lim peh ka li kong 令伯卡你讲

Skill and style of telling stories is as per what you see - Singlish plus Hokkien dialects. Kam siah for coming into my BLOG and read, thank you! All content is copywrite "Old Beng" unless otherwise noted.

Monday, August 30, 2010

Bali Trip Part 2

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...continue from Part 1

lim peh just realised that I have not finished my Bali trip post.

We checked out from Ubud and transferred to another Hotel, this time to a Villa and the best part is, we have the 3D2N stay free.

The villa, compared to our earlier Hotel room, is much bigger and nicer.

When we stepped into the Villa, we saw a swimming pool.


There´s a Bedroom with a very comfortable bed.
Lomantic hor?!
Jacuzzi in the Bathroom
A relax corner in the Hall
An outward view.

Although the Villa is beautiful, we did not stay in it the whole day.

We took a complimentary bus ride to the Kuta area to jalan jalan see see look look.

We went to the shopping area and saw this nicely decorated water features.

 Smiley Face

The weather in Bali is extremely hot, after walking for a while, we went to have some Yogurt. The Yogurt shop which we went has a nice decoration on its wall.

 Cute drawings on the wall.

Even the deco in the shop is very retro and very nice.

 See the colours of the chairs in nice pink and green.

I forgot to mention that our breakfast in the Villa is also complimentary. Every morning, a young lady would come into our Villa suite and cook us breakfast.

 Lady cooking our breakfast.

 The breakfast tasted better than its look.

I remembered one of the nights, we were in Ubud area and it was raining rather heavily and we did not bring any umbrella with us. (Thanks to my not listening to my wife to take an umbrella with us as lim peh find it rather "lay-chey" to have an umbrella when we went jalan jalan.)

Result? lim peh had to cover my head with a beautiful plastic bag.


 lim peh was a bit worried, in case people asked me to sign autograph for them as they might have mistaken me as him
How? Same same right?!
My cha bo lang told me to stop dreaming, she said he is 李明顺 and lim peh is 顶不顺, you all say leh?

Ok ok stop mocking lim peh la. I know you all jealous of me.

lim peh kong wan liao
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Friday, August 27, 2010

晚报 - 美香

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我的稿 “美香”,刊于8月26日的《晚报》。

全文如下:

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美香

美香有着一个美满的家庭。老公是个国际银行的副总裁,8岁的女儿小珍聪明伶俐,又有佣人帮忙打扫双层楼的半独立屋子,自己就是个每天打扮得漂漂亮亮的阔太太。

美香与丈夫睡在二楼的一间房间,女儿小珍则独自睡在隔壁房间。

有一天,美香喝完下午茶回到家时,看到女佣一脸惊慌的站在客厅中,不安的一直往二楼望去。

“玛丽亚,怎么啦?发生什么事?”

“Madam,有鬼!刚才我在楼下扫地时,楼上一直传来有人跑步的声音,我也听到小孩子嬉戏玩耍的声音。”

“你一定是听错了,可能是从隔壁传来的吧?”

“可是 madam, 我。。。。”

“别胡说八道了,去煮饭。”美香把女佣的话打断。

当天,吃完晚饭,美香一家人看了一会儿电视,女儿小珍把功课做完后,全家人就关灯上床睡觉了。

睡到半夜两点半,美香忽然醒了过来。由于美香一直以来都是个睡得很好的人,常常一觉到天亮,所以她特别纳闷为什么她会忽然间醒来?

房门外传来跑步声

正当她闭上双眼就快要睡过去时,从她的房门外,传来一阵急促的跑步声。

“咦!怎么小珍半夜不睡觉,跑来跑去?”美香看到老公睡得正甜,小声的打开房门去找女儿小珍。

房门一打开,美香就听到从楼下客厅传来电视机播放的声音。

“几点了?怎么还有人在看电视?”美香一边走下楼一边想。

走到楼梯的一半时,美香看到女儿小珍正坐在电视机前看着电视。

“有没有搞错?几点了,小珍怎么还在看电视?”美香脑里正想着怎么惩罚这顽皮的女儿,却听到背后楼上的楼梯口传来女儿小珍的声音。

“妈妈,你要去哪里?”女儿小珍开口问美香。

美香转过身,见到女儿小珍睡眼惺忪的站在楼梯口。这一惊,非同小可,美香马上又转过身望向楼下的电视机前。

只见眼前一片漆黑,电视机没开着,整个客厅空空荡荡,异常的冷。。。

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令伯讲完了
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Wednesday, August 25, 2010

