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Kah Chng itchy lah

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Beautifully Written

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Received these beautifully written words from a friend´s email.


If an egg is broken by an outside force... a Life ends
If an egg breaks from within... Life begins
Great things always begin from Within

 

It’s better to lose your Ego to the one you love
Than to lose the one you love... because of Ego





Why we have so many Temples, if GOD is everywhere?
A Wise Man said:
Air is everywhere but we still need a fan to feel it.

     

When you trust someone, trust him completely without any doubt
At the end, you would get one of the two:
Either a lesson for your Life or a very good person



Life is not about the people who act true to your face
It’s about the people who remain true behind your back

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武侠

令伯卡你讲

评戏之

5  = 超级好戏，非看不可；
4  = 好戏，值得购票看；
3  = 还可以看；
2  = 免费戏票以及有多余的时间才看；
1  = 别浪费时间；

现今谁的电影最卖？我想除了甄子丹之外，不作他人之想。

 “武侠”由陈可辛执导，除了甄子丹，导演也找来了金城武，再加上汤唯和老戏骨惠英红以及影坛一代枭雄王羽。 

在谈“武侠”之前，先来看看陈可辛导演的往年作品。

1991 年，处女作品“双城故事”叫好叫座，打响第一炮。

1996 年的“甜蜜蜜”，2002 年的“三更”以及2007 年的“投名状”都令人赞赏。



原来陈可辛执导的最后三部电影“武侠”，“投名状”以及“如果•爱”都找来了金城武当男主角。

“武侠”故事极为简单，也千遍一律。坏人想改过自新，隐姓埋名当个平凡人过平凡日子，却被昔日同党找上门。。。

第一男主角甄子丹也是该片的武术指导，只是我总觉得这次的动作麻麻而已。

影片开始将近一个小时后才真正掀开对打：甄子丹对垒惠英红的双刀。以为两人对打应该会很精彩，但我失望了。

失望之余，只好满怀期待的等甄子丹与大魔头王羽碰面决战。只是年老的王羽如何与如今在巅峰期的甄子丹对打，一个不小心失手打伤阿伯可不是闹着玩的，难怪甄子丹不敢与王羽真正的对打。

我想因为这样才会有甄子丹自斩一臂的情节，无需两人拳头对拳头的对打。

影片虽以“武侠”为名，其实没什么“武”也没什么“侠”。故事单薄，人物不够鲜明，武打部分无法满足观众，所幸风景幽美，戏中出现的古时闹钟与保险套也令人嗤笑。

但票房方面也肯定不会有问题。

陈可辛本身就是一个保证，再加上甄子丹的魅力就会吸引人们买票进戏院，何况大帅哥金城武的强大女粉丝也肯定会为票房带来可观的成绩。

虽然不是很多人喜欢汤唯，但也会有人为了看她而买票进场。年长者可能会为了王羽与惠英红进场。



就凭金城武就能吸引许多女粉丝进场





汤唯 ： 漂亮，秀丽，我喜欢！

我给“武侠” 3

令伯讲完了

Funny Jokes Taken From Wendy´s Blog

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Read some funny jokes from fellow blogger Wendy, must share them here.

Made some amendments on the names of the characters though.

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Lao Hero walks into a pub, sits down on a bench and orders a cold beer. He swigs down the beer, looks in his pocket, cringes and orders another.

He gulps down that one, looks in his pocket again, cringes and orders yet another one. This goes on for at least an hour and a half.

Finally the bartender, bursting with curiosity, says, "I know it's none of my business buddy, but I have to ask. Why the whole "drink, look in pocket, cringe and order another one" routine?"

"Well," slurred Lao Hero, "There's a picture of my wife in my pocket. When she starts to look good, then it's time for me to go home."

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Lao Hero and his wife were watching TV when a TV evangelist came on air to Pray for the Sick.

The evangelist said. "For those of you who are sick, I want to pray with you so that you can be cured of your sickness. Place your right hand on the part of your body that is suffering from disorder, and raise your left hand."

Lao Hero placed his right hand on his privates, raised his left hand, and closed his eyes.

His wife saw what he did, and slowly whispered, "Honey, this prayer is to heal the sick, not to raise the dead!"

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3 men No Eyes, Lao Hero and Old Beng are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing woman.

These 3 dirty fellows 咸湿佬 fall all over themselves in an effort to be the 1 to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.

The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the 3 suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."

The young No Eyes speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese."

"Oh, how childish," said the pretty woman, "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."

She turns to Lao Hero and says "How well can you do?"

"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts Lao Hero.

