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Monday, January 29, 2007

10 Signs You Need To Get A New Job

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10 Signs you seriously need to consider getting yourself a new job.

1) You are always a loner, nobody talks to you, not even the Office cleaner Aunty.

2) Whenever you are in the lift, none of your colleagues will take the same lift with you, they will rather wait for the next lift.

3) Nobody acknowledges you when you greet them "good morning" and "good bye".

4) Your work-station is right at the end of the Office passage-way and the nearest colleague is seated 5 tables away from you.

5) During Chrismas, of all the 20 over employees, you are the only 1 who never get any gift from the Boss.

6) Nobody remembers your name and when you try to tell them, their reply is "who cares".

7) You cannot access to the Computer because you do not have a valid password.

8) Your lunch time is from 12 noon to 1 pm when everyone is having lunch time from 1 pm to 2 pm.

9) Your name is not in the Organization Chart, neither is it in the Company´s Telephone Directory List.

10) You went to Office one morning and found that the whole premise is vacant because the Company has shifted office but you were not informed.

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Saturday, January 27, 2007

A Nice Story

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Saw this interesting story which me like very much in Simple Guy blog. I have extracted the gist of the story here :

There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet.

He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how this has happened. It's never happened before, and he knows that when the boys find out he will never hear the end of it. When the girls find out, they'll never speak to him again as long as he lives.

The boy believes his heart is going to stop; he puts his head down and prays this prayer, "Dear God, this is an emergency! I need help now! Five minutes from now I'm dead meat."He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher with a look in her eyes that says he has been discovered.

As the teacher is walking toward him, a classmate named Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled with water. Susie trips in front of the teacher and inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the boy's lap.

The boy pretends to be angry, but all the while is saying to himself, "Thank you, Lord! Thank you, Lord!"

Now all of a sudden, instead of being the object of ridicule, the boy is the object of sympathy. The teacher rushes him downstairs and gives him gym shorts to put on while his pants dry out.

All the other children are on their hands and knees cleaning up around his desk. The sympathy is wonderful. But as life would have it, the ridicule that should have been his has been transferred to someone else - Susie.

She tries to help, but they tell her to get out. "You've done enough, you klutz!"

Finally, at the end of the day, as they are waiting for the bus, the boy walks over to Susie and whispers, "You did that on purpose, didn't you?"

Susie whispers back, "I wet my pants once too."

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Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Movies

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There are many movies which me had watched over the years, some good ones and some lousy ones.

Following are some movies which me like or with certain memories in my heart.

1) The Abyss (1989)


This movie was released in 1989 directed by James Cameron. I am always fascinated by Science-Fiction movies and this one is my all time favourite. Although there are other better special effect movies, I still classified this as a superb movie.



2) Twister (1996)

Natural disasters always amaze me and this powerful, fantastic special effect movie just grabbed my heart when me first watched it. Even until now when me re-watched the DVD again, it still facisnates me, especially the part when the lead actor/actress were in the eye of the Twister.


3) The Exorcist (1973)When Old Beng me was just a 14 year-old young boy, me managed to get hold on this classical horror movie 5 years after its released (VCR tape) of all time. Being a yaya-papaya cum itchy backside chao young beng trying to prove my guts, me switched off all the lights in the house and watched the movie alone through midnight. Gosh, me couldn´t sleep that night. For a movie made in 1973, this horror movie is one hell of a classic scary movie, at least to my taste.

4) Labyrinth (1986)

Me remembered this movie because it was one of the movies me watched with my cha-bo-lang many years back during my courting time. Now re-watching it brought back lots of sweet memories :)

5) Somewhere In Time (1980)

A beautiful love story that travelled through time. After Christopher Reeve attained his success as Superman (1978), he changed his SuperHero role to a man seeking for his love through time in "Somewhere In Time". A romantic 冧死人 love story and Jane Seymore was beautiful in this movie.

