Life Is ... by Adrenaline

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Chanced into this interesting blog via Sibehsian´s blog.

Adrenaline writes some very nice posts in her blog and this one is especially cool:

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Life is ......

... not just the number of friends' shoulders whom you cry on, but also the number of friends who cry on your shoulder.

... not juz being there for your family when they need you, but also the times when they want you there.

... not the number of lips you've kissed, but the kisses that take your breath away.

... doing your best not juz in jobs that you like, but also jobs that you hate.

... not the number of movies you've watched, but the movies that teared or stirred you emotionally.

... not juz having someone to hold when you're down, but someone to hug when you're watching TV.

... not the number of books you've read, but the amount of knowledge that you share.

... laughing not only because of hilarious jokes, but also because you're truly happy.

... not the number of kids you've had, but the number you've nurtured.

... not about the people that you loved, but the ways you've displayed your love.

... not about having a big house, but having a home.

... not about playing mahjong on Friday nights, but having the company of 3 others who share a similar interest.

... not about the number of people you've slept with, but the amount of orgasms you've had.

... not juz bringing joy to people whom you love, but also those who need them.

... not about looking youthful, but being young spiritually.

Lastly, life is not about the number of people who would be attending your funeral, but those, whose lives you had played a part in shaping.

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Lessons In Life

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Saw this in Robin´s blog, me cut cut a bit and share with you.

Lessons in Life

1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.

2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.

3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.

4. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

5. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

6. Cry with someone.It's more healing than crying alone.

7. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.

8. Don't compare your life to others' .You have no idea what their journey is all about.

9. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.

10. Life is too short for long pity parties. Get busy living, or get busy dying.

11. You can get through anything if you stay put in today.

12. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer.

13. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie.Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.

14. Over prepare, then go with the flow.

15. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.

16. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: "In five years, will this matter?"

17. Forgive everyone everything.

18. What other people think of you is none of your business.

19. Time heals almost everything. Give time time.

20. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

21. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.

22. Believe in miracles.

23. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.

24. Growing old beats the alternative - dying young.

25. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.

26. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.

27. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.

28. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.

29 If you don't ask, you don't get.

30. Life isn't tied with a bow,but it's still a gift.

He has all 50 pointers there but me only show 30 here, want to read all his 50 pointers? Click here.

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阿祥的黑白讲

令伯卡你讲

有这么一名男博客阿祥，文采非凡，幽默感一流，非常低死，佳著连连，可读性极高。阅读他的佳作常令我狂笑、喷饭、掉眼镜。转帖一些他的旧词佳品：

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把窗口设在南西或北边，便不会东窗事发。

哺乳类是幸福的，至少我们还有波可揸。

无论抽什么都会上瘾，包括抽送。

我们都长大了，但还未断奶。

眼屎要擦，屎眼更要插。

葬礼埋葬一个死人，婚礼埋葬两个活人。

女人都喜欢与太阳眼镜乳交。

休息不是为了要走更远的路，我只是想再来一次。

最严重的色盲是黑白不分。

能够令你作呕的男人，就是让你怀孕的男人。

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没游览过他的 blog? 快去，快去。

令伯讲完了

A Hilarious Entry By Kenny Ng

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Read this hilarious entry.

Click here to read.

* Source from Kenny Ng´s blog *

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006

General Motors vs Microsoft

*Received this article in my email, just want to share with you all this interesting article.*

For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on.

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part):

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.
6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single
   "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light.
7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.
8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.

Please share this with your friends who love - but sometimes hate – their computers!

Happy Mid-week!!!

Posted by Kenny Ng at 12:57 AM

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Interesting Post

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Saw this interesting posting in ZenEkz´s blog, must share with you.

Click here to read about it.

* Source from ZenEkz blog *

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F***ING TRUE SHIT

Guys drinks to forget about the girl...
Girls drinks to think back about that guy..

When guys are in love, they become poorer
But when girls are in love, they become prettier

Guys can forget, but cannot forgive...
Girls can forgive, but cannot forget..

Guys care most about the quantity of love...
But girls care most about the quality of love..

Guys break-up when they feel love from another Girl...
Girls break-up when they feel Separation from her man...

Guys feels curious towards all girls...
Girls feel curious towards the guys who are Interested in her..