刘谦 The Magician

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From some of my previous posts, you will know that lim peh actually quite like magic, share some of the magic performances by Taiwan Magician 刘谦:













Not enough? Go google la.

lim peh kong wan liao
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Friday, August 20, 2010

晚报 - 好友来电

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我的稿“好友来电”,刊于8月18日的《晚报》。


全文如下:

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好友电话

我和子杰从小就认识。我们进入同一间小学,中学,初级学院也同一班。

我们一起读书,一起打假日工,一起跟隔壁班的学生打架,当然也一起受罚。

服完兵役,读完大学,我成为一位出色的房屋经纪,而子杰则成为人类灵魂工程师。我们在各自的领域里都有着极好的成绩。

周末,我们一起逛街,一起泡妞,各自泡上了美丽大方的女生。最奇妙的是,我和子杰一起举行我们的婚礼。

然而,岁月如梭,当我们各自的小孩出生后,我们见面的次数也越来越少。

一年中就见那么几次,新年,圣诞节以及我们彼此的生日会。

除了在Facebook里知晓彼此之间的日常生活,我们的通讯都在那短短的sms中。

有一晚,当我正准备就寝时,我的手机响了起来。手机来电显示是子杰打来的。

“哈罗,子杰。什么事?”

“老友,保重了!”另一端传来子杰的声音。

“子杰,你说什么。。。”

嘟。。。嘟。。。电话线挂断了。

咦? 这个子杰怎么搞的? 就这样挂断电话?

我马上拨回电话找子杰,但接听电话的不是子杰,而是他的太太小芬。

奇怪的是,小芬的声音听起来和平时不太一样,感觉她正在哭泣。

“哈罗,小芬,我是俊雄。麻烦你请子杰听电话。他刚打电话给我,却没说完,电话就被割断了。”

“你说什么!?” 小芬以很惊讶,很大声的声音回答我。

“我说,子杰刚刚打电话给我,没说完就放下电话,我想问他什么事。。。”我说到一半的话被小芬打断了。

“你说什么?! 你别开玩笑!子杰刚刚在三个小时前去世了,我现在还在医院办他的死亡手续。。。”

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令伯讲完了
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Thursday, August 19, 2010

Alamak!!!

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That day hor, my blog suddenly cannot see leh. When I clicked my blog, lim peh saw only letters and numbers long long, no pictures, no posts, no photographs.

Jia lat, don´t tell me lim peh kena hacked!

Please lor, lim peh´s bo-liao blog also will kena hack one meh?

I tried going into my blog a few times and everytime the same.

lim peh quickly asked my nephew to help me to try and resolve my problem.

He clicked clicked here clicked clicked there, da-lah, my blog got pictures and posts liao.

Guess lim peh must have accidentally clicked some template setting.

So now, my blog is ok liao... at least ok to be able to read lim peh´s posts but then hor, did you realiase something wrong bo?

All my links at the sidebar suma hum-pa-lang disappeared!!!

Now lim peh is trying to re-link the blogs which lim peh usually read and gosh, hard work leh. So if you suddenly see your link not with me anymore, don´t @#$%& yet, lim peh still trying very hard to restore them.

But then hor, I realised my statcounter and Nuffnang also gone liao, jia lat.

lim peh kong wan liao.
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Thursday, August 12, 2010

Wahahahaha

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Saw these few funny pictures, share share:


Don´t play play hor, BMW leh.


Oops! What an angle!


To bang-sai, you must first climb the throne and enjoy the 高高在上view.


Look at those 2 幸灾乐祸的家伙!


This is really hilarious! No offence to the Fatties out there cos lim peh also a Fatty lah.
lim peh kong wan liao
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Tuesday, August 10, 2010

晚报 - 小强

令伯卡你讲

我的稿“小强”,刊于8月9日的《晚报》。



全文如下:

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小强

明俊和太太莉娜,搬来这祖屋区也已经5年了。

这儿交通非常方便,巴刹与学校都在一公里之内,所以物价也越来越高。

明俊夫妇俩如果把房子给卖了,肯定至少会赚一大笔钱,但是因为交通实在方便,左邻右舍的邻居都非常友善,他们夫妇俩也一直没打算把房子卖出去。

明俊是独子,所以年迈的父母都和他们夫妇俩一起居住,加上六岁可爱的女儿蓉蓉,一家五口生活得非常融洽,令人羡慕不已。

住在明俊家隔壁,是一对从外地来的母子,王太太与10岁的儿子小强。

王太太是个单身母亲,由于必须工作,她的儿子小强在放学后,都会过来明俊的家和蓉蓉一起温习功课,一起玩耍。

由于小强个性乖巧,待人有礼,明俊一家人都很喜欢他,常常连同他的午餐也一起煮了。

王太太放工回来时,就会把小强接回家,一起煮晚餐。

有一晚,明俊一家人吃完晚餐,正在客厅里看着电视时,忽然大门传来一阵急促的敲门声。

“明俊叔叔!快开门!救命呀!明俊叔叔!!”

夹着那一阵刺耳的敲门声,是小强惊慌的喊叫声。

明俊一家人马上打开门,只见小强扑了进来。

“小强,发生什么事?” 明俊一边扶着小强一边问。

“我妈。。。我妈在厨房里晕倒了。。。我叫不醒她。。。”小强边哭边说着。

明俊一家人立刻冲到邻居家去,果然见到王太太晕倒在厨房的地上,呼吸微弱。

而最令明俊一家人感到震惊的是,王太太身旁躺着小强那冰冷已久的小尸体。。。

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令伯讲完了
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Thursday, August 05, 2010

Singapore Flyer

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That day lim peh eng eng nothing to do, went to fetch my uncle and aunties to go try sit sit the Singapore Flyer.

When we reached there, it was drizzling and so if the photographs you see here are nor clear, you know why la.


Marina Bay Sands - lim peh no go in.

Near the entrance.



We were quite suprised as there wasn´t any crowd at all, super 冷清。




Captured some views while we were up there but not clear due to the rain.









After 1 round, we left to have our dinner.

Looking at them, guess they didn´t enjoy the ride very much.

x x x x x

A week later, lim peh went there with my FIL and my cha-bo-lang. This time, we went at night and then lim peh realised we didn´t have our camera with us! Bo bian lor, used my lousy handphone to snap some photo.







So after riding the Flyer twice, once during day time and once during night time, lim peh really think there´s nothing so special leh.

lim peh kong wan liao
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Monday, August 02, 2010

晚报 - 母亲的灵魂

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我的稿“母亲的灵魂”,刊于7月30日的《晚报》。



全文如下:

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母亲的灵魂

36岁还是单身的阿忠,和年迈的母亲,一起住在红山一带的旧三房式祖屋。

一天放工回家,阿忠一进门,就见到母亲,一如往昔地坐在客厅的沙发上,看电视里播放的“爱”。

提了提手上的两包饭,阿忠对着母亲说:“妈,今天吃鸡饭哦。”

母亲把视线从电视机转向啊忠说:“忠啊,我把3000元藏在饼干铁盒子里,放在厨房里的冰橱上。还有,我的一些首饰,都在我的褐色小箱子里,压在我的内衣下,收藏在我房里衣橱的第二个抽屉中。”

“妈,妳为什么告诉我这些?妳自己把自己的钱财与首饰都收藏好,OK?”

阿忠觉得母亲,今天怎么怪怪的,但一下子就不以为然了。

他向厨房的方向走去,想把手上的两包鸡饭先放在餐桌上,然后去洗个澡,之后再和母亲一起吃饭看电视。

阿忠要到厨房前,必须先经过母亲的睡房。

在他经过母亲的房间时,由于他母亲的房门并没有关上,而从眼角隐约地看到有人正睡躺在床上。

“咦?怎么有人睡在妈的床上?”

阿忠敲了敲母亲的房门,然后推门走了进去。眼前不可思议的景象,把他吓得连连后退,手上的鸡饭也掉在地上。

在他眼前,竟然是母亲安稳的睡在床上!

惊慌的他,马上转身冲出房间,到客厅去找正坐在沙发上观看“爱”的母亲。

几秒钟前,还在看电视的母亲,这时竟然不见了!电视机也根本没开着!

阿忠心跳加速,怀着战战兢兢的心情,阿忠再次走进母亲的房间。母亲并不是在睡觉,她已在阿忠早上去上班时逝世了。

阿忠十分震惊,但最令他感到万分疑惑的是,他真的在母亲对他说的所在地方,找到那3000元和首饰。

是母亲对他说呢? 还是母亲的灵魂对他说的? 阿忠始终疑惑不解。。。

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令伯讲完了
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