6) Mission Impossible (1996)

Huh?!?!? 唔系啦嘛?!?!? Tom Cruise´s Mission Impossible is also one of my top 10 movies?!?!? Joking or what?!?! Eh, actually, this so-so movie managed to be in my top 10 movies with only 1 reason : It was the last movie I watched with my late father and that brings lots of memories me had with my late father....

7) The Way Home 回家 (2002)
This is a Korean story about a grandmother and her grandson. The typical naughty boy from the town and his beloved grandma. Like most Korean movie, the pace is rather slow but there are quite a few scenes which brought tears to my eyes, guess I missed my grandmother.

8) Old boy 老男孩 (2004)This Korean movie is not too violence, not too funny, not too good but when all of the "not too" mixed together, they just blend so well into a good movie. Watching the show is like riding a roller coaster with a well perfect twist near the end of the story.

9) Return Of The Dragon 猛龙过江 (1973) also known as The Way Of The Dragon

Do I need to say more? Bruce Lee is a legend and his appearance swept all young men off their feet. I was only in Primary School when all his movies were block-busters then and me still remembered me doing his famous 李三脚 kicks imitating his "wa-tha" noise whenever he attacked his opponents. Of all his movies, this Return Of The Dragon 猛龙过江 is the best and his last fighting scene with Chuck Norris is a classic.

10) The Private Eyes 半斤八两 (1976)

Michael Hui 许冠文 humourous acting ruled the Movie World before Stephen Chow´s fame. I still remembered vividly that I laughed and laughed while watching this The Private Eyes 半斤八两 in Cinema. No other movie had ever brought me that much of laughters. Now that I re-watched the movie again, it does not made me roar with laughter like it used to be but it still made me smile.

There are of course many many more great movies but these 10 are my favourites, each with its own sentimental reason. Hmmm, cannot wait liao, me shall indulge myself in all the above DVD again...

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Friday, January 19, 2007

Il Divo Concert

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Went to watch Il Divo concert at Indoor Stadium last night 18 January 2007, with my cha-bo-lang.

The 4 can really sing, one beautiful song after another non-stop though I must say that some songs lim peh don´t understand what they were singing at all BUT who cares, their voices blend so well with one another.

Some familiar tunes (although in a different language) which me know were Unbreak My Heart, All By Myself, Unchained Melody, My way, Without You etc.

At one stage, my cha-bo-lang told me to listen to them with my eyes close cos it had another kind of feeling. Me only close my eyes for a meer short 15 seconds then quickly open my eyes again. Scared ser-ka-lee fell asleep then no good. (No good because the tickets darn expensive lor).

They are handsome, they can sing so well, they are charming, their charisma no horse run, they are just fantastic.

One issue which me think can improve was the sound system, too loud but luckily the 4 have very powerful voices to overcome the loudness.

Another issue (to me) was the length of the concert, only slightly more than 1 and a half hours. Think me kena pampered by most Hong Kong and Taiwanese artists when they held their concerts in Singapore with Concerts running averagely from at least 2 and a half to 3 hours, some even went as far as 4 hours.

At the end of the concert, me just got one question, why lim peh cannot sing like them huh?

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Thursday, January 18, 2007

(旧著)

病是一件无人能避免的事,大病是人人都骇怕的事;偶尔小病却又会使某些人高兴。

我就是其中之一的 “贱人”。无他,只因为有时做工做到喘不过气来,便希望能有一两天的 M.C.,可以在家休息。

小病是请假的一个小方法。如果病到需要住医院就千万别搞我;一想到医院就先怕怕。四周围的病人、刺鼻的药味、令人心寒的呻吟声、还有那可怕的针筒,往往会使一个没什么病的人生出大病来。

生病还不是最可怕的。最最最可怕的要算是心病了。

在一个充满 “政治” 的小办公室里,心病常令你无法好好完成工作。不是他在背后刺你一刀,就是她在老板面前说你坏话。这种病是无法治疗的,除非你辞职不干。

变态也是一种病。就是不明白为什么会有人那么喜欢向人展露他的 “小弟弟”?这些变态佬的病是无法治疗的,除非剪掉它。

这社会其实还有很多很多病是无法医治的,如:八卦病、懒病、贪病、色病等等。

生活在这个病态万千的社会里,除了步步为营,小心翼翼、还能怎样?

