie, be it good or lousy. So one day lim peh managed to sit still and finish the remaining 3rd and 4th story.
After watching the whole movie, the 3rd and 4th stories were better than the first 2 but still a great disappoinment to me.
Is the movie really so bad? Yes but to be fair, there were some good points like:
Story (1) : The director finished the whole scene in 1 long shot and that's quite cool.
Story (3) : The main lead Ananda Everingham acted rather well, very different from his other usual role and the finger cutting scenes were quite gross.
Story (4) : That "sissy" actor was rather funny even though he was a little bit over.
Overall, the stories are weak and lack in the gist of the unique Thai horror movies.
I can only give "Lud 4 Lud" （2 ）（Free ticket and have spare time then watch).
lim peh kong wan liao