When guys are heartbroken, they try to forget the girl by going out with other girls...
When girls are heartbroken, they try to find his Characteristics from other guys...

Guys wishes to be her first love....
And girls wishes to be his last love...

//ZenEkz - Well... think its true... to certain extent//

Somethng crazy at 5:36 PM by ZenEkz.

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3 Unique Bloggers Writting About 10 Signs

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Came across 3 bloggers writing some "10 Signs" in their blogs. Me read already also admire them very much cos Old Beng me is not able to come out with such Signs.

10 Signs of a Kid from a young girl, Sihui, click here to read more.

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September 7, 2006

10 signs you’re still a kid

Filed under: Miscellaneous

1) Playing neop*** is a IN thing in your school.

2) You wear Disney princess costume to someone’s birthday party.

3) Your mom/maid washes your school shoes for you.

4) Your mom/maid packs your bag.

5) You never fail to go to the ‘toys’ department everytime you go shopping with your family members.

6) You guard your virtual money with your life.

7) You don’t bother about money issues.

8) You will feel terribly upset if you missed your weekly Pokem**

9) Everybody squats down to talk to you AND in a very sweet manner.

10) You love the purple dinosaur.

*P.S: the idea of the 10 signs thing is taken from old beng’s blog.

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10 Signs of a Malaysian from a funny Malaysian Blogger, Ang Gu Gu, click here to read more.

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Wednesday, September 06, 2006

10 Signs You Are A Typical Malaysian

As i promise beng =) Heres my malaysian version. Hopefully i don write it badly as im not pro at writting signs like you.

10 Signs You Are A Typical Malaysian :

1) When driving always try to go first, traffic light havent turn green yet but you already horn like no tomorrow for cars to move when its green. Driving on bus and taxi lane to be fast.

2) When got accident or anything going on by the road, all the driver "ke po" will take few second or worst, stop car to see what happen. Then cause all the traffic jam around, not cause of accident but cause of drivers curiosity. But if got accident also, need help to go hospital or anything, no one bothers to help.

3) Always pretend rich by having good cars, great houses and big business but at the back all is under loan and mortgage from bank. Waiting to be pull back by bank. In another words, wanna look good on outside yet inside is nothing.

4)Anything happened only know how to be blame people and you always the right one. No one is correct and right except you.

5) Outside talk loud, can talk politic and talk bad everywhere anytime. But when police come to catch you for ISA ( Internal Security Act) or got any problem. First one to run and deny always you.

6) At food stall on the roadside, people charge you 5 ringgit for mee you say expensive and inreasonable price. When at shopping complex , people charge you 15 ringgit for normal mee
worse than roadside stall, you say its nice and standard.

7) Bring girls out all you pay, when go out with family or guy's friend..No money lar~

8) Everyday wait money drop from sky, massive betting on toto, magnum, damacai, jackpot, football, basketball , golf...anything as long can earn fast money. But when loan shark (Along) come.....no sight of you..

9) Professional big cannon (Ta Pao) , always talk big..... ( Thats why every state the muzeum in front got 2 big cannon)

10) You dress normally, but wear genuine rolex but people say you wear fake rolex. You wear nicely and look classy, but wear fake rolex yet people say you are wearing real rolex.

posted by Ang Gu Gu at 9/06/2006 10:20:00 PM

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10 Signs of a Wokaholic from a funny Singaporean Blogger, Mr Sibeh Sian, click here to read more.

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Friday, September 08, 2006

The long and short about The Top Ten Signs That You Are Tuning Into A Workaholic

1) You start having meals in front of the computer. The office computer.

2) You start to think of your colleagues as family members. The type you fight with over inheritance.

3) You start hallucinating whether if your Boss’ hair is real midway through the very, very long meeting.

4) You start having crazy thoughts like “I can’t afford to take an MC because I have to finish this report.”

5) You start having even crazier thoughts like staying overnight at the office so that you can save on transport to work tomorrow.

6) You start canceling dinner dates because the instant mee at the pantry seems more appealing.

7) You start bathing at the attached bathroom at the office.

8) You start to think of the sounds made by the fax machine and copier as music.

9) You start to seriously consider investing in a foldable safari bed in the office.