最危险而人们又无能为力的还是我们生病的地球。每个人都知道地球已经百病缠身却又只能眼睁睁看着它生病。

而,最可悲的是,地球的病都是人类弄出来的。地球人到底要到什么时候才会停止让地球的病继续恶化下去?

别问我,我真的不懂。。。

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Tuesday, January 16, 2007

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007

狮城怪谈(十四)

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医院总给人一种死气沉沉的感觉。白天由于医生、护士和探病的人较多,使得整间医院热闹哄哄,可是一到夜晚,除了一个医生和两名护士在值勤,以及病床上的病人外,它就显得格外冷清,在这种环境下,加上偶尔传出的病人的呻吟和咳嗽声,使得医院更加骇人。。。

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医院阴沉沉 夜班惊魂多
护士长复活巡病房

轻轻招手 走廊追逐
见习护士遭护士长愚弄

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现在的医院设备齐全,一间病房分成十几间小病房,而一间小病房最多只有六张床。一些私人医院更是设计得仿佛是一间大酒店。

回想十年前的医院,设备落后非常,一条长长的走廊,两旁尽是病房,而且一间病房通常是四、五十张床挤在一起。

1号、2号、3号、4号的病房就是如此地在走廊的两侧并排着,而使得整间医院显得杂乱无章、眼花缭乱。

莹莹是一个二十刚出头的见习护士,而她所分配到负责管理的病房是22号病房。

这晚,又是莹莹值夜班的时候,而根据医院的规则,莹莹必须从晚上十一点值勤至明晨七点正才得以换班。

在值班时,医院总分派一名合格的护士与一名见习护士一起工作。那晚,与莹莹拍档的是有着七年经验的合格护士黄少娟。

莹莹在这个月值夜班总是心惊胆跳,因为这个月份正是农历七月。

由于病人需要睡眠,灯光总是只开着几盏较靠近护士的办公室。

莹莹每隔一会儿便得巡视整间病房,看看可有病人需要些什么。

这夜,病人的情况都很稳定,只有二十三号床的捞先生必须每隔四个小时打一支针以及几个病人必须在半夜两点钟吃药。

x x x x x

半夜一点钟。

莹莹与少娟两人都在办公室里填写病人的报告和整理一些文件。

忽然,少娟听到一阵断断续续的呻吟声:“哎。。。哎。。。”

少娟抬起头往四处一看,只见到四周静悄悄的,病人全都睡着了。

“怎么啦?” 莹莹见少娟四处张望便问道。

“妳可有听到声音?”

“什么声音?我没注意到。” 莹莹摇摇头答道。

“我好象听到有人呻吟,也许是我听错了。” 少娟满脸疑惑说道。

“哎。。。”一声令人听了毛骨悚然的呻吟声划破宁静的夜晚。

“有人呻吟。” 少娟一说完便马上起身赶着去巡查。

莹莹见少娟走出办公室也跟着出去。

两人在整间病房走了一圈又回到办公室门口。

“奇怪,没人呻吟啊,全部都在熟睡中。” 少娟自言自语说道:“难道我听错了?”

