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Skill and style of telling stories is as per what you see - Singlish plus Hokkien dialects. Kam siah for coming into my BLOG and read, thank you! All content is copywrite "Old Beng" unless otherwise noted.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Blog Posts I'll Like To share (2)

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After my last post, these are another few posts which lim peh like:

Only when lim peh read Slurp's posts, do I know that a person can pen his views on issues that are just so plain in our eyes into a written piece of work. Whether a topic is complex or simple, Slurp is able to post it in an extremely well-written blog. Example is this post about breakfast eggs and yes this guy sure can take nice photos:
Slurp's Eggs

Bobo is a PYT (pretty young thing) and she sure writes nice post. This is one special post lim peh like very much and it is so lucky to be her partner cos she will go all the way just to buy a shirt for him:
Bobo's Search

Although many say that No Eyes writes too vulgarly but to me, he is a fine young man, apart from his personal life. His following post really made me salute him:
No Eye's Countdown At Orchard Road (Contents not suitable for the minors hor).

The following post is very funny from Jaywalk, this guy writes a lot and writes on different issues, he is definitely one of my favourite bloggers:
Jaywalk's Mandarin Boo Boo

衫, a young girl working in Singapore and yes she writes some nice articles and this funny one is something lim peh like very much:
衫's Funny Phrases

Apart from Bear 一只熊, another likable female Brunei blogger is Fish 子非鱼. Her posts are usually 言之有物的 and at times, she does write short, nice and good posts. 1 example to share especially the last 2 lines:
鱼's Thoughts

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Friday, April 25, 2008


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lim peh received the following funny email from my friend:

* If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product *

* Not to be inserted into penis *

*Last 2 lines darn tok kong *

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Monday, April 21, 2008

Ooops!! They Did It Again!!

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Further to my previous ranting on my 2 copy cats neighbours, lim peh have more ranting again.

Lim peh was angry because all your efforts and ideas you put in to design your house were copied and taken deliberately by some neighbours.

If they copied our ideas and stayed somewhere far away from us (like say another GRC area), think lim peh will not be so tulan but we are neighbours and along a short stretch of lane, you have 2 to 3 units of houses which look identical to one another.

What is worse than having 2 copy cats neighbours who renovated their houses with designs stolen from you?


Mr Pang, my neighbour 2 units away, who had been staying in our neighbourhood for more than 30 years, sold his house and moved out last week.

When lim peh came home from work, my maid told me that there were some men standing outside our gate looking into our house that afternoon.

Lim peh was concerned cos lim peh worry that maybe some men were trying to do something funny while lim peh is out working.

After talking to my maid, lim peh realised that it was the new owner who bought the house from Mr Pang who was standing outside our gate staring / looking / seeing / eyeing / bio-ing at the design of our house.

He even summoned his designer and contractors together and stood outside discussing loudly at the designs of lim peh's house.

Really nabeh!! @#$%&!@!!! Till!!

I really don't know what is in the mind of these morons? If lim peh have a house, I will definitely want to design my house in such a manner that it will not look anything similar to my neighbour's house.

Why on Earth would lim peh want my house to look like others? If lim peh want so, lim peh may as well go and buy clustered houses, everything designed and ready for you to move in.

Guess maybe lim peh should really re-design my house again so that it will not look identical with my neighbours or lim peh should just move out? But then hor, you can run but you can't hide, there will be copy cats around no matter where you go.

On the other hand, can lim peh sue the copy cats neighbours for infringement of our design? I guess not la.

What can lim peh do except to rant here in my blog.

Kaoz!! 凸!!凸!!

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Note: lim peh may be wrong and my new neighbour may not be copying our ideas but time will tell. lim peh shall sit back and wait and see after the renovation of the new house is done.

Saw this in Stickgal blog about a copy cat - she says 真讨厌, lim peh say 真肚懒!

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008


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Last time lim peh used to buy flowers for my cha-bo-lang, at least twice a year. Once on her birthday and once on Valentine day.

Don't know since when, lim peh stop buying flowers for her on Valentine day liao.

Guess all men are sama sama one la, courting time si mi also can, "court-ed" liao, si mi also no need liao.

Me bad, me know.

Went kai-kai with my cha-bo-lang last weekend and then somehow drive here drive there, drive into the Far East Florists off Thomson Road.

We went there by chance and turned out we had quite a good deal for the cheap price we paid for the beautiful flowers which are now sitting beautifully in our hall.

See the beautiful Ginger flowers and Roses?

Roses 玫瑰花
Ginger Flowers 姜花

The flowers are really nice so if the photos do not look so, it is because of my lousy photo-shooting skill.

Guess how much does each cost?

There are total 15 stalks (5 big stalks and 10 smaller stalks) of Ginger flowers and 19 stalks of Roses.

We paid $9.00 for the 10 stalks of smaller Ginger flowers, $8.50 for the 5 stalks of bigger Ginger flowers and $7.01 for the 19 stalks of Roses.

$17.50 for 15 stalks of Ginger flowers and $7.01 for 19 stalks of roses!!

Super cheap hor?

*( I think market price for 1 stalk of Ginger flower is about $2.50 and 1 stalk of rose is about $1.00)

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Friday, April 11, 2008




有没有这种经历:在工作上,每个同事因为老板的一些看法,都盲目地附和、赞同,更不要脸的甚至大声歌颂、扛balls 擦鞋,虽然每个人都知道老板的看法是错误的。





“模样” 的正确读法?
“mo yang” 是错误的。

“mu yang”


“du le le bu ru zhong le le”

“du yue le bu ru zhong yue le”

去问一问你四周围的朋友怎么念吧,95% 以上的人都不知正确的念法。

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Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Blog Posts I'll Like To Share (1)

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Have come across the following "sibeh ho" very good posts, must share share:

I have been reading this funny guy's blog for many many years liao, and this is one that makes me laugh out loud:
Cheeky's Winter Sonata

Guess many have read Sibeh Sian's blog by now, he is another really funny guy:
Sibeh Sian's Tips about Interview

Xorpheus' post is always short and sharp, right to the point. Read one of the rare spooky post written by him:
Xorpheus' Scary Post

1~xyn's blog is a mixture of different writing styles, a little like mine. That is to say, we both write all kinds of posts but guess mine more chap-pa-lang:
1~xyn's Interesting 25 Weird Animals

Chanced upon this interesting blog and this post really set me thinking:
Seefei's Father's Day Message

For those who don't read Chinese blog, you are gonna missed this good post and if you read Chinese blog BUT don't understand the Hokkien dialect, you will also miss this good post:
Bear's Hokkien Post

Will share more interesting posts in the near future, till then.......

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Thursday, April 03, 2008

Wrong Placings of Signboards

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All the possible wrong places in placing the advertisement signboards

Cannot Do it hor


Wahahahaha!!! What can I say?


Ice-cream, anyone?

Look at the face and then the body, pengz!

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