10) You work through the night and only start to pack your bags at 8:30 in the morning.

I am very, very worried that I am turning into an workaholic because not only did the first nine points happened, I also worked through the night last night and is only leaving for work now.

I need a life :(

With Love,
Sibeh Sian

posted by Sibeh Sian @ 8:51 AM

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After reading all 3, me conclude that me is not a Workaholic Malaysian Kid.

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Count-Down by No Eye See See

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Me read this latest blog written by no eye see see on his encounter at Orchard Road on New Year Eve and my mind was still fresh with the news I saw on TV yesterday about the same incident. The only difference is that TV news did not show much of the behaviours of the foreign workers but no eye see see put everything he came across in words and presented it to us raw, real raw.

As much as I don't encourage violence, I asked myself what I would have done if I were there? Think I would definitely join-force with no eye see see and gave those jerks a taste of my eagle and tiger punches. RRRRRRRROOOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

As usual, his blog is vulgar but think I would also use such language if I were there too.

Think this year end count down, Orchard Road will only have Males.

Read his blog here.

* Source from No Eye See See's blog *

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No Eye See See's View On Me

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Have known this young man since YMB time and his crude way of writing always made me uneasy and yes, like all men, Old Beng do use the "F" word when angry but depending on occasions and with whom.

Anyway, share his blog here.
* Source from No Eye See See's blog *

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Wednesday, December 28, 2005

The Old Beng I Know Through Cyber World

let me give a brief intro as to how i get to know my cyber friends. during the last few months in my army life, just waiting for ORD, i was able to surf the net during office hours and went in YMB by chance.

most of the postings there then were just plain shit without any fucking contents at all. by reading them will make my blood boiled and i usually go after those idiots who left stupid comments or those racist people, with my vulgarities of course.

think i had made many shook their heads upon reading my remarks as nobody had written such crude vulgarities there, except maybe a stupid fellow called hellbollytoon ha ha. it was during that time i came to know old beng, qin shi huang, ipromise, angeline7030, telokblangah and many more though the cyber world contacts only.

old beng has always been very nice and advising me to tone down and used less vulgarity and qin had always been there too. old beng and qin had been very close and clicked with each other quite well. through old beng's blog, i can tell (though i fully understand that cyberism is nothing but a fraud world, he who writes is probably not what he is) that he is in fact someone who is more than just a plain uncle beng.

sorry old beng your effort to disguise as an old beng was a total failure as not many bengs can write like you. however false image we get from bloggers, i think old beng is somewhat a very easy going, down to earth chap and definitely a man who can click with most people, and due to his age, he can tolerate things more and very diplomatic at times.

those who have met him can verify my points or not cos i have not had the opportuniy to meet him face to face.

think he will be scared to meet me cos i really love to use valgurity, old habits die hard friend, try coming out from army life.

then both old beng and qin set up each own's blog and yes i enjoyed reading their blogs everyday without fail. qin is again hyper active in the blogger world and he will leave comments in almost everyone's blog and from what i can see, he had chio many bloggers for gathering and i am sure he did it on a freindly motive only.

although old beng has already disclosed his true identity, a not so real beng, his articles in his blog (whether english or chinese) are still a good read, at least to me.

old beng, keep on writing old beng's tales and whatever old articles of yours written some 15 years ago, not forgetting your errie ghost stories.

i wish you and your cha bo lang a happy marriage life.
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Women's 32 Secrets

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Saw this interesting post in JiJi's blog on women's 32 secrets
* Source from JiJi chorlor blog *

Apparantly, JiJi´s blog is no longer reachable, you can also read the secrets here

Ha ha buay tahan, very the detailed.

A master piece too good to be missed.

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A Touching Story

Read one of the posting in a cyber friend's blog about a touching story, Just thought of sharing with all of you.

A touching storey

* Source from Dewi's blog *

Lau Hero's 1st Chinese Blog

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My blogger friend, Mr Lao Hero, did his first Chinese blog which I personnally find it better than his English ones.

Since he mentioned about Old Beng in it, I shall link it here for all to read.
* source from "lau hero" *

He also talked about Qin Shi Huang and Spinnee. Think he can write more of his opinion on other bloggers too.

Lau hero, keep writing.

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