“少娟,妳别吓我,我根本没听到什么声音,妳。。。” 莹莹吓得脸都变白了。

“大概是我听错了,没事了,继续写报告吧。” 少娟说道,“我得去分配药给人服食。”

少娟离开后,剩下莹莹一个人在办公室里写报告,也许是心理作用吧,莹莹总觉得很不自在。

只见她一面低首写报告,一面又提心吊胆的四处张望。

四周围静悄悄的,莹莹想到少娟刚才听到有人呻吟,不禁感到害怕。

“咯,咯!”忽然身后转来两声刺耳的敲门声。

莹莹被这突如其来的声音吓了一跳,几乎嚷叫起来。

转过身来,见到一名护士长站在门口望着她。

“妳好,我是 Sister 李。”护士长以冷冷的声音说道。

“妳好,有什么事吗?” 莹莹忐忑不安地问道。

面对着一名经验丰富的护士长,叫她这么一位见习护士怎能不紧张呢?虽说她没做错什么事,但凡是人们一面对自己的上司总会有那么一点的紧张心情。

“今晚妳和谁值班?”护士长看着莹莹问道。

“哦,今晚是我和黄少娟一起值班。” 莹莹战战兢兢答道。

“今晚有多少个病人,有病况严重的吗?”护士长一面看着报告一面问道。

“今晚有三十七个病人,大致上没有什么严重的病况。”

当护士长正在翻阅报告时,莹莹见到她胸前挂着的牌子写着“陈丽君”三个字。

直到现在莹莹才有机会打量着她面前的护士长。

一头整齐的头发齐肩,双目却流露出一股忧郁的眼神。

当护士长忽然抬头看着莹莹时,莹莹吓得连忙转过头去,一颗心砰砰直跳不停。

“好了,我须到隔壁病房巡视,再见。”护士长说完便走出办公室,续而离开了22号病房。

直至护士长离开了病房,莹莹才松了一口气。也不知为什么当护士长与她同在一起时,只觉得浑身的不自在,却说不出所以然。

不一会儿,少娟分配药物完后便回到办公室继续整理文件。

“病人都没什么事吧?” 莹莹一面写报告一面与少娟闲聊着。

“没什么,都睡得很好。” 少娟答道。

“对了,刚才一位护士长来巡视过,还问了我一些问题。” 莹莹说道。

“是吗?是那一位护士长?” 少娟漫不经心地问道。

“是陈丽君护士长。” 莹莹答道。

“啊!” 少娟听后吓得连笔也握不稳,脸色一下子变得很沉。

莹莹见状,自个儿也吓得心跳加快。“怎么啦?我说错了什么?”

“妳看清楚是陈丽君?”

“她胸前的牌子是写着陈丽君三个字,我不可能会看错。” 莹莹一脸疑惑地问,“到底什么事?”

“那位陈丽君护士长已。。。已死去四年多了。” 少娟以低沉的声音说道。

“啊!那我。。。我刚才不是见鬼了吗?” 莹莹害怕到眼泪也流了出来。

“不要怕,她又没害妳。” 少娟见到莹莹吓得哭泣,不禁安慰她。

“咽。。。” 莹莹只是一味哭泣着。

“不要哭,妳也不是唯一见到她的人。自从她去世后,每年总会有几个值夜班的护士见过她。”

“很多人都见过她?”

“不错,她从不害人,况且为了不想惊动到其余的病人,每次都不了了之。别哭了,让病人见到了不好。”

“。。。” 莹莹默默地用手拭去了眼泪。

泪虽然擦掉了,心里深处的恐惧却永远也抹不掉。。。

x x x x x

自从上次莹莹遇见陈丽君的鬼魂后,没有几天,她便辞职不做了。

除了几个与黄少娟较好的合格护士知晓这件事的过程,整间病房没多少人知道。

x x x x x

林美清做护士也有几年了,当然也听闻过一些鬼怪之谈的事件,但她从不相信也从不曾考虑它的存在与否。

这晚,林美清与另一位见习护士洪雪兰值夜班。

又是半夜一点半,雪兰刚刚巡视了病房一圈,回到办公室对着林美清说:“十三号病床的周阿汉一直听到有人呻吟,吵到他无法入睡。”

“是吗?” 林美清看着雪兰问道:“那妳可有去探查一下,是不是有其他的病人不舒服,因此有人呻吟?”

