lim peh ka li kong 令伯卡你讲

Skill and style of telling stories is as per what you see - Singlish plus Hokkien dialects. Kam siah for coming into my BLOG and read, thank you! All content is copywrite "Old Beng" unless otherwise noted.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

No Eyes See

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One morning, while leaving for work, lim peh saw an unbelievable sight.

This is so freaking dangerous!

A construction worker was on the top of the roof of a house without any safety precaution whatsoever. lim peh zoomed in my phone and took this photo.
Looking at this photo, you may think it's not too high leh
Gasp!!!
Yeah, lim peh saw already also shake head, really no eyes see.

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Monday, March 21, 2011

Interesting Picture Captured (13) - BIG!!!

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Caught a photo with item which is relatively BIG.

A super BIG pumpkin

The weight of the pumpkin was 65.5 kg, darn 夸张!

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Wednesday, March 16, 2011

那一年

那一年
我们 赤 着 脚
一手提布鞋
一同牵着手
面向夕阳
不急不徐
走着

那一年
我总让妳把我的手臂当枕头
压到手臂麻木不堪
也不发出一声怨言
默默地静观
妳那睡着

容颜

那一年
我们竟然
不睡觉
纵然已敌不过睡意
眼皮沉重到不行
彼此都不想放下电话

那一年
我们年轻

那一年。。。
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Friday, March 11, 2011

Cosplay

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If after reading the title of this post, thinking that you may see Old Beng in cosplay, ha, ha.

Last weekend, me and my cha-bo-lang went to the "Health And Beauty Fair" which was held at Suntec Convention Centre level 4.

When the lift door open at level 4, we saw a group of youngers in full cosplay.

Uncle couldn't help but kept looking at them. Luckily, all of them boh-chap my 2 eyes big big staring at them.

There were many people taking their photographs too and uncle also 唔执输 took a few photographs, some I asked for permission but some lim peh just took them as we walked passed them.


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Tuesday, March 01, 2011

老英雄的有色笑话

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老英雄刚跟俺说了以下的18+ 的笑话,分享之:

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老明无眼仔以及老英雄误闯入一条村落,无意中撞见到一名女人洗澡。

族长发现了,把三人绑起来:“找死吗?我的女人也敢偷看?我要惩罚你们!”

老明,无眼仔以及老英雄连声讨饶。

族长道:“好,我让你们选择死或者弹你的咕咕鸟一百下。”

老明:“我选择咕咕鸟被弹一百下。”

族长道:“好,拉下去弹。”

过一会儿,远处传来老明一阵阵被弹的惨叫声~~

无眼仔:“我也选咕咕鸟被弹一百下。”

过一会儿,远处也传来无眼仔一阵阵被弹的惨叫声~~

老英雄心想他们俩都痛不欲生,我宁愿痛快的死,就说:“我宁愿死!”

族长道:“好,你有勇气。来人,把他拉下去,弹他的咕咕鸟到死为止!”

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有一日,老英雄发现自己左边的睾丸变了色,就去看了医生。

医生说:“睾丸癌,要切除。”

手术成功,出院后的第二天,老英雄又发现右边睾丸也变了色。

医生又说:“睾丸癌,要切除。”

这次的切除手术也很成功。

出院后的隔天,晴天霹雳!老英雄发现他的咕咕鸟又变了色!!

医生:“。。。要切除。”

手术后,老英雄回家洗衣时才发现












原来底裤脱色。

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* 感谢无眼仔以及老英雄的情商演出。

令伯讲完了
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