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Monday, March 29, 2010

Korean Girl Groups

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Korean girls pop groups have been sweeping wild across the whole world. The first group which made its name is none other than Wonder Girls' "Nobody".

Below are a few girl groups from Korea and lim peh love to watch them when I am free.

看她们挤眉弄眼、扭腰、摇摆臀部、哇捞,真是好看。直看到老明流鼻血。

Wonder Girls


4 minute


Brown Eyed Girls


T-ara


Girls' Generation


2NE1


How, nice bo?

What? Have I heard about Shinee? Super Junior... eh.. of course la but 还是 girl girl 比较合我口味。

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Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Interesting Picture Captured (8) - Break Glass For Key

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lim peh always see this Fire Extinguisher everytime lim peh take the lift.

A look at the fire extinguisher shows that in case of fire, "Break Glass For Key".

With the key, one will then be able to retrieve the fire extinguisher.

But when lim peh take a closer look, huh? There's no key in it.
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Thursday, March 18, 2010

Friends 2010

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Those who have been reading my blog will know that I have 2 old friends R and L for the longest time. As a matter of fact, we have known one another since Primary 1.

These 2 friends of mine will usually visit lim peh during Chinese New Year and we will take a photo of ourselves.

We took 1 in 2006 and 1 in 2009.

This year, they came to my place again and we took another photo - same venue, same sofa, same pose, same old uncles. (Wa-lao eh, somemore the same pattern of sleeveless black shirt!)


2006

2009

2010

Kns, I have aged.

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Monday, March 15, 2010

My Friend's Business

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3 years ago, when 7-Eleven started their Doraemon magnets saga, I met a young pretty kind-hearted girl to exchange some magnets. You can read more about our encounter then.

Recently, I came to know that Tracy is having some business going on and although I am not good in Kids' clothings, I do find them rather nice.

Babies/Kids Clothings:

CARTERS Babies/Kids Rompers, suitable for age from 3 mths to 2 yrs old, sizes available 6M,9M,12M,18M,24M.

26 New designs to choose from, 16 sporty and smart designs for boys and 10 sweet and cute designs for girls.

Rompers are comfortable to wear, easy access to diaper changing and come with safety metalic clip-on buttons.

Prices start from $12.90 & onwards.

(For purchase of 2 pcs & above, 1 FREE GIFT will be given)

If interested, you can purchase via Gmarket
http://www.gmarket.com.sg/challenge/neo_goods/goods.asp?goodscode=200149330

OR contact Tracy @ 81895368 or email : tracyhoe_2000@yahoo.com

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Hooks:Super power Multipurpose Hook products.

A product that does not require nails, glue and fixing by equipment. It is a product that has amazing suction power, not only does it look nice & presentable, you can trust its quality. It has many usages and it is an ideal equipment for every household.
Products can be used in almost all smooth surface like ceramic tile,glass, stainless steel, cupboard, cabinet etc.(up to a load of 15kg) Comes in 3 colours: blue, pink & white.

Price at $9.90 for a pack of 4s (comes with free delivery via Singpost normal mail)

Bulk purchase / Wholesale available (12 pcs & above), discount up to 40% (depending on quantity)

If interested, you can purchase via Gmarket

http://www.gmarket.com.sg/challenge/neo_goods/goods.asp?goodscode=200151235

OR contact Tracy @ 81895368 or email : tracyhoe_2000@yahoo.com

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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

令伯的懊恼

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令伯西北超级懊恼。

这件事令我非常的不开心,一直憋在心里,但又不能向他人说。

为了她,令伯吃不下饭(只吃了面)、睡不着觉(指的是午觉)。人瘦了几厉害一下,头发也白了多几条。

这件事始于两年前的愚人节(是的,令伯真是愚蠢的男人)。

刚开始的刺激让我欲罢不能、一头就栽了进去。到令伯惊觉到这是错的事,令伯已是泥足深陷,怨天怨地、哭父哭母也没折。

这两年令伯好害怕查某人知道这件事。我不知道她如果知晓了这件事,会不会原谅我?希望她会看在我们那十二个孩子的份上原谅令伯。

刚开始,我与女魔的关系特别好,只是日子一久,什么都变了。女魔开始频频催命似的 SMS 个不停,令伯叫她别逼我这么紧,我不想让太太知道我和她的关系。

但是,女魔就是看中我的死穴与弱点、三不五时就威胁令伯要把我们那不寻常的关系告诉我的查某人。

令伯忘寝废食、令伯忐忑不安、令伯日日夜夜都活在压力下。

我想我就要疯了!但是我只能怨自己,因为毕竟是令伯自己去找女魔的。一开始令伯就应该回避她,不让它开始,就肯定不会有现在的烦恼。

昨晚,令伯终于忍受不了了!!

女魔又再次地打电话给我,“明,你到底要逃避我到几时?”

“我。。。我。。。我没逃避妳啊。”

“你不回复我的 SMS,也不接听我的电话,你到底是什么意思?”

“你别逼我啦!我从一开始就告诉妳我们的事绝对只能偷偷摸摸,妳现在这样逼我,妳到底想怎样?”

“我逼你!好!我就逼给你看!我现在就在你家门口,你把门打开,让我进来跟你的太太说。。。”

“好!令伯现在就把门打开,你进来吧。”

x x x x x x

然后,查某人只用一句话就把女魔给打发掉了。

“这位小姐,别惊动了我的孩子们,我们到外面谈。。。”

最后查某人帮令伯把欠女魔的马票钱给还清了,事情也告一个段落。

* 以上任何抄袭、跟风、雷同相似之处,实属不幸 *

令伯讲完了
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Friday, March 05, 2010

An Incident 9

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Ah tiong stayed in an old 3-room flat in Jalan Bukit Merah with his mother.

When his mother was still around, he had never encountered any of these "sightings", even during his NS time, he had never once seen any ghost.

One evening Ah Tiong went home after work and when he entered the house, he saw his mother sitting on the sofa watching TV, as usual.

"Ma, today we eat Chicken rice hor." He raised the 2 packets of Chicken rice and showed them to her.

His mother looked at him and said, "Tiong ah, I have kept 3 thousand dollars in the biscuit tin above the refrigerator in the kitchen and also my jewelry in a brown box which is hidden under my pile of undies in the 2nd drawers of my cupboard."

"Ma, why are you telling me all these? You keep your money and jewelry properly ok?" Ah Tiong was puzzled by her unusual remarks but he just ignored it.

When he was walking towards the kitchen to put the 2 packets of Chicken rice, Ah Tiong walked passed his mother's Bedroom.

The door to her Bedroom was ajar and through the corner of his eyes, he caught someone lying on his mother's bed as he walked pass it.

"Who's sleeping in Ma's room?"

Ah Tiong knocked on the bedroom door and walked into the Bedroom and got the biggest shock of his whole life!!!

His saw his mother lying on the bed, eyes closed, sleeping peacefully.

He turned around and rushed out of the Bedroom to the Sitting room where he saw his mother sitting on the sofa watching TV just seconds ago.

His mother was not there anymore and the TV set was not even switched on.

With his heart pounding vigorously, Ah Tiong walked into her mother's Bedroom again.

His mother was not sleeping, she had died since the morning after Ah Tiong left for work.

Ah Tiong was shocked but what puzzled him most was that he found his mother's 3 thousand dollars and the jewelry at the exact places whereby his mother told him or was it his mother's spirit who told him...

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Tuesday, March 02, 2010

Cartoon 7

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Have no time to write anything, will just post some funny cartoon, share share. BTW, will be away till next week, so don't miss lim peh ya?!




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