“我巡查过了,但是其他的病人都在熟睡中,根本没有人在呻吟。” 雪兰答道。

“好吧,我去巡查一下。” 美清说完便站了起来走出办公室。

一号、二号、三号,美清一路走一路观察着病床上的病人。

当她正在观察着床上熟睡的病人时,似乎隐隐见到在病房的另一角落有个白影。

由于电灯都没开着,加上距离甚远,美清并没瞧仔细真的是否有白影在房内闪过。
x x x x x

当美清走到十三号病床时,见到周阿汉正睁着一双眼看着他。

“周先生,怎么睡不这?” 美清问道。

“怎么睡得着?一会儿有人呻吟;一会儿又到你们在四周走来走去。”周阿汉发着牢骚说道。

“有人在呻吟吗?怎么我没听到?” 美清一面说一面四边仔细聆听。

“就是罗,妳一来,呻吟声便马上停了,真是莫名其妙。”周阿汉说道。

“至于你说我们走来走去是因为我们必须每隔一段时间巡查一下。。。”

“我知道你们得巡查。”周阿汉打断美清的话。“但是她却是不停懈地来回走动。”

“你说的她是谁?是不是在办公室里的那位见习护士雪兰?”

“不是,不是她。我说的是另外一位合格护士长。”

“那位护士长呢?”

“在妳来之前已经走去那一边了。”周阿汉指着另一边说道。“奇怪的是她一直走来走去,什么也没说。”

“没事的,她只是进来做循例的巡查罢了。很晚了,睡觉吧!” 美清说完便走回办公室,留下坐在床上的周阿汉。

“那会是谁呢?为什么没来通知我说要巡查病房?” 美清边走边想。“不管它了,反正已经没事了。”

雪兰一见到美清便马上开口问:“怎样?有什么事吗?”

“哦,没什么,一切正常。” 美清微笑着道。

“那就好了!“

x x x x x

半夜三点许,美清正为隔天的值班医生准备一些巡查病人的仪器,忽然,她发现置在皿器内的针数量不足,于是,她一连数了好几回在皿器内的针,然后对雪兰说:“喂,我要到隔壁21号病房拿一些针,妳注意一下病人,我会很快回来的。”

