lim peh ka li kong 令伯卡你讲

Skill and style of telling stories is as per what you see - Singlish plus Hokkien dialects. Kam siah for coming into my BLOG and read, thank you! All content is copywrite "Old Beng" unless otherwise noted.

Thursday, December 29, 2011

A Simple Camera And Its Photographs

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Many times when lim peh saw those beautiful, well taken photographs, lim peh always admired the skills of the photographers.

Me? I am never a good camera man neither have I a good camera. All lim peh have is just a normal digi-camera.

Actually hor, what lim peh is trying to say is that sometimes, at the right time, at the correct location, photographs taken by a normal person with a so-so digicam also boleh have quite good photographs (ha, at least to myself).

These are some photographs lim peh quite like:

Barcelona, Spain

Barcelona, Spain

几有 Vampire 的 feel

Madrid, Spain

Madrid, Spain


Lotus in our Garden

Paris, France

蓝天 微风 憩静的下午

什么? 摄影技术麻麻地? 平平无奇? Neh mind la, lim peh 爽就好!

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Tuesday, December 27, 2011






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Sunday, December 25, 2011

More Lau Hero & No Eyes Jokes

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You want more jokes on Lau Hero and No Eyes? Ok, here's 2 for you:


Lau Hero walks into a bar and sees his friend No Eyes slumped over the bar.

He walks over and asks No Eyes what's wrong.

"Well," replies No Eyes, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes," replies Lau Hero with a laugh.

"Well," says No Eyes, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!", says Lau Hero, "When are you going out?"

"Well, I went to meet her this evening," continues No Eyes, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."

"Hmmm, sensible", says Lau Hero.

"So I get to her door," says No Eyes, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest, sexiest dress you ever saw."

"And what happened then?"

No Eyes slumps back over the bar again. "I kicked her in the face."


The queen of England was visiting one of Singapore's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient Lau Hero was masturbating.

"Oh my god!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?"

The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly."

"Oh, I am sorry" said the Queen.

On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient No Eyes a blow job.

"Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"

The Doctor replied, "Same problem, richer patient."


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Friday, December 16, 2011

17 Years






Once again it´s 16 December of the year and how time flies. Looking back, 17 years ago today we exchanged our vows and seems like it happened only yesterday. 真是弹指而过。

Day by day, year by year, 我们一起走过。

From a skinny young man, I have turned into a fat, clumsy 白头翁。


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Tuesday, December 13, 2011

A Wonderful Trip (Preview)

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I am still blogging and the lack of updates is due to my oversea trip for the past 2 weeks.

I have lots to tell you about the Wonderful trip but I am rather busy since I came back, so will blog about it later and for now, look at the following few photos.

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