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One of lim peh's favourite food is fruits. I usually eat 2 to 3 types of fruits a day, thanks to my cha-bo-lang for buying so many nice fruits to fill my forever-hungry-gap.
One night, after a sumptuous dinner and sitting in the hall watching television, our maid brought out some fruits for us.
While lim peh was picking up the grapes from the plate, lim peh saw this special grape.A "heart-shaped" grape!!
As lim peh did not have my camera then, lim peh only managed to take the photo with my老爷 handphone.
Usually lim peh will just put food into my big mouth without looking at it but this time somehow lim peh actually look see look see before I pop the grape into my mouth.I showed the Heart-shaped grape to my family and everyone was amused too.
lim peh 舍不得 eat the grape and wrapped it up in a piece of tissue paper.
Come to think of it, what happened to the grape after that? Must go and ask our maid later.
Recently, there's this commercial on air which we (me and my cha-bo-lang) found it rather interesting and creative.
It's none other than the Heineken's advertisement.
I, especially, like the man in light blue shirt when he started screaming when he saw the beer.
Side track a bit, lim peh always feel that to be a good husband, affection and caring, sincerity plus faithfulness are very important.
To top them all, lim peh always put in my best efforts to try to make my cha-bo-lang laugh and being a Big Joker (not to mention my comical face), I succeeded at times.
We love to eat these sliced pork which we sometimes bought from Cold Storage. We will eat it with Korean Kim-chi soup and, gosh, it tastes so good.
We were searching for the pork but it seems that Cold Storage does not have the stocks everyday.
One fine Sunday morning, me and my cha-bo-lang went to Holland Village to have breakfast (Bread and Eggs). After our happy breakfast, we went to the Cold Storage and guess what? Yeah, we saw the sliced pork.
I immediately reacted in the same manner as the Heineken man (see commercial time at 0:26) when lim peh saw the sliced pork.
For what? For the sake of making my cha-bo-lang laugh lor.
So if you, by any chance, were at the Cold Storage at that moment and saw an old uncle screaming and waving his hands in front of the pile of pork, yeah, that's lim peh.
My sister-in-law (cha-bo-lang's sister) got married on the 06 June 2009.
Early in the morning, the Bridegroom and his group of "Brothers" came to fetch the Bride. It was quite a spectacular scene with them marching down, blowing trumpet and wearing those colourful outfits.
As we all know, the Bridegroom will have his group of "Brothers" to help him to try to handle the Bride's group of "Sisters" before he can actually see the Bride in the House.
One of the Brothers is already married and he was the main strength to try to help the Bridegroom pass all the tests.Before they took on any obstacle tests, the Bridegroom was quite kan-chiong and did some深呼吸。。。For every test the Bridegroom and his group of Brothers took, they had to pay a price of $88 if they failed each test; If they passed the tests, they would only need to pay $28 and there were easily more than 10 tests.
The first test which made all of us laughed non-stop was that they had to dance to the MV of the Korean Wonder Girls "Nobody".
Following that, they had to finish some food - Sour, Sweet, Bitter and Spicy 酸、甜、苦、辣。
The Sisters had prepared the following 4 items: Lemon, extremely sweetened milk, hyper bitter coffee and a plate of hot chilli.Surprisingly, the Bridegroom and his Brothers passed the test with flying colours.
My Father-in-law welcomed his new son-in-law when he stepped into the house.Knowing that the Bridegroom cannot speak Mandarin well, one of the tests required him to sing a Chinese love song. He had at first chosen to sing a song by Jacky Cheung 张学友 but everyone stopped him when he told us the title of the song was 吻别 =_="""
At last, with the help of his Brothers, he managed to sing this Chinese song:
All the while, when the Bridegroom and the Brothers were trying their very best to try to pass all the tests, the Bride was waiting anxiously in her room
Finally, with all the tests over and done (with lots of money paid after each test), the Bridegroom made his way to the Bedroom to meet the Bride.
After all the tests, the Bridegroom led the Bride out of the Bedroom.
One group photo of the couple with their Brothers and Sisters
After leaving the house, all of us headed to the church. (Too lazy to upload too many photo, will just share a few more photos).
Everybody was eating after the event but the couple had to take photographs with the guests especially both are Teachers and they had invited their students to their church wedding ceremony.=====
At night, the wedding dinner was held in a hotel and the lovely couple walked swiftly into the crowdChampagne pouring ceremonyA group photo with the newly-wed couple.