“嗯,妳去吧!”雪兰说道。

x x x x x

由于21号病房与22号病房是相对的,因此美清只用了很短的时间便拿了她所需要的针。

当她从21号病房走出来时,看到在走廊的那一端,也就是1号与2号病房的那端走廊,正站着一位护士。

那位护士正在向着美清招手,似乎是在示意美清过去。

由于美清站在走廊的这一端而在她与那位护士之间的距离又没有别的人,因此美清可以肯定那位护士是在对着她招手。

只见那位护士一直在缓缓地对着美清招手,却没其他动作。

“她怎么在对着我招手?是不是她遇到了困难,需要帮忙?” 美清一边想一边快步朝着她走去。

一条长长寂静的走廊就只传来美清急促的脚步声。

当美清走到走廊的一半时,只见那位护士走向一旁的楼梯口下去了。

“怎么搞的?向我招手我还没到她那里便已走下楼去。” 美清想着想着便又加快脚步走去。

由于1号至22号病房都是在二楼,美清以为那位护士是在楼下23号病房至44号病房的其中一间病房值勤。

美清在抵达楼梯口便下楼去寻找那位护士,那位护士并不在楼下等着她,而是在那一端的走廊等着她。

“搞什么?我从那一端走来这一端,而妳又从这一端走去另一端,真是岂有此理!” 美清有一种被愚弄的感觉。

只见那位护士又在对着美清缓缓招手。

美清开始觉得有点气,心中愤愤不平的走向那位护士。

同样的在美清走到一半时,她又走向楼梯口上去了。

“真是岂有此理!好玩啊?真是无聊透顶!” 美清再也按捺不住心中逐渐升起的怒火,不禁低声骂道。

当美清上了二楼回到22号病房外面时,那位护士却又已回到刚才她站在的1号病房,在缓缓地再对着美清招手。

美清见到那位护士又走回原来的地点向她招手,心中的怒气再也无法按捺住。只见她再也不理那位护士而回到自己的病房。。。

自从这件事后,林美清再也没有遇见过那位对着她招手的护士。

那位护士到底是人是鬼?这个谜始终是个谜。

在美清与几位合格护士讨论过这件事后,有人说是有护士闲着没事恶作剧;有人却认为美清遇鬼了。

到底真相是什么?连美清本人也不知道。

在这件事后,陆续还有很多人见到陈丽君护士长的鬼魂。

这使到本已骇人的环境更为骇人,尤其那些胆小的见习护士更是纷纷辞职不干。

在医院重新修建过后,再没有听人说见过陈丽君的鬼魂。

也许她已不再出现于人们面前;又也许她经常出现,只是没人透露消息罢了。。。

(故事十四完)

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Monday, January 08, 2007

10 Weird Facts About Me

lim peh ka li kong

1) I don´t drink Beer at all.
Most men love Beer but not me leh, I used to drink Beer in my younger days but as I grow older, I cannot tahan the taste anymore and thus switching to wine instead.

2) I don´t like Soccer.
Manyatimes when a group of friends gather together and talk about Soccer matches, I am always left sitting quietly in the corner, bo-bian la, me really don´t like Soccer. (Me prefer table-tennis).

3) I just love to dig gold.
It sure sounds disgusting but the "shiokness" one gets in doing so is unexplainable although my cha-bo-lang also reprimanded me whenever she saw me digging. (Old habit dies hard).

4) I love reading 亦舒 novels.
Love stories Novels are usually read and loved by girl girl but don´t know why leh, me just love reading 亦舒 novels. (Not many guys will admit so).

5) I turn sweaty, especially under my eyes whenever I eat spicy food.
Although I love to eat spicy food but yeah, I always perspire like crazy whenever I eat spicy food even if it is not spicy all.

6) When I am driving alone, I drive rather fast BUT when there is passenger on board, I drive like a Ah-Pek. (Responsibility mah).

7) I love playing mahjong but only play about 2 - 3 times a year. (Scared to lose money?).
The main reason for me to play mahjong is to get in touch with friends and relatives during the game and not so much of the monetary issue.

8) I cannot squat properly. (Ankle injury)

9) I am afraid of monkey. (Attacked by a monkey when I was about 5 years old and landed in hospital). Recent encounter with monkey.

10) I can fall asleep even with the bedroom lights on, TV set blasting and cha-bo-lang nagging beside. (A blessing in a way).

lim peh kong wan liao

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Tuesday, January 02, 2007

故事

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要忙得快乐


有一只狐狸,在路上闲逛时,眼前忽然出现一个很大的葡萄园,果实累累,每颗葡萄看起来都很可口,让它垂涎欲滴。葡萄园的四周围着铁栏杆,狐狸想从栏杆的缝隙钻进园内,却因身体太胖了,钻不过去。

于是狐狸决定减肥,让自己瘦下来,它在园外饿了三天三夜后,果然变苗条了,真是皇天不负苦心人,终于顺利钻进葡萄园内。

狐狸在园内大快朵颐,葡萄真是又甜又香啊!!不知吃了多久,它终于心满意足了,但当它想溜出园外时,却发现自己又因为吃得太胖而钻不出栏杆,于是只好又在园内饿了三天三夜,瘦得跟原先一样时,才顺利地钻出园外。

回到外面的世界的狐狸,看着园内的葡萄,不禁感叹:“空着肚子进去,又空着肚子出来,真是百忙一场啊!!”

我起初也以为这个故事告诉我们,人刁然一身来到这世界,又刁然一身的离开这个世界,到头来还不是白忙一场!

呵,这个讲故事的人却说,看问题的重点。

这个故事跟人生一样,重点是在中间的部分:你看,狐狸在葡萄园内吃得多么快乐啊!!

