lim peh ka li kong 令伯卡你讲

Skill and style of telling stories is as per what you see - Singlish plus Hokkien dialects. Kam siah for coming into my BLOG and read, thank you! All content is copywrite "Old Beng" unless otherwise noted.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Pet.Ely Mobile Grooming Service

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I know a young cha-bo through blogging, her name is Elydia and through her, lim peh get to know Peter.

They have appeared in many of my previous posts and they are one loving couple.

Do you have a dog at home?

Dogs are lovely pet but like us, their hair and nails grow everyday.

How often do you cut your nails and go to the hairdressing salon / barber shop to cut/trim your hair? Once a month? Once every 2 months?

Now, how often do you arrange for your dog to have its fur and nails cut/trim?

Yeah I know, no time to bring your dog to the grooming shop to get it done.

Neh mind, like we always say, "If we can't bring you to the temple, we will bring the temple to you."

So, if your dog needs a good grooming but you are too busy to take your dog to the shop, here's the solution.

Call Pet.Ely Mobile Grooming Service and they will come by your place and give your dog a good grooming.

Price? Click here

Good or not? Well, actions speak louder than words.

Go and have a look at the web-site.

By the way, they do grooming for cats too.

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Monday, January 25, 2010

Cyril Takayama's Magic Again

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Since my last post about Cyril Takayama's Magic, here are few more:

Saw another magician with another scary illusion, walking through solid dining table:

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Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Imposter Strikes Again

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Just as lim peh thought the imposter's issue had cooled down, 我又中招了

I know who the imposter is and because I 凸 him in one of my previous post, he started to go around leaving bo-liao comments in others' blogs, mainly to those bloggers whose blogs are linked by me.

What did the imposter write?

Let me show you some:

He left comment in Bear's blog:

Old Beng 提到...

19/1/10 12:03 上午


In 新怡's blog:

Old Beng说...
令伯卡你讲, sayang,sayang。真是我见犹怜!令人忍不住要凸一凸那个害你车祸的家伙。


18/1/10 23:48


In Fish's blog:

Old Beng said...


In Blue Moon's blog:

Old Beng said...
令伯卡你讲,lim peh 已经好久好久没有跑步了。跑步多累呀!我凸!还是躺在沙发上凸凸,比较适合令伯。

Tue Jan 19, 12:32:00 AM 2010


In CarCar's blog:

oldbeng said...
令伯卡你讲, carcar, 你这篇文章忿言怒语、埋天怨地,啥事都看不过眼,啥人都要屌一屌。。。

January 19, 2010 12:26 AM


In Dandan's blog:

Old Beng said...
令伯卡你讲, your this dream house is very the beautiful! Wah, I see already very the 凸! How come some man so lucky, can get such a pretty wife like you and soon moving to such a pretty home like the photo. 唉,相逢恨晚!天意弄人!凸!凸!凸!If only Lim Peh is born 20 years earlier. Wah, talk like that online, quite shiok leh!

12:17 AM, January 19, 2010


In Maomie's blog:

Old Beng said...
令伯卡你讲, your this post no scolding, no blaming, just eating, is very a good post. I read already want to 凸 -- not 凸 you lah, but 凸the food. If I don't 凸, I still can be called Old Beng meh? Wah, talk like that online, quite shiok leh!

18 January, 2010


In Shingo T's blog:

Old Beng said...
令伯卡你讲, your this blog talk too much, but too litle meat! The whole post can be summarised easily by what you wrote in bold! Why talk so long winded when you can shorten it? I read already want to 凸. If I don't 凸, I still can be called Old Beng meh? Wah, talk like that online, quite shiok leh!

12:12 AM


In NoEyeSee's blog:

Old Beng said...
令伯卡你讲, your every post is nothing but picture after picture, I read already want to 凸. If I don't 凸, I still can be called Old Beng meh? Wah, talk like that online, quite shiok leh!

And 凸, don't call me uncle beng again, it makes my goose-pimples all come out. 凸! Go find another fatherly figure somewhere else, 凸!

11:39 PM


How? Bo-liao right?

Singablogger aka 无名小卒 aka 狂人李白 aka many more nicknames, I know you are very lonely in USA but 需要这样做吗? (I removed the name cos it's my mistake for doing so, blog's world shouldn't get involved with personal lives)

有事冲着我来,不需要冒充令伯的名去他处留这些无聊的 comments

Side note: After all the commotion, he managed to leave comments at other blogs using my avatar. Smart boy he is, but there's still a difference if you were to look at it carefully (the date joined).

His date joined is January 2010

Mine is September 2005

Enough said.

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Monday, January 18, 2010

Really Unbelievable!

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Saw this youtube clip long time ago at 阿祥's blog.

If you know anyone having the stupid thought of ending his/her life, show him/her this clip.

It's amazing how she can actually do so many things like 包饺子、切菜 etc.

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Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Dinner Riddle

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lim peh have a riddle for you.


I was invited to my friend's house for dinner last weekend. He is not married but with 3 other good friends, they stay in a beautiful condo.

Although 4 of them who stay under one roof are men, the house is really clean and comfortable.

When the dinner started, there were only 4 of them plus lim peh (I was the only guest they invited to the dinner).

The dinner was a buffet style and lim peh was the only one sitting on a stool eating my plate of dinner and the 4 of them were all standing around.

lim peh was very puzzled as there's only 1 stool in the whole house.

I asked my friend Tony, "Oei, Tony ah, why your house only 1 chair huh? Like that everyday you makan all 4 of you sit where?"

Tony replied, ".........."


Can you guess the correct answer?

FAQ: They always eat out?
Ans: No, they eat in most of the time.

FAQ: All of them stand to have dinner?
Ans: No, they do not stand to eat their dinner.

FAQ: 1 sit and the rest stand?
Ans: No, all 4 sit to have their dinner at home.

FAQ: They sit on the floor? on the bed?
Ans: No, they sit on the stool.

FAQ: They take turn to eat their dinner?
Ans: No, they have dinner together at the same time.

SO? Can you make a guess?

Answer is in the comment field but if you are reading this for the first time, give a try to guess the answer before clicking in to see the answer.

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Friday, January 08, 2010





1) 沟女技术
2) 驾车技术
3) 性能力


在令伯家附近有着一间买卖二手车的公司。令伯每回经过这间公司的门口都会 “哇哇” 的发出惊叹的称赞声。

这间买卖二手车的公司有着一位 “车神”!


讲多嗮口水,看照片吧。 来,来,请令伯吃晚餐,我带你看车神的神奇停车技术。

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Tuesday, January 05, 2010

Interesting Picture Captured (7) - Female Driver

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We always hear this saying whenever we are driving:

"Must be a female drive"

Guess female drives are more careful than male drivers thus they tend to drive more cautiously and carefully which resulting in their slow kiasi driving style.

lim peh was driving home one day when there was a female driver driving in front of me.

She was driving rather slowly and kept stepping on the brakes but since lim peh was not in the hurry, I followed behind patiently.

When we reached a junction, the traffic light turned amber and the female driver in front of me was very indicisive whether or not to go ahead and beat the traffic light or stop.............
and the end result was this:
She had stopped with part of her car in the yellow box and all the other vehicles behind her had stopped properly behind the white line.

Guess she must have felt malu-ed and stressed with all the cars zooming in front of her.

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Note: Of course, some female drivers are very skillful, even better than male drivers.
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