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Skill and style of telling stories is as per what you see - Singlish plus Hokkien dialects. Kam siah for coming into my BLOG and read, thank you! All content is copywrite "Old Beng" unless otherwise noted.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

“真实” 和 “谎言”

若干年前,看到这么一小段文字:

“真实” 和 “谎言” 一起到河边洗澡。

先上岸的 “谎言” 偷偷穿上 “真实” 的衣服不肯归还。

固执的 “真实” 死也不肯穿上 “谎言” 的衣服, 只好一丝不挂光溜溜地走回家。

从此
人们眼中只有穿着真实外衣的谎言,
却怎么也无法接受赤裸裸的真实。。。
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Saturday, November 21, 2009

Lau Hero & The Horse

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After reading my numerous posts on our friend Lau Hero, he finally buay tahan, called lim peh and told me this joke which he insisted that I must share with all of you:

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Lau Hero walks into a pub and sees a jar full of cash on the bar.

He asks the bartender what the jar of cash is for and the bartender says, "If you can make my horse laugh, you win the money."

So, Lau Hero walks around back of the pub, whispers in the horse's ear and the horse starts laughing and snorting and stomping his hooves.

Lau Hero walks back into the tavern and takes the jar of cash.

A few weeks later, Lau Hero walks into the pub and sees another jar of cash on the bar.

He asks the bartender what the jar of cash is for and the bartender says, "My horse hasn't stopped laughing since you were in here last and if you can make my horse stop laughing you win the money."

So Lau Hero walks around the back of the pub and everyone hears the loudest sobbing and crying coming from the horse.

Lau Hero walks up to the bar and reaches for the jar of cash.

"Hold on a minute," says the bartender. "I've gotta know what you said to that horse."

"Well," says Lau Hero, "the first time I came in, I told him that my dick was bigger than his."

"And the second time?" Asked the bartender.

"I showed him." said Lau Hero.

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Power sia?!

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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Interesting Picture Captured (5) - ABC

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I was queueing up to buy Toto when lim peh saw a man with a nice T-shirt in front of me.

What is Safety? Safety equals to ABC.
His T-shirt tells it all.

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Thursday, November 12, 2009

Thai Touching Commercials

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Guess most of you must have seen these clips in youtube or via emails from friends and colleagues.

For those who have not seen them, enjoy them, shed a tear or two.





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Monday, November 09, 2009

Tall Couple

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Got one day hor, after lim peh's lunch, I saw a couple so darn tall.

Yeah, they are ang-mohs and we all know Ang-mohs are usually tall but these 2 are super hyper freaky tall.
Guess lim peh only stand to the cha-bo's chin only, yeah me shorty.

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Thursday, November 05, 2009

包强

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Saw this cute youtube clips in 1~xyn's blog, 笑到~~



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