"My, my," said the pretty woman, "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the young man's sentence."

She then turns to the last of the 3 men and says, "How about you, Old Beng?"

He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to No Eyes and Lao Hero and says....

Liver alone. Cheese mine.

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Embarassing Moment - 撞衫

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Have we all not at one time or another, 撞衫 clash attire with another person in a gathering or during a wedding dinner?

几尴尬一下，especially if that person 穿得比你好看一百倍。

To us, 撞衫没什么大不了啦 but to most celebrities, 哇! 大件事咯!!

两人撞衫: Maggie Q and 李玟



三人撞衫: 王菲，章子怡 and 林志玲



四人撞衫: 梁咏琪，陈慧琳，赵薇 and 阿梅

  
Actually, these are still not the worst scenerio, lim peh present to you, the most jia-lat clashing

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Shirt and table cloth

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Four - Thai Movie

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My movie grading:

5  = Great show, sibeh nice, no horse run, sure must watch.
4  = A good show worth paying to watch.
3  = Watchable
2  = Free ticket and have spare time then watch;
1  = Don't waste your time;

lim peh always like Ghost stories.

Lately, the ghost movies from Korea and Thailand are getting better, much better than the USA, Taiwan and Hong Kong.

Some Thai movies which lim peh consider good ones were Shutter, Phobia I and II, Screen etc.

Actually, omnibus movies are my favourites cos you can get 4 movies albeit a bit short for the price of 1.

The lastest Thai ghost movie is a foursome - Lud See Lud aka Four.

Directed by 4 acclaimed directors of Thailand, 4 is an anthology film features 4 stories of drama, action, thriller and comedy.

Super brief storylines (no worries, no spoilers):

(1) Clean-Up Day: A group of young punks talking away...

(2) The Gift Shop For The Ones You Hate: Like the title, a gift shop...

(3) Eerie Night: 3 on the run criminals running into an old desserted warehouse...

(4) Dead Grandpa: A dead Ah Gong who refused to die...

Cha-bo-lang and I watched the DVD one weekend afternoon but we stopped the disc after the first 2 stories. Not that they were so scary until we dare not watch but they were so lousy until we couldn't continue to finish watching the whole disc. Yes, it's that bad. (Do understand that this is solely my opinion and to my taste).

Since lim peh already bought the DVD, I would want to finish the whole movie, be it good or lousy. So one day lim peh managed to sit still and finish the remaining 3rd and 4th story.

After watching the whole movie, the 3rd and 4th stories were better than the first 2 but still a great disappoinment to me.

Is the movie really so bad? Yes but to be fair, there were some good points like:

Story (1) : The director finished the whole scene in 1 long shot and that's quite cool.
Story (3) : The main lead Ananda Everingham acted rather well, very different from his other usual role and the finger cutting scenes were quite gross.
Story (4) : That "sissy" actor was rather funny even though he was a little bit over.

Overall, the stories are weak and lack in the gist of the unique Thai horror movies.

紧张不够紧张，刺激不够刺激，恐怖不够恐怖，平淡如温水。

I can only give "Lud 4 Lud" （2 ）（Free ticket and have spare time then watch).

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Swollen Cheek

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I tell you ah, got 1 day hor, my left cheek suddenly swelled up leh. Everytime I open my mouth, it felt painful sia and my mouth also could not open big big, eat also quite difficult.

Ai-yo, show you the picture of my poor swollen cheek due to my swelling gum:

Tell you hor, when lim peh looked into the mirror, I saw my face actually like got baby-fat and quite chubby leh, only thing was quite buay balance lor, only one-side swollen. Many FB friends told me to drink more 凉茶, think lim peh too heaty liao.

One good friend of mine said I fat means fat la, what baby fat. I know la, he jealous of my humsap handsome face. Even my colleague said I looked cute. (Yee? why lim peh suddenly heard so many people puking?)

Anyway, my jealous friend also asked me why lim peh want to 打肿脸皮充胖子，he really kns lor.

I showed my swollen left cheek to my cha-bo-lang and she told me she had a brilliant idea to solve the imbalance of my face.

"How? Tell me, faster tell me", lim peh pleaded my cha-bo-lang to tell me her brilliant idea to solve my one-sided baby-fat cheek.

"Come, I give you one tight slap on your right cheek, then sure balance..." cha-bo-lang 边笑边说。

Wa-piangz, 认真靠害！

lim peh hope my swollen cheek can recover quickly so that I can look my normal self again, see lim peh's picture before swelling:



How? Yan dao hor? Ha ha ha.

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