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Monday blues?! Not to worry, let lim peh bring you some joy.

Saw these few funny ad in youtube, share share:











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人渐老 （儿童不宜）

令伯卡你讲

大概在一年前写了这篇 “曾经、如今” 却在近日收到一则简讯, 看了之后只能摇摇头, 无语问苍天, 长叹一声~~~~
儿童不宜, 但会有多少儿童会看得懂呢？
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人渐老的几个特征：

越看越远
越尿越近

坐着打磕睡
躺下睡不着

往事忘不掉
新事记不住

上面有想法
下面没办法

更糟的是

以前硬着等
现在等着硬

以前要就硬
现在摇不硬

以前马力充足
现在后劲不足

以前一次久久
现在久久一次

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什么？你在大笑？

哈哈哈, 别笑, 别急, 很快就会轮到你了。

令伯讲完了

Swee Numbers

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Saw a special set of numbers in lim peh's counter, swee bo?Cannot see? The number is 222222 Ya la, nothing significant la, just for my own record.

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Shoes for Men?

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Is it lim peh or is it age is really catching up and lim peh is one old-fashion-fart?

Saw someone wearing this pair of shoes, swee bo? Will any girl out there like to get one for herself? After seeing the pretty nice pair of shoes, lim peh of course look up to see the owner of the shoes (maybe a chio-bu?) and wa-lao eh, lim peh almost fainted.

The pair of shoes is worn by a man.

Is it me or what?

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Riddles To Brighten Your Mood

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Received some interesting riddles from a friend, share share and hope they brighten your mood:

Why did the rooster cross the road?
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To prove he wasn't chicken.

What did one volcano say to the other?
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Do you lava me like I lava you?

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
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Because they have big fingers

Why did the bald man put rabbits on his head?
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Someone said that from a distance they looked like hairs.

What is the difference between a chicken and a baby?
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Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result of standing cock.

If a bomb bursts in a bra, what would you get?
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Tit-Bits.

And if it bursts in a man's underwear?
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Banana split.

What's the diff between a bomb and a condom?
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In a bomb blast population decreases; if a condom blasts population increases.

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Lollipop

For my wife And yes, I missed Lollipop... a lot more than I actually realised.

Lollipop was the name of one of our dogs, you may want to click here to read about her.

That day lim peh "莹莹美代子" went to youtube and typed in "lollipop" and these are what lim peh got.













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ASD Charity Night

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Received the following email from Ms Annie of ASD.

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This is the flyer/invite to our ASD event this year. We hope that you & your wife can attend and support our event. Please let me know how many tickets you’ll be requiring. It would also be great if you can help us spread the word and forward this to as many like-minded people as possible.

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Anyone wanna join in the fun?

* click to enlarge *

Interested? Good!

See you there.

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Interesting Picture Captured (3) - Geoduck

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Have you eaten Geoduck 象拔蚌 ?

Lim peh was at SS doing groceries shopping with my cha-bo-lang one evening and I saw this giant Geoduck. (Hmmm... seems like Old Beng and cha-bo-lang have nowhere to part-toh except groceries shopping) =_="""

How big is this Geoduck? Look at the tong hanging near the tank and you can do the comparison.
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