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Skill and style of telling stories is as per what you see - Singlish plus Hokkien dialects. Kam siah for coming into my BLOG and read, thank you! All content is copywrite "Old Beng" unless otherwise noted.

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Lau Hero´s Wife

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1 quick one before lim peh post my Spain trip:

Lau Hero´s wife accompanied him to the doctor's office.

After his check-up, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.

He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die.

Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.

Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse.

No nagging.

And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week.

If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, Lau Hero asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?"

"He said you're going to die," she replied.

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Wednesday, February 13, 2008


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¡Hola! (Spanish Hello!)

lim peh is still around la, just that lim peh is currently working in my HQ in Spain.

It´s winter time in Spain and lim peh is getting my ass frozen here.

There will be a lack of updates in my blog until lim peh is back in Singapore.

So if you miss lim peh´s posts, go and click my old posts and read them again and again and again.

Until lim peh is back, Adios.

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Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Meeting Up With Leonard Png

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lim peh met up with a blogger, Leonard Png, last night at a multi-carpark somewhere West of Singapore.

We did not do anything hanky panky la just that Leonard was passing me some of his DVD and somehow, don't know how, we ended up meeting each other there.

Although lim peh called him very last minute, he still agreed to meet up with me despite he was going out to meet someone. (Guess the someone must be a guy la, if the person is a girl, guess he would not detour to meet me, just joking la).

Our meeting was a rather short one as lim peh was rather tired after a long day but we managed to have a good chat (at least I felt that way).

We talked about cars, career, cha-bo, blogging and many more interesting topics.

So if you happened to see 2 macho decent handsome guys standing in a multi-carpark chatting away last night, you might have seen Leonard and Old Beng.

We talked for about half an hour before going our separate ways. The next time if we were to meet up again, I believe, with a cup of drink, we will chat longer.

Thanks for the DVD and your time for delivering them to me.

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Monday, February 04, 2008

Good Phrases

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Lim peh came across some of the following nice phrases, share share:


People don’t care how much you know until they know how much you care.

Nice from far are Far from nice.

Disable doesn’t mean Unable.

Be a part, not apart.

Good life starts when you stop wanting a better one.

Talent Time
Got Talent usually no Time.
Got Time usually no Talent

Don’t get angry, Get even.


Why lim peh is not able to come out with such meaningful phrases? The only one lim peh know is

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