“即使生命是一场空,也要空得很充实; 纵然人生是白忙一场,也要忙得很快乐。”

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转念之间

过去有一位白手起家的建筑商,赚了许多钱,但因经济不景气,让他变得很落魄,亦欠债累累,终想不开要跳河自杀。

一天,三更半夜他到了河前,突然看见一位少女亦哭哭啼啼,此时,这建筑商问她说:“小姐,三更半夜你来这里要做什么?”

这小姐回答:“我被我的男朋友抛弃了,我不想活了,因为没有他,我不能活下去。”

建筑商一听,回答她说:“咦!奇怪,妳在还没有男朋友之前,妳是怎么活的啊?!”

少女一听,恍然大悟,她也就不寻死了。

建筑商此时心想:“在我没有这么多钱以前,我是怎么活的?我也是白手起家的啊。”

这时,少女也问建筑商:“三更半夜,你来这里做什么啊?”

建筑商回答:“也没有什么啦!只是出来散散步。”

一个转念,可作天堂。也可作地狱。

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天堂与地狱的区别

一位一生行善无数的大善人,他临终前有一位天使特地下凡来接引他上天堂。天使说:“大善人,由于你一生行善,成就很大的公德,因此在你临终前,我可以答应你完成一个你最想完成的愿望。”

大善人说:“神圣的天使,谢谢你这么仁慈。我一生当中最大的遗憾就是从来没见过天堂与地狱究竟长得象什么样子?在我死之前,您可不可以带我到这两个地方参观参观?”

天使说:“没问题,因为你即将上天堂,因此我先带你到地狱去吧。”

大善人跟随天使来到了地狱,在他们面前出现一张很大的餐桌,桌上摆满了丰富的佳肴。“地狱的生活看起来还不错嘛!没有想象中的悲惨嘛!” 大善人很疑惑地问天使。

“不用急,你再继续看下去。”

过了一会,用餐的时间到了,只见一群瘦骨如材的饿鬼鱼贯地入座。每个人手上拿着一双长十几尺的筷子。每个人用尽了各种方式,尝试用他们手中的筷子去夹菜吃。可是由于筷子实在太长了,最后每个人都吃不到东西。

“实在是太悲惨了,他们怎么可以这样对待这些人呢?给他们食物的诱惑,却又不给他们吃。”

“你真觉得很悲惨吗?我再带你到天堂看看。”

到了天堂,同样的情景,同样的满卓佳肴,每个人同样用一双长十几尺的长筷子。不同的是,围着餐桌吃饭的是一群洋溢欢笑,长得白白胖胖的可爱的人们。他们同样用筷子夹菜,不同的是,他们喂对面的人吃菜,而对方也喂他吃。因此每个人都吃得很愉快。

天堂与地狱的区别,在于与人相处的态度。

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一束花

有一个人在拥挤的车潮中驾车缓缓前进,在等红灯时,一个衣服褴褛的小男孩,敲着车窗问他要不要买花,他递出两块美金,由于绿灯已亮,而后面的人正猛按喇叭催着他,因此他粗暴的对正问他要什么花的男孩说:“什么颜色都可以,你只要快一点就好。”

那男孩十分礼貌的说:“谢谢你,先生。”

在开了一小段路后,他有些良心不安,他粗暴无礼的态度,却得到对方如此有礼的回应。他把车停在路边,回头走向孩子表示歉意,并且又再给了两块美金,要他自己买一束花送给喜欢的人,这个孩子笑了笑并道谢接受。

当他回去要发动车子时,发现车子故障了动也动不了。在一阵忙乱后,他决定步行找拖吊车帮忙。正在思索时,一辆拖吊车已经迎面驶来,他大为惊讶,司机笑着对他说,有一个小孩给了我四块美金,要我开过来帮你,并且还写了一张纸条,他打开一看,上面写着:“这代表一束花。”

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