lim peh ka li kong 令伯卡你讲: April 2009

Lau Hero's Good Deed

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Lately my good friend Lau Hero suddenly becomes very fond of his mother-in-law.

Old Beng: "Oei, Lau Hero, lim peh heard that you became very filial recently hor?"

Lau Hero: "Lau Beng, li shi si mi yi-shu? Me always filial one what."

Old Beng: "Oh izzit? I heard you suddenly become very generous leh, sponsoring your wife and mother-in-law to a tour with all expenses paid by you hor? Why? Strike 4-d huh? Whole family go tour together?"

Lau Hero: "No la, neber strike 4-D la. Just that for so many years, I have never taken my wife and mother-in-law to tour mah, so this time I let 2 of them go tour see see look look by themselves."

Old Beng: "You are not tagging along?"

Lau Hero: "No lah, me no go. Just let the 2 ladies enjoy their trip lor."

Old Beng: "You are indeed a good husband and a filial son-in-law. So where are you sending them for tour?"

Lau Hero: "Mexico."

Old Beng: "......"

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Comics

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Those who have been following Stick gal's blog will know that she has in fact stopped her blog.

Just saw a comics link at No Eye's blog.

Is it good? Is it bad?

lim peh really don't know how to comment, go see it yourself.

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可爱的汉字

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收到这伊妹儿，有些看过有些没，好笑。

「晶」对「品」说﹕「你门家难道沒有裝修？」

「夫」对「天」说﹕「我总算盼到了出头之日！」

「熊」对「能」说：「怎么穷成这样？四个熊掌全卖了！」

「丙」对「两」说：「你家什么时候多了一个人，结婚了？」

「乒」对「乓」說：「你我都一样，一等残废军人。」

「兵」对「丘」说：「兄弟，踩上地雷了吧，两腿咋都沒了？」

「王」对「皇」说：「当皇上有什么好处？你看，头发都白了！」

「口」对「回」说：「亲爱的，都怀孕这么久了，也不说一声！」

「也」对「她」说：「当老板了？出门还带秘书！」

「日」对「旦」说：「你什么时候学会玩滑板了？」

「果」对「裸」说：「哥们兒，你穿上衣服还不如不穿！」

「由」对「甲」说：「你什么時候学会倒立了？」

「巾」对「币」说：「戴上博士帽就身价百倍了！」

「呂」对「昌」说：「和你相比，我实在家徒四壁！」

「扁」对「匾」说：「才敗选一次而已，就搞自閉？」

你说汉字是不是很可爱！？

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To Talk Properly

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After the following 2 incidents, lim peh finally understood the importance to speak properly and to make myself clear when conversing with another person:

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My cha-bo-lang bought me a new T-shirt but after wearing it for one time, lim peh just chucked it in the cupboard and not wearing it again.

Cha-bo-lang: “喂，老明，为什么没见你再穿我买给你的新衣？”

“我不喜欢穿啦。”

“为什么？”

“不稀罕！”

My cha-bo-lang immediately ROARED after hearing my reply.

I had a hard time explaining to her that what lim peh really said was that T-shirt 不吸汗.

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My cha-bo-lang brought me to a shop to buy a watch for lim peh.

We were looking around in the shop and lim peh heard my cha-bo-lang asking the shop owner: "Do you have any second hand watches? I will like to take a look."

Lim peh stared at my cha-bo-lang cos I don't believe my cha-bo-lang is so cheapo as to wanting to buy a second-hand watch for me as a present.

"Eh... 老婆, I don't need a watch la, if not enough money, no need to buy me a watch la."

"I have money la, don't worry." My cha-bo-lang replied.

"But... then why do you want to buy a second hand watch for me? I don't want a second hand watch, I want a first hand one."

"You gila or what? What I meant was to get a watch with a second hand in it, not a used second hand watch la."

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Blog Posts I'll Like To Share (5)

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No mood to blog lately, share a few interesting blogs with you:

This Cheeky writes very funny posts but lately like stop writing liao, see his interviews:
Cheeky's 50 Most Eligible Bachelors

This lady writes quite a bit on food but I like this article about her hubby:
A husband to learn from

Simple guy always posts lots of interesting posts which keep lim peh thinking, share this monkey business with you:
Simple Guy's Monkey Business.html

胡狼的感性文采你读过吗？胡狼感性的小品

思斌的摄影技术让令伯羡慕不已，看一看这其中一张你就会明白我的意思：思斌 